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We need to find an amenable middle ground between deposits and No Call No Shows. I'm totally open to suggestions. I don't take deposits while I'm in town because I work from home so a NCNS doesn't put me out on an incall fee, but clients can be terribly flaky. I could write a poem with the...

If you're in session, that's the kind of song that instantly makes you hop on top and riiiiiiiide. Speaking from experience here. ;) Also, where's that beer I owe you?

For outfit requests that are further from the median, I tell clients that they're free to bring me the outfit they're interested in. There are a few I keep on hand--school girl and secretary, that idea--but buying and storing a costume shop's worth of outfits on the off-chance that someone may...

I don't advertise it, but I do offer cuddling sessions at different rates from my FS services. I know Emele Devine offers such services too, but talk to her about what happens to her rates. Generally, you can (politely and respectfully) ask most providers what such a session would cost and/or...

It depends on long the piercing has been there and if the scar tissue is well healed. If you're asking about traditional earrings or a well-established 3yo lip piercing, it should be fine to pull and replace that for a couple hours. You will have no luck asking for someone to pull a dermal...

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One day, I buy you a drink, and I tell you about the time I was caught.

I think of it as looking someone dead in the face, saying "I expect $300/h but I can't be bothered to run that many words through spellcheck."

If I'm alone and home doing admin, it's probably three rounds and four or five orgasms. If I'm out and about, it's closer to one for breakfast (or as I say on the phone, "I'll head out twelve minutes, I just have to fuck me and fuck off.") and then one while I'm gone or when I get home. When I...

Not just for the ladies either. In my first few weeks of working, I would turn off my laptop when someone came over, but leave it sitting open on my desk. Someone asked me to close it and I had a lightbulb moment of "duh". It directly faces the couch where we do our hellos when people first...

!!! Yes, go see Skyler Mack. Very highly recommend.

I had a client I haven't seen before try to film the session. He seemed nervous in a way that was unusual. I won't go into the details here as to not inspire copycats, but let's say it didn't work out for him. SPs--stick to your gut. If you've done this song and dance a hundred times...

An approachably exotic 28yo chapstick femme bi-slut with an asymmetrical haircut who would play with a couple? Maybe one who lives in East Van with a collection of craft beer (cans), a fitted denim jacket covered in patches and a power tool collection to rival her selection of sex toys? Peyton...

I would only agree to that on the condition that you do not stop there. If I'm going to pull out the pencil skirt, I expect to get laid.

You're a good sport, Bean! If your GF gives you any further issue about it, draw on all your acting skills to tearfully demand why she didn't volunteer as tribute to do the walk of shame in your stead. If she cares so much about it... ;)

Ugh. And they think that watching a documentary is the same as research! And they're killing every industry that your grandfather used to be proud to say that he worked his way up from changing garbage bins at--diamonds and chain restaurants and real estate... And what happened to getting...

Hey Peyton, We're booked out for Sunday afternoon and evening. Tell the punters they'll have to pick another day. Also, if someone wanted to book us for a Tacos and Tacos on Tuesday, I'd grow gills and swallow his cock whole. Please warn any inquiring minds about that caveat. I love you...

I feel like when you go to a restaurant and your friend says "hold the pickles" and then I get to hop in and say "I'll have his pickles." I'll take your share of metaphorical pickles and keep asking you out to lunch.