Tough call...... you decide

[uncleg]

A man went to the hospital to to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. Seems his girlfriend found it in his pants pocket and she didn't know he was married. She was so pissed she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. What's worse ?

1 ) having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2 ) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3 ) finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

 

[Bad Santa]

That's priceless Uncleg!

You should have made that a poll question!

 

[joho]

All of above!!! Wow.

 

[namssa]

SWEET!

I think you should have made an actual poll for the options, that would be even better.

 

[johnperb]

4 ) Finding out how they will get the ring off your penis

 

[Roaming]

no wonder gold prices are "rising"...lol

 

[Unpossible]

If she got it on with petroleum jelly then it should come off the same way.

 

[Thatotherguy]

Shit, either he's got really thick fingers or...

 

[littlejimbigher]

If the wife gets to choose, she will want the dick cut off so the ring is whole.