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Merry Christmas to everybody. Hope you have a good day with family and friends. If circumstances dictate you are spending the day alone, here's hoping you will find some joy in whatever it is you do today.

A long time ago a young man answered his countries call to duty. He had no choice in the matter, but even if he had, it would never have crossed his mind to refuse. He crossed paths with another young man, no call to duty there, just a young man looking to purge his demons. They shared an...

Since it's the subject of much ado, let's get some answers for vanessa and Bijou. Do you have a wife or significant other that knows about this board and related activities, and that you are a member that participates ?

Yes it's been done, a western MERL was held yesterday. Present for this historic event were the only known Vancouver attendees of an official "eddie" sanctioned Edmonton MERL. I arrived at the domicile of MF. The door was open awaiting my arrival and there inside MF in all her natural...

A Redneck Love Poem. Susie Lee done fell in love. she planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, Susie gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, but Joe is yo' half brother. So Susie put aside her Joe and planned to...

So they claim to have been voted Edmontons best. Best what ? Went for to the location out on 170th by the West Edmonton Mall for dinner. Got have been one of the worst chicken and rib dinners ever. Returned it and made sure it was taken off the bill. French onion soup and the rolls were...

Decided to walk downtown to get the mail yesterday morning about 10:00.....after the drive from Alberta I needed the stretch...it was a nice morning, sun shining an all that stuff. About half a block from the house there's an old empty lot pretty well grown over.....I come up to it enjoying the...

Annual poll by AskMen.com finds that: 60% of men have no interest in watching UFC or mixed martial arts. 64% believe in the legalization of marijuana. 44% believe in aliens. ( shows who's smoking too much ). 83% claim to not follow celebrity gossip. To that end, modern man claims sex...

Now that Methodmans English seems to have improved, seems all it took was a good fart, ( gives a whole new meaning to shit for brains ) will it make him a more lovable member of the board, or will he still be just a pain in the ass ?

O.K. so it's not new news but what the hell. Britney Spears' head of security threatens lawsuit for sexual harassment. Seems she's running around the house naked, and he's not gettin' any of dat. He claims she's tormenting him. What do you think.

Time for a lighter touch. A priest is seated next to a Newfie on a plane. After the plane is airborne, drink orders were being taken. The Newfie asks for a Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. The priest...

SO returned from Afghanistan last November. With pre-deployment training she had been gone about a year. Beginning of June she was sent to Wainwright for three months. Got a call today, those three months have now become twelve. So another year away. So I guess my question is, do I mess about...

A man went to the hospital to to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. Seems his girlfriend found it in his pants pocket and she didn't know he was married. She was so pissed she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. What's worse ? 1 ) having your girlfriend...

I was going through some files the other day, doing some house cleaning leading up to a move. I found the cops notes in a court case I was involved in. One of his notes was in relation to the difficulty he had in finding me and that I was not co-operative when he did find me. Usual crap. He...

My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. Time was, when of its' own accord from my trousers it would spring. But now I have a full time job just to find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing the way it would behave, for every...

When I am in a sober mood I worry, work and think. When I am in a reckless mood I gamble, screw and drink. When these moods are over and it's time for me to pass, I hope they bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass.

Been running across a lot of scams lately on Craigslist and elsewhere. Some are so obvious it makes you wonder how anybody can fall for them. Rentals: Nice pictures of a suite. A description that glows and a price to die for, usually a few hundred below others in the area. Answer the ad and you...

So what will those of you that wear the Cb6000, or other under the clothing restraints be doing now that full body scanners are being deployed at airports ? Less flying or less dedication to being a sub ?

Santa Claus.:eek: And isn't he known for giving out free gifts ? What do you say ladies, in the spirit of the guy that's looking after you ?:p:p:p:p