Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

[sybian]

What's your body count?

You looked better online.

Haven't we fucked before?

I wasn't actually convicted.

Check out my demo.

So, are those real?

What's your safe word?

You forgot one.....
” the last two restraining orders have almost expired, due too statute of limitations “

 

[gndvan]

Sounds like you’ve had a great deal of bad first dates 😂.

Yea, and I decided to not go on free dates anymore

 

[Mclovinit604]

Its puts the lotion...

 

[DrunkWhenSober]

I am your father

 

[Will_iam]

Is your sister single?

 

[Lady Companion]

OMG! It’s so cute!

 

[Number17]

The girl says:
"Thought you were gay"
🤷‍♀️

 

[The Caffeinated Gent]

OMG! It’s so cute!

This phrase will kill a brother both literally and figuratively...

 

[Uncled]

Ick nahn diddyl po! 🕺

 

[Bridge]

I'll never get vaccinated.

 

[JackRyder]

Have you been Vaccinated?
do you have STDS?
What's your credit score?

seems kinda personal

 

[synd77]

How about that blowjob...

 

[ExpCharlee]

"i'm on prep"

What’s wrong with this?

 

[Bde]

These could work from either perspective

WebMD says I'm cured

Lets talk Flat Earth

Your skin is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

I hear your thoughts

Can my mom watch?

*During 1st visit*
Oh look, you redecorated

Does this look infected?

 

[taster]

My favourite hobby ? Embalming !

Favourite celebrity ? PeeWee Herman !

Pets ? My 99 1/2 cats !

 

[sybian]

Does my finger smell funny?

 

[lukom]

What’s wrong with this?

I've seen it used in some ads under the context of unsafe services being available.

 

[gndvan]

I've seen it used in some ads under the context of unsafe services being available.

You see this in medical settings all the time. Unfortunately PREP does not make you invincible.

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

I had to bring money?

 

[cr_tallguy]

Do you give discounts?

or

Is that your best price?