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Even if she were concerned (however irrationally) of exposing her own genitals to her own saliva, had it occurred to either party to change the condom between CBJ and CFS?

Re emails unanswered--due to the nature of this business, I get TONS of emails from new clients that land in the spam box because they hit some kind of keyword that gets them filtered out. I'll sometimes sift through the bin to see if there was anything there, but by the time I find those...

Hello Nasty, I'm sorry you feel like my stance is unfair. I'd be pretty bummed if it cost me $100 to not sleep with me, too. I also really appreciate you not bringing me your flu because, as I told you, I can get to be a bit of a manbaby when I'm sick. That was very considerate of you...

Your ability to self-select makes you already too smart for the list. We're talking about serious Dunning-Krugerites. You'll find your club soon, I promise. :D

Yes. I do. There's a whole fleet of people in my phone labeled "Too Dumb to Fuck."

Your cousin? He's not even that hot...

I burned through two books on my "one day I oughta read that" shelf.

Awww, I wanted to say that line...

Maybe the tweet will work better for you...

It's probably more accurate to say that 20% of paid hours are physical (if post-party puddle cuddle isn't counted).

Wit, personality, and experience... This used to be a favourite game for my ex and me.

Congrats on the weight loss! I don't have to lose weight before I meet you too, do I? I kinda like having the parts that jiggle enthusiastically...

T8E, this is the same discussion we had before: things are different in my mouth. ;)

Advertising platforms don't care what SPs think, even if that is their main draw.

Wild season! Yes, I like it. And 'I, Low End Ass' runs totally in line with my 'best of the worst' spirit. I'll keep it. :D

Salut, Elsi Dawson = A slut, one wild ass.

Elsi is an anagram for lies.

I press them between the pages of heavy books like flowers.

You're probably right.

That sounds a lot like... nvm.