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Should be no problem for you to answer the question then, Sybian. ;)

I'm already verified, you're the unknown quantity! I demand a live stream of you! ;) I'm sure clients would shit their pants if they walked into my bachelor suite and found lights and cameras set up. I don't do cam work or porn because I like getting laid and paid and I'd rather there not...

Are you married/SO'd? Sounds like a private investigator. If you keep your nose clean otherwise, then it's probably a suspicious spouse collecting evidence. Otherwise, I have no ideas.

Sybian, I expected better from you. I was sure you'd come back with, "we asked you, Elsi, not a lady." ;) All the lipstick above the navel is gone, but the stuff below I leave for myself as a ... souvenir.

Fun fact, friendos: If I've gone through the effort to put on eyeliner before I suck you dick and you don't look, I'll be heartbroken. I think I'm speaking for most of the cock suckers around here.

A lady doesn't kiss and tell. ;)

I've fucked hairier people this week. Live and let live. They wanna bin their Bics to raise some dollars for charity? More power to 'em.

It's just a little free protein and they got a gift card out of it. I'd call that a good day. ;)

I see what you did there. Very good. Ten points to Gryffindor.

How else are we to keep sex safe?

Hazard pay. If you want to shoot cum at my face, make me redo my makeup, and risk getting your splooge in my hair or eyes, I'm getting paid for that. Generally, I call extras (or PSE) anything that requires more prep, patience, practice, or Pinesol. I'm doing an enema to do Greek? Money...

Zara Louise!

Interesting! A lot of the women I sleep with do it the other way--find a solid girlfriend to hook up with regularly and fuck and chuck guys. I guess it's a volunteer bias thing? Finding same sex compatibility is harder, but straight partners are a dime a dozen?

Oh baby, I'm booked up to my tits right now but if you're still around the city in the new year, I could show you some of my favourite haunts. In the meantime, please treat yourself to some self-care and go for a walk or something. Get a little blood flow and endorphins shooting around the...

I don't know if she's still working, but I did a duo with Freya Marie? I think? And she was an absolute bombshell. Great cock, fantastic tits. She wasn't into me, but she showed my date a great time. I've also been dying for an excuse to meet Bella Morena, but she doesn't swing that way...

Flatterflies, the whole lot of you! Justwannahavefun, I'd bet you're probably crazier, but I'm more cunning. ;) Horndog, I love you. You know that. Stop making me blush. :D

Oh, this old thing? Yeah, we're doing duos. Y'all can text me at 604-401-1366 to bear witness.

It's been said, but I have to emphasize Emele Devine. She has an unrivaled capacity for care and compassion. If there's a way to feel more comfortable and cozy in a session, I couldn't name it.

Still better advertising than LL.

I like to opt for AirBnBs with in-suite washer/dryer.