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No, that's a terrible idea. Do you want to peak sexually? Duos with Skyler Mack and me are not for the faint of heart. She squirts and I deep throat.

Skyler Mack in Langley!

Elsi Dawson is 5'10 in socks. And has some seriously precarious heels.

You looking for a new side hustle? ;)

Elsi's Gold Star Tips for a Session Using Female Condoms with Elsi Dawson - Ask the SP during the booking process if she has, would acquire, and would be interested in using a female condom. They're a little harder to hunt down, and a bit pricey, but totally available. - SPs, put the female...

I second this.

T8E, I barely even bit you. Come call me a bad girl to my face. ;)

Bitch, you asked me to bring the orangutan. Thanks for my first Domme review. You're welcome to blow me after you bring Daddy her beer. And don't hand it to me before cracking it, my fingertips aren't built for hard labour.

Elsi Dawson and the LCHQ will not be engaging in holiday decorating or carol-playing for the Christmas season. Just the usual gay apparel over here.

Fuck, where's my Logical Fallacy Bingo card when I need it.

Deposits. Vancouver (and Victoria) are tit-squeezingly expensive. There's more than enough market here to turn a profit here, but Vancouver has plenty of flakes who are more interested in thinking about an appointment than actually showing up to one. Without deposits, it's a huge gamble to...

I personally hate discussing money mid session, but if you book a 90min and we decide mutually to call it at an hour, I'll let you go with 1/3 of your cash. But please don't think that you can extend any session. I have security features that depend on me checking in at X time and "extending"...

The bar for screening is higher, but yeah, I do.

Welcome, punter! Verified ads and the review section here are your friends. Cross-reference to make sure you're talking to the provider you're interested in. And read. the. ad. Read the website. Read the FAQs. If you're asking about things that are on page one of their post, you'll be...

I got a room you can rent for an hour... ;) Edit: Jesus, you guys, it's a joke. Stop with the PMs. I'm not chucking you the keys to my apartment. Remember I'm a whore with an incall? See the winky face? The name in red so I can advertise here? Gawd.

I swore an oath when I graduated the Whore Academy that I'd serve at the pleasure of husbands and wives alike, but I will warn you gentlemen that there was no rule against shamelessly flirting with the ladies in front of their other halves. You ask me to show the missus a good time? Don't come...

Holy shit, that'd be like free money for me. My twitter is already littered with clitters. Cha-ching.

Criteria for some rich guy to take me off the market: - A beater retrofitted with a five-point harness, a roll cage, and a panel of LED switches and buttons on the roof of the car that does nothing but blink and boop when I press the buttons so that I can pretend to change traffic lights or put...

She broke her wrist and fled to Mexico to do her physical therapy on the beaches of Bucerias with buckets of beer and ceviche. She should be back in about a week with tan lines.

No more awkward than getting through the door, dropping the donation, and getting a list of hard limits that includes all oral. And condoms aren't just cheap (and a write-off), but they're also free any most any clinic or PACE or, fuck it, my house if you need a box or two.