Time for a lighter touch.
A priest is seated next to a Newfie on a plane. After the plane is airborne, drink orders were being taken. The Newfie asks for a Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. The priest replied." I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch my lips." At which point the Newfie handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
A priest is seated next to a Newfie on a plane. After the plane is airborne, drink orders were being taken. The Newfie asks for a Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink. The priest replied." I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores then let liquor touch my lips." At which point the Newfie handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
