Well I was just thinking about my last few clients and I just wanted to express to everyone some of my favorite things where clients are concerned.
1)Guys who block their number even when the ad says "no blocked calls", surely they don't think that pertains to them!!
2)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number
3)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number and then hang up in my ear.....wicked!!
4)Callers who block their number and get me on a nice day when I answer and then hang up in my ear when I tell them pricing.
5)Fake accents
6)Coke heads, one of my favorites when dealing with this job. Nothin better than coke dik!!
7)Guys who want me to wear open toed shoes and stockings at the same time, do they not know the fauxpaw here?
8)Guys who don't have the courtesy to shower before the escort arrives!!! Especially the ones on coke-ew like have you smelled yourself in the last 24 hours?gross.
9)Guys on coke who can't get it up but insist you suck their limp dik for an hour just incase!!fun.
10)Guys who think cuz we get off or pretend to that they should get a deal!!
11)Guys who say"when I get it in it will get hard" like I don't fuckin think so!!
12)The ones who blame their limp dick on the condom since they aren't used to them!! thats hot!
13)When theres no clean hand towel
14)When theres no lock on the bathroom door
15)When theres no clean anything.
Just to name a few.
1)Guys who block their number even when the ad says "no blocked calls", surely they don't think that pertains to them!!
2)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number
3)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number and then hang up in my ear.....wicked!!
4)Callers who block their number and get me on a nice day when I answer and then hang up in my ear when I tell them pricing.
5)Fake accents
6)Coke heads, one of my favorites when dealing with this job. Nothin better than coke dik!!
7)Guys who want me to wear open toed shoes and stockings at the same time, do they not know the fauxpaw here?
8)Guys who don't have the courtesy to shower before the escort arrives!!! Especially the ones on coke-ew like have you smelled yourself in the last 24 hours?gross.
9)Guys on coke who can't get it up but insist you suck their limp dik for an hour just incase!!fun.
10)Guys who think cuz we get off or pretend to that they should get a deal!!
11)Guys who say"when I get it in it will get hard" like I don't fuckin think so!!
12)The ones who blame their limp dick on the condom since they aren't used to them!! thats hot!
13)When theres no clean hand towel
14)When theres no lock on the bathroom door
15)When theres no clean anything.
Just to name a few.