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You scared the pants off of me for a second there, I haven't thought about that as a worst case buttfucking scenario in a long time. Oooh la la! That is something to brag about!

There we go. I was wondering when he'd make it to the party. <3

She took it straight to heart.

Hey, you finished your study! Congrats! I bet your arms are tired, hey?

Who would want to wash and reuse them? That's crazy! All those memories down the drain...

Yes. And some walk, some bike, some drive, some fly in. The expectations are the same for everyone--to be respectful, clear in communication, and take a shower. :)

Jesus, congrats. You're going to have to go into the Sluts Never Age thread and explain yourself. ;)

Crook, I told you, I see balls all the time, you're going to have to bring me a half dozen if you want to get my heart rate up.

Is there some victory or accomplishment that you've had this week that you haven't had sufficient platform to brag about? I like to play this game with my friend when I visit her at work at the brewery. :) Anything you want, big or small. What are you patting yourself on the back for?

They've already ruled me out with an age gate--I'm on the far side of 27. That's a shame... I'm always chasing that DP high.

... What, she called you back for the second round?

Sabine's better in bed, though. Probably not worth waving as you pass her place to come regret your way through an hour with me.

BRB, writing that one down. The last time I was at UBC, I set off a confetti cannon during a ceremony and didn't stick around to find out if that was against the rules or not. So, I guess you could say I'm learned.