Ruin a first date in 4 words or less

[Buddyguy66]

Friends and Family Discount?

 

[Big Dick Bob]

Shit, it's my wife!

 

[OneLuckyGuy]

I'm on parole.

 

[grusse]

photos of my vacay?

I miss my ex

I have excess gas

I smell b.o.

 

[Avioneto123]

" I am a womanizer "

 

[Bizzaynass]

Let's talk mutual funds.

 

[Stamkos]

“I googled you”

 

[Stamkos]

“How the fuck are ya?”

 

[Workerbee]

Moms basement is cozy

Please order something cheaper

 

[OneLuckyGuy]

I just farted.

 

[Number17]

“Your mom is hotter.”

 

[Chuckerbie]

“Your mom is hotter.”

Those four words may make your date a fantasy come true hotter than one could imagine.

 

[Number17]

Those four words may make your date a fantasy come true hotter than one could imagine.

Are you thinking suggesting to the date “threesome with your mom”?

 

[wetnose]

I am a gynaecologist.

 

[Bizzaynass]

Will you marry me?

 

[m_clock]

You’re wearing THAT again?

 

[Chuckerbie]

Are you thinking suggesting to the date “threesome with your mom”?

Her Mom, I mean Step-Mom

 

[Newb808]

I showered last night

 

[Chuckerbie]

Her Mom, I mean Step-Mom

Did you mean to say that My Mom is hotter than you?

 

[Craftset]

"I made poop again."

Sorry its low brow but sometimes it's the direction you gotta go.