Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

[battousai32]

What's your body count?

You looked better online.

Haven't we fucked before?

I wasn't actually convicted.

Check out my demo.

So, are those real?

What's your safe word?

check out my demo has me in stitches lmao.

 

[Mr Quim]

"Bill Cosby is Innocent !"

This puts it into Context, for the Safety of the Women on this Board !

https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/bil...om-prison-after-conviction-overturned.305761/

 

[nwtl]

(during heatwave)
let go for sauna

 

[sybian]

My Perb handle ?……..” UndercoverCop “

 

[Number17]

“Your daughter was tight.”

 

[silkk]

Creampie for dessert baby?

 

[silkk]

I love Bill Cosby!

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

Your Moustache really Turns me On!😂

 

[5knuckleshuffle]

Your place or mine

 

[rlock]

Is this topic for dates, or "dates" ?

Either way, my answer is:

"I'm a sovereign citizen".

 

[dchoye]

I wanna fuck you

 

[wetnose]

Job? I produce porn

 

[Debbie Italian]

"Really, its nothing" or " I dont snort it, i sell it"

 

[Schweps]

Oh crap I'm dreaming

 

[NDog090]

I'm a Linux user

 

[Drjohn]

This will be fun... and go!

Why am I itchy?

 

[Crookedmember]

Like my MAGA hat?

 

[Kissmepassionately]

Damn you are fat.

Lucifer's daughter, just great.

Can I borrow cash.

Bark for me please.

Suicide sounds okay today.

Beep when backing up.

Dumb and ugly...great.

I need to leave.

Is your name Luna?

Even God makes mistakes.

So buffet it is.

Personality skipped over you.

Is your job sunblocker?

 

[Miss*Bijou]

I brought my mother.

I really hate dogs.

I love my ex.

Pull my finger haha

I can't stand libtards.

It's just a rash.

Make me a sandwich.

 

[gene6661]

Want to rim me?