Westward MERL

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Yes it's been done, a western MERL was held yesterday. Present for this historic event were the only known Vancouver attendees of an official "eddie" sanctioned Edmonton MERL. I arrived at the domicile of MF. The door was open awaiting my arrival and there inside MF in all her natural splendor.........no, she was not naked................bunch of perverts. I entered the site of what I'm sure has been much pleasure and debauchery for many of you. Alas, my time there was short but well spent in delightful conversation with a dear friend of MF, who was otherwise occupied. Then we ventured forth with no plans made, it was to fate and traffic to decide our destination. A trip to the Island seemed in order to narrow the focus..................Granville, not Greek, sheeeeech.

As this was a new venture, a previously unvisited location was called for, so off to the Bay of Pigs......which at least was new to MF........those of you old enough to know the name will know of where I speak........those that don't are too damn young to be there anyway.

"eddie" not to knock your lovely Pub, but this is Vancouver, a beautiful sunny day, a large patio, lounge chairs, the ocean, yachts................a little piece of West Coast heaven. Too bad we didn't have a picture of you to set on the table.................but then we would have felt bad gossiping about you.

Food and drink were ordered.................now here you have to imagine a character from Fawlty Towers........it was hilarious in a sitcom kind of way. You felt like offering the poor guy some drugs, but the question was what kind...............did he need a boost of confidence, did he need to be put down........maybe he was already on medication and it was wearing off, hard to tell.

We were there for about four and half hours..............they passed like "snap"..................it was one of the most enjoyable afternoons I have spent in a long while with a very lovely, down to earth companion.............it's been a long time since I've had that many laughs with somebody, in particular somebody I had just met. There was an instant...............I like you...........when I walked through her door and that stayed with us. I should point out "work" did intrude, mine that is, but it was quickly handled and it gave MF an opportunity to check out some of the seriously old coots that owned some of the fine boats moored there............never know what rewards can be reaped from having them go out with a smile..........I checked out potential rich widows. I like boats too. On the subject of seriously old coots, Jim was not spotted.

Like the MERL I had the good fortune to attend in E-town, here too we ended up with a crowd at the next table we couldn't understand.........there it was Newfies...........here it was.........and I'll let MF continue from here.........yes there are pictures.


"eddie" you may recall your nice ass observation.........now you may find out if you need your eyes checked.:p
 
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edmontonsubbie

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Yes it's been done, a western MERL was held yesterday. Present for this historic event were the only known Vancouver attendees of an official "eddie" sanctioned Edmonton MERL. I arrived at the domicile of MF. The door was open awaiting my arrival and there inside MF in all her natural splendor.........no, she was not naked................bunch of perverts. I entered the site of what I'm sure has been much pleasure and debauchery for many of you. Alas, my time there was short but well spent in delightful conversation with a dear friend of MF, who was otherwise occupied. Then we ventured forth with no plans made, it was to fate and traffic to decide our destination. A trip to the Island seemed in order to narrow the focus..................Granville, not Greek, sheeeeech.

As this was a new venture, a previously unvisited location was called for, so off to the Bay of Pigs......which at least was new to MF........those of you old enough to know the name will know of where I speak........those that don't are too damn young to be there anyway.

"eddie" not to knock your lovely Pub, but this is Vancouver, a beautiful sunny day, a large patio, lounge chairs, the ocean, yachts................a little piece of West Coast heaven. Too bad we didn't have a picture of you to set on the table.................but then we would have felt bad gossiping about you.

Now, right there is a lie. You wouldn't have had the slightest compunction about gossiping. Mumbling....couple of gossipmongers.....

Food and drink were ordered.................now here you have to imagine a character from Fawlty Towers........it was hilarious in a sitcom kind of way. You felt like offering the poor guy some drugs, but the question was what kind...............did he need a boost of confidence, did he need to be put down........maybe he was already on medication and it was wearing off, hard to tell.

Was that the server or the gossip????

We were there for about four and half hours..............they passed like "snap"..................it was one of the most enjoyable afternoons I have spent in a long while with a very lovely, down to earth companion.............it's been a long time since I've had that many laughs with somebody, in particular somebody I had just met. There was an instant...............I like you...........when I walked through her door and that stayed with us. I should point out "work" did intrude, mine that is, but it was quickly handled and it gave MF an opportunity to check out some of the seriously old coots that owned some of the fine boats moored there............never know what rewards can be reaped from having them go out with a smile..........I checked out potential rich widows. I like boats too. On the subject of seriously old coots, Jim was not spotted.

Like the MERL I had the good fortune to attend in E-town, here too we ended up with a crowd at the next table we couldn't understand.........there it was Newfies...........here it was.........and I'll let MF continue from here.........yes there are pictures.

"eddie" you may recall your nice ass observation.........now you may find out if you need your eyes checked.:p
I cannot imagine a better way to waste an afternoon than sitting on the side of the water in downtown Vangroovie with MF and whatever the hell it is that you were sipping on. Good on the pair of you, and thank you for the Merl review!

As for my eyes....well, yes, they suck. But they are good enough with corrective lenses to confidently state and reiterate....your SO has a nice ass uncleg.

cheers,

eddieinthemiddleoffuckingnowherewishingiwasinvangroovie
 
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mistressfreyja

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Westcoast MERL. hee hee

Our westcoast MERL meeting was perfect, except that we missed Eddie.

I got fed lots of cocktails, and uncleg was as much of a gentleman as a thug can be. hee hee

Seriously, we had a ton of fun, and it's pretty amazing that two people that really don't know each other, but have communicated online over the years, can have so much to talk about. There was no dull moment.

I have pictures, and I'm allowed to share!







Uncleg, what a hoot. I have the other pics to share too, but must spend time to get off of my phone and onto my puter. I'm so glad we met, and more to come. I had so much fun with you! :p

MERL rocks. Eddie, where WERE you?????

I should mention our ridiculous server. He WAS on drugs or NEEDED some more drugs. Strange,` was a generous summation. `He was unsteady on his feet.......much like a baby learning to walk. We just hoped he didn`t dump our food or drinks.

And,....then there was the conference people, and the chickie that was giving me the evil eye....to which I responded with the like.

And....the Japanese people that chose to think that we were nuts......I`m listening to the Beatles now, Ì am the walrus....koo koo ka choo. Maybe they might like that song, though the server already did a couple times.
 

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Thanks Angie! That's what I have always appreciated about you and your input here. I concur that there are tons of relationships to be made, if one is receptive and puts themself out there.

This is what I like about Perb! Good people, not just a review and advertising board, real and genuine people and friendships to be made.
Thank You MF and uncleg for sharing your day with us.
 

uncleg

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It was so silly, JPR. A random meeting of silly people, with no agenda but random silliness. I live for this shit,

Silly ???????????? Great, now the gay jokes will start, was there not a more butch term for silly to be found. Ah well to find the old leather chaps....wonder if they still fit ?
 

mistressfreyja

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Honey, I have no doubt that you need me not to dress you in leather.

Silly....being a relative and subjective term for just TOO MUCH FUN for any two people to have that know not of each other.

I`ll dress you in anything....you know that. But, I will certainly accept you bringing your own leathers. hee hee.

I gotta post the other pics, huh. Really, just too much fun. :cool:

Silly ???????????? Great, now the gay jokes will start, was there not a more butch term for silly to be found. Ah well to find the old leather chaps....wonder if they still fit ?
 

uncleg

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I'm so sorry I missed it!!!

I will be there for the next get together I promise!!!

xoxo
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And you will be more then welcome, keeping in mine that there may be a pucker requirement.:p
 

mistressfreyja

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We totally missed you, too!

You, and Eddie, and uncleg`s SO with the super hot ass......hmmmm......thinking lovely scheming thoughts.....

WHEN? and WHERE? and WHAT?

As per WHY? The answer is in the question.

I'm so sorry I missed it!!!

I will be there for the next get together I promise!!!

xoxo
N
 

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Sorry I missed out on the fun!
 

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