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ihatemyskirt

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Well I was just thinking about my last few clients and I just wanted to express to everyone some of my favorite things where clients are concerned.

1)Guys who block their number even when the ad says "no blocked calls", surely they don't think that pertains to them!!
2)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number
3)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number and then hang up in my ear.....wicked!!
4)Callers who block their number and get me on a nice day when I answer and then hang up in my ear when I tell them pricing.
5)Fake accents
6)Coke heads, one of my favorites when dealing with this job. Nothin better than coke dik!!
7)Guys who want me to wear open toed shoes and stockings at the same time, do they not know the fauxpaw here?
8)Guys who don't have the courtesy to shower before the escort arrives!!! Especially the ones on coke-ew like have you smelled yourself in the last 24 hours?gross.
9)Guys on coke who can't get it up but insist you suck their limp dik for an hour just incase!!fun.
10)Guys who think cuz we get off or pretend to that they should get a deal!!
11)Guys who say"when I get it in it will get hard" like I don't fuckin think so!!
12)The ones who blame their limp dick on the condom since they aren't used to them!! thats hot!
13)When theres no clean hand towel
14)When theres no lock on the bathroom door
15)When theres no clean anything.



Just to name a few.
 

bigdee

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How about cameras in the bathroom

Would cameras in the bathroom be one of your favorites too????


BigDEE - Lights, Camera, Action!!!!!! :)
 

WalterMitty

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12)The ones who blame their limp dick on the condom since they aren't used to them!! thats hot!
Limp diks seem to be a common theme in your experience. And with your charming attitude, I can't imagine why? Maybe they are just being polite by blaming the condom.....

Walter
 

D.W.B

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i dont understand whats up with all the sniveling and bitching im hearing lately from the sp's about their customers.get the fuck over it your making more in an hour than some people make in a week and your doing alot less than most to earn it,yeah i know having sex is such a hardship :rolleyes: .if you ladies find pooners so repulsive go get a real job for a while then come to me whining at least then you will have a reason.
 

Da_Slick

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SP's are human too

D.W.B said:
i dont understand whats up with all the sniveling and bitching im hearing lately from the sp's about their customers.get the fuck over it your making more in an hour than some people make in a week and your doing alot less than most to earn it,yeah i know having sex is such a hardship :rolleyes: .if you ladies find pooners so repulsive go get a real job for a while then come to me whining at least then you will have a reason.
Give her a break! She has the right to b*tch if she wants to. At least she is doing it in these boards and not directly at the customers. Their job is to provide service to customers like, lets say, a server in a restaurant. Servers cannot complain directly to the customers because "the customer's always right." :rolleyes: I own a restaurant and I have seen one of my servers start cursing in the corner of the kitchen because he had bad customers who were giving him a hard time. Once he stepped out of the kitchen door, he smiled and continued serving them politely like he should. If I catch him treating the customers badly, aside from not receiving any tip, I will fire him on the spot.

You think their job is not difficult? Not only does she has to deal with appearance, personality, and hygiene of her customers, or put on a happy/satisfied face during her session no matter how terrible it went or how horrible the customer were, she has to constantly worry about getting a diseases from day to day.

Like I mention in the title bar. They are human too and I appreciated that Ihatemyskirt made that list. I may be a paying customer but I think SPs deserve to be treated with respect too. (read my signature) If both parties enjoy the session, it will be a very memorable and worthwhile experience. :)

Deo
 

D.W.B

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Da_Slick said:
Give her a break! She has the right to b*tch if she wants to. At least she is doing it in these boards and not directly at the customers. Their job is to provide service to customers like, lets say, a server in a restaurant. Servers cannot complain directly to the customers because "the customer's always right." :rolleyes: I own a restaurant and I have seen one of my servers start cursing in the corner of the kitchen because he had bad customers who were giving him a hard time. Once he stepped out of the kitchen door, he smiled and continued serving them politely like he should. If I catch him treating the customers badly, aside from not receiving any tip, I will fire him on the spot.

You think their job is not difficult? Not only does she has to deal with appearance, personality, and hygiene of her customers, or put on a happy/satisfied face during her session no matter how terrible it went or how horrible the customer were, she has to constantly worry about getting a diseases from day to day.

Like I mention in the title bar. They are human too and I appreciated that Ihatemyskirt made that list. I may be a paying customer but I think SPs deserve to be treated with respect too. (read my signature) If both parties enjoy the session, it will be a very memorable and worthwhile experience. :)

Deo
nowhere did i say that anyone should disrespect the sps i said the sp's should respect us and as far as not bitching to the customers who do you think frequents these types of boards.sure there are dangers to any job but the list you put up describes any one of a million civilian dates and nobody is getting $300.00 an hour.some of these women seem to think that they should make a pile of money and have beautiful perfect clients as well.i hate to be the bearer of the shocking news but if we were all perfect the sp's would be pretty broke because most perfect people dont pay for sex.
 

Very Veronica

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ahem...perfect people don't pay?

Not so fast, dwb...in my never to be humble opinion it's the smart ones who choose pro's. It's the no bs way to get the job done right but lip service ends when the meter runs out.
 

tom25

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Oct 8, 2003
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I thought the original post was a pretty tongue in cheek rant ... I'm sure Skirt isn't saying all her clients are like this ... but that some are. And for the rest of us its good to hear from the sp's what things they don't like.

As for perfect people not having to pay for it ... I think lots of people choose to see sp's for a lot of reasons. Its not necessarily because there is anything "wrong" with them and they couldn't get it any other way.

Tom
 

Paris

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Oct 27, 2004
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ihatemyskirt said:
Well I was just thinking about my last few clients and I just wanted to express to everyone some of my favorite things where clients are concerned.

1)Guys who block their number even when the ad says "no blocked calls", surely they don't think that pertains to them!!
2)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number
3)Guys who call back over and over from a blocked number and then hang up in my ear.....wicked!!
4)Callers who block their number and get me on a nice day when I answer and then hang up in my ear when I tell them pricing.
5)Fake accents
6)Coke heads, one of my favorites when dealing with this job. Nothin better than coke dik!!
7)Guys who want me to wear open toed shoes and stockings at the same time, do they not know the fauxpaw here?
8)Guys who don't have the courtesy to shower before the escort arrives!!! Especially the ones on coke-ew like have you smelled yourself in the last 24 hours?gross.
9)Guys on coke who can't get it up but insist you suck their limp dik for an hour just incase!!fun.
10)Guys who think cuz we get off or pretend to that they should get a deal!!
11)Guys who say"when I get it in it will get hard" like I don't fuckin think so!!
12)The ones who blame their limp dick on the condom since they aren't used to them!! thats hot!
13)When theres no clean hand towel
14)When theres no lock on the bathroom door
15)When theres no clean anything.



Just to name a few.
I have not had a good laugh like this in a long time.

The things we have to endure with this line of work!!!!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
 

Paris

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D.W.B said:
i dont understand whats up with all the sniveling and bitching im hearing lately from the sp's about their customers.get the fuck over it your making more in an hour than some people make in a week and your doing alot less than most to earn it,yeah i know having sex is such a hardship :rolleyes: .if you ladies find pooners so repulsive go get a real job for a while then come to me whining at least then you will have a reason.
Well now that I have gone through this thread more thoroughly, and have read your post.........I'm really pissed off.

This is a REVIEW board....HELLO!!!!!!!

What in the hell makes you think she or I, or any other sp does not have the right to complain about the obvious???????

Do you want your job to go a bit better??????

Guess what? So do WE!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
 

farmboy

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Jun 12, 2003
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Unbelevable!!

It comes as no surprise that some ladies are in the mood they are in after being with a client with attitudes like theres!!! It never ceases to amaze me how some men think that they can treat someone with little or no respect, just because they are the client! These girls (sp's) put up with so much at times , that its remarkable that we have so many top sp's out there. However it is the #1 reason most girls get out of the biz , is because of the crap they put up with. To show up , stinking, abusive, drunk, etc etc....is just plain stupid and rude! Granted there are some sp's who show up in that state, but we as a client have the option of showing them the door, they do not have quite the same luxury (they do to a point). To me (and I've said it many times b4) a SP should be treated with repect and admiration. I prefer to see a few girls on a regular basis whom i get along well with. The "relationship" becomes much BETTER as one gets to know the other person.
Anyone who thinks they have such a great job , how about if you were a male sp (sounds great right) , but now you dont pick who you see. That fat smelly old hag next door, the butte ugly gal with moles and warts, the young cross eyed girl who's pussy stinks worse than 5day old fish who insists you eat her out for 30 mins.....and on and on!!! And the whole time you need to smile, and pretend your having the time of your life!!! Answering the phone all day , giving discrptions of yourself, making tentative appointments , having them no one show up on and on.....EASY....I THINK NOT!!!
Hopefully most of the girls I have seen haven't hated there time spent with me, and hopefully some even enjoyed it.
My 2C worth!
 

certifiednympho

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Your skirt is good, though!
You are looking good too, and making those of us out here with a sense of humour look good, with our big smiles!

To all of you grammaticians and english professors, take it easy, maybe loosen up, go to a massage parlour or two, you know exactly what she meant....or do those light-hearted jokes bear too much truth for ya?
 

D.W.B

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farmboy said:
It comes as no surprise that some ladies are in the mood they are in after being with a client with attitudes like theres!!! It never ceases to amaze me how some men think that they can treat someone with little or no respect, just because they are the client! These girls (sp's) put up with so much at times , that its remarkable that we have so many top sp's out there. However it is the #1 reason most girls get out of the biz , is because of the crap they put up with. To show up , stinking, abusive, drunk, etc etc....is just plain stupid and rude! Granted there are some sp's who show up in that state, but we as a client have the option of showing them the door, they do not have quite the same luxury (they do to a point). To me (and I've said it many times b4) a SP should be treated with repect and admiration. I prefer to see a few girls on a regular basis whom i get along well with. The "relationship" becomes much BETTER as one gets to know the other person.
Anyone who thinks they have such a great job , how about if you were a male sp (sounds great right) , but now you dont pick who you see. That fat smelly old hag next door, the butte ugly gal with moles and warts, the young cross eyed girl who's pussy stinks worse than 5day old fish who insists you eat her out for 30 mins.....and on and on!!! And the whole time you need to smile, and pretend your having the time of your life!!! Answering the phone all day , giving discrptions of yourself, making tentative appointments , having them no one show up on and on.....EASY....I THINK NOT!!!
Hopefully most of the girls I have seen haven't hated there time spent with me, and hopefully some even enjoyed it.
My 2C worth!
twist it what ever way you like my post wasnt about disrespecting anyone.it was about bitching.
 

D.W.B

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#1 a firefighter is a tough job
#2 working the wards of a sick childrens hospital is a tough job
#3 being a soldier is a tough job
#4 being a cop is a tough job
#5 emergency room nurse is a tough job


the list goes on and on and you can bet your ass none of these people make $3-$400 an hour or have any of the perks that a sp enjoys.berate me all you like but i think the shit that they complain about on perb is trivial and childish considering the amount of money they make.nobody holds a gun to their heads and says you have to have sex with this asshole that stinks.if the guy is a pig or otherwise undesireable take a walk,dont take his money then bitch about it later.
 

D.W.B

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Paris said:
Well now that I have gone through this thread more thoroughly, and have read your post.........I'm really pissed off.

This is a REVIEW board....HELLO!!!!!!!

What in the hell makes you think she or I, or any other sp does not have the right to complain about the obvious???????

Do you want your job to go a bit better??????

Guess what? So do WE!!!!!!

Paris/Caryn
i didnt say you ladies dont have the right to speak your minds,this board is all about opinions.you have yours and i have mine and i am truly sorry that i pissed you off but my posting reflects the way i see it.
 

D.W.B

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LisaGigglez said:
D.W.B... from reading your posts lately, i think its fair to say....

YOU NEED TO GET LAID![/QUOTE

you pegged it sugar.i have a serious attitude brewing so im going to shower up,clip my nose hairs,hit an atm and go get some therapy.am i really that transparent or you just that good?