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Clearly you haven't been on the receiving end lately.

He dumped me after accusing me of not being a virgin, WHICH I AM. Guess you know my civvie name is Classy Angel now. Whatever, I can live with it.

Don't worry, I hopped in his PMs and told him to be careful--I fuckin' love that freckled lemonade. With a side shot of Beefeater.

This is me to a tee. My world is hella disorganized and I'm exceptionally unprofessional. I do try my bestest to make sure I catch 'em all (gotta), but I'm the only one running my texts and sometimes I'm in session, out of cell range, otherwise compromised and I miss messages from new clients...

A case of age discrimination against a 37yo. Brilliant. Poor fucker just made himself unemployable. Also, who wants to sleep with a 16yo?! Kids are terrible in bed and they never pick up the tab.

I've literally made "and a free stamp on my punch card" part of my rate when I'm hosting a local business owner.

Dude, my name is LC, not SP. Gawd. ;) It's not so much discounts offered, but there are other benefits to being a solid regular. I'm sure there are a handful of punters here that I've bought drinks for, that I've bought dinner for, who have endured dates where the hour ended but we just keep...

I hate to discuss the matter in a public forum, but I'm gonna fuck your brains out. So, there's that.

I'm next on your nut-sucking suck-it-slut slut-fucking bucket list?!

Oh, I just set it as my ringtone so I can hear it as often as I please. ;)

I found you guys a video for the giggling. NSFW (obviously, Elsi the Slut posted a video) unless you're wearing headphones...

Ah, academia: where the rubber has only ever considered the road. So, I don't get a monthly bill on my email inbox, but the text messages on my work phone number in the thousands each month. My number of monthly bookings is in the dozens. It less "a few emails" and more a fire hydrant of...

I hope you have a grand, serenis time.

Ruler Master. You know? I always saw myself as having leadership potential.

There's something so delightfully perfect and Freudian about asking what someone's favourite "ethics" are in this hobby. Surely, if you're looking for good ethics, you've come to the wrong neighbourhood.

All the time. Always. I wake up in the morning thinking about the sessions I have to share with other SPs about. And getting all their juicy lore from the night before. There's this big conference call we do every morning at 8:30am where we all sit around on FaceTime and talk about JayDee...

So very smooth.

I've paid and offered to pay for clients to leave if they bit off more than can chew. So, if we usually do an hour and we book two for a special occasion and we burn out with 30mins left to go, we're done, it's over, I'll say something like, "if you'd like, we can call it 90mins and I can give...

...they do that for everyone? I thought I keep getting spanked because the Mods are looking for excuse to message me. :( Worst Valentine's Day ever.

Blowies. 100%