Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Does this look infected?

 

[EuroSZabina]

Is it safe to see you ?

That question got a caller banned today.

 

[badbadboy]

“Is this one free”?

No ground rules were posted so I had to ask 😂

 

[West End Guy]

Rash is almost gone

 

[Number17]

“I’m an anti-vaxxer”

 

[taster]

Buuurrrp....Pfttttt.....Aaaachooo.....Ooops !

Can you scratch me ?

 

[Stamkos]

“my parents are living with me”

 

[Sonny69]

Take Canadian Tire money?

 

[JimDandy]

I forgot my wallet.

or

I'm a little short.

or

I get paid tomorrow.

JD

 

[Newb808]

Oldie but a goodie:
You should pay me...

 

[PuntMeister]

Are you into anal?

 

[PuntMeister]

Can my uncle watch?

 

[Fullhouse]

What is that smell?

 

[johnnydepth]

Who knows you're here?

 

[angry anderson]

Didn't they feed you on the plane?

I know it's 6 words, but I put it in because I remember the reaction. (it works)

 

[Lane1977]

where is your sister?

Also a known slang for worcestershire sauce when you have too many wobbly pops wheresyoursistersauce...

 

[gndvan]

What's your body count?

You looked better online.

Haven't we fucked before?

I wasn't actually convicted.

Check out my demo.

So, are those real?

What's your safe word?

 

[Number17]

What's your body count?

You looked better online.

Haven't we fucked before?

I wasn't actually convicted.

Check out my demo.

So, are those real?

What's your safe word?

Sounds like you’ve had a great deal of bad first dates 😂.

 

[lukom]

"i'm on prep"

 

[vanblue]

Change for a twenty?