Random Cowboyography

[johnsmit]

I like country rock and roll. And you don't need to get me dunk to make up a sad country song about losing the girl, being sad and lonely or getting tell my boss to shove it .

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

I sincerely believe mine has gotten larger since I started using viagra in my 50s. I get a lot more positive comments from the ladies now than I did before I started using viagra. So I don't think getting older made it bigger, but using viagra seems to have, and I only started using viagra because I was older

When I noticed my penis seemed to be increasing insize I googled to see if other people had encountered the same changes, but could find no evidence of this on the net. Strange ...

JD

Hmm looks like I’m going to have to get me some of that stuff!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Anyone can be a cowboy

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

My large-ish pickup truck is dirty. I've stepped in enough cowshit to know it. But, I have no idea what shinola is.

Adding it all up, there still isn't enough there to make me a cowboy.

My pickup truck will haul a horse trailer, though I have no horse to haul. I have seen enough cowshit to avoid stepping in it, & as a bonus, I can tell the difference between shit & SHOE POLISH (Shinola was a shoe polish brand, guys...)

Do I earn my spurs sy?

 

[sybian]

My pickup truck will haul a horse trailer, though I have no horse to haul. I have seen enough cowshit to avoid stepping in it, & as a bonus, I can tell the difference between shit & SHOE POLISH (Shinola was a shoe polish brand, guys...)

Do I earn my spurs sy?

Shinola doesn't hold a candle to Dubbin when it comes to water proofing, but you already know that.
You can hang your Spurs on my chandelier anytime you want, but that tradition is an old one, for when the boys went to war.........their Spurs were left in the ranch house light when they enlisted, and only they could take them down , upon their return.
You earned your Spurs a long while ago beautiful .....you understand , and put up with me better than most.

 

[apl16]

Kinda like another Cowboy, with Canine connection, in another thread, whining about suburbanites and their loud polluting ,cars driving in his neighbourhood?
DDcanz is making his opinion known just fine in that one without my help....all I need to do is make some popcorn for that one.
Next time I take a load of cattle down in my stock trailer, I'll have to park my diesel around the PNE.....and push my cows through town to the ship yards.
I wouldn't want to smoke out anyone with my very black exhaust, while they are sipping their 6 dollar coffee on the sidewalk ,outside of Starbucks.
For the record......a horse and cattle have the right of way in all traffic, as well as pedestrian traffic....so I can do whatever the hell I want....providing I'm on horseback, and pushing stock.

Lol..... I've got no problem with cowboys..... just the pretenders......most real REAL cowboys I've known were standup guys.
Unfortunately, I recently found out that a friend of mine back home has been partially disabled from getting kicked in the head while training horses...... gotta keep my ears open on this as his family may need from financial aid.......he loved what he was doin but never made a lot of money.

 

[bdan]

Random thoughts huh?

Let's give it a go.

I wonder when I see a girl with short nails, "Is she a lesbian or just not a fashion person?". Or maybe her job just requires latex gloves.

I think Miss Hunter's sexiest bit is between her ears. The rest ain't bad either.

I dont review as I find it tacky. And yes I know the reason for the site but my reviews would be useless for the average guy.

I do social. Yup. I pay for the company of pretty ladies. Their TIME. And intelligence. And beauty. <<That goes without saying obviously.

Let me see into your head and I might want to see betwixt yer legs.

Happens rarely ... but happens.

I can find stupid close minded anywhere. It's cheaper but the cost is painful.

I like eating cows but would never raise them as I hate flies. Shit begets flies. Ergo, no cattle.

I often wondered if my alligator Lucchese hand made boots sans shit made people think I was a poser. Didn't care. Made me grin actually.

I remember going to a club in San Diego years ago near the Navy base wearing my boots and 10x Stetson with my long hair.

I sat at a big table thinking that would be the best way to meet people. No one sat down with me till I asked them to... specifically.

I couldn't figure it out as I'm pretty easy going. But I guess a 6'1 220 lb long haired cowboy was beyond their grasp.

Till I made an actual effort and drug 'em to my table they were just standing against the walls like 4th graders at a school dance.

You could tell the Navy boys by the fact their hats sat on their ears. Having hair adds to hat size lol

I wonder if gaydar is developed or inherent cuz I have NONE unless it's a flaming effeminate male. I'm guessing that's the rural in me. What are your thoughts?

I wonder if "art" is a learned thing. Cuz I've seen Rembrandt, Degas and Renoir and thought a third grader could do as well. With a paint by numbers. And a block of river clay.

I wonder if marriage is a dead concept.

Hey, it's called random thoughts right?

 

[sybian]

Random thoughts huh?

Let's give it a go.

I wonder when I see a girl with short nails, "Is she a lesbian or just not a fashion person?". Or maybe her job just requires latex gloves.

I think Miss Hunter's sexiest bit is between her ears. The rest ain't bad either.

I dont review as I find it tacky. And yes I know the reason for the site but my reviews would be useless for the average guy.

I do social. Yup. I pay for the company of pretty ladies. Their TIME. And intelligence. And beauty. <<That goes without saying obviously.

Let me see into your head and I might want to see betwixt yer legs.

Happens rarely ... but happens.

I can find stupid close minded anywhere. It's cheaper but the cost is painful.

I like eating cows but would never raise them as I hate flies. Shit begets flies. Ergo, no cattle.

I often wondered if my alligator Lucchese hand made boots sans shit made people think I was a poser. Didn't care. Made me grin actually.

I remember going to a club in San Diego years ago near the Navy base wearing my boots and 10x Stetson with my long hair.

I sat at a big table thinking that would be the best way to meet people. No one sat down with me till I asked them to... specifically.

I couldn't figure it out as I'm pretty easy going. But I guess a 6'1 220 lb long haired cowboy was beyond their grasp.

Till I made an actual effort and drug 'em to my table they were just standing against the walls like 4th graders at a school dance.

You could tell the Navy boys by the fact their hats sat on their ears. Having hair adds to hat size lol

I wonder if gaydar is developed or inherent cuz I have NONE unless it's a flaming effeminate male. I'm guessing that's the rural in me. What are your thoughts?

I wonder if "art" is a learned thing. Cuz I've seen Rembrandt, Degas and Renoir and thought a third grader could do as well. With a paint by numbers. And a block of river clay.

I wonder if marriage is a dead concept.

Hey, it's called random thoughts right?

Art is an experience thing.....if you study the great artists, you will find halfway through their career they got it right, then moved onto, abstract, or whatever.....and pulled it off, and still made a living at it.
It's the theory that ....in order to get it wrong, and pull it off, you must first learn to do it right.

I don't have accurate gaydar either.....mostly because I couldn't give a shit.

People will avoid me if I'm alone as well.....it's the neandrathal jaw, and the jarhead haircut.

Flies can be controlled by placing your pens full of cattle on the other side of a water system , like a creek or pond, the humidity will distract them.....they are kinda like the male of our species.


One more thing.......
What do you say to a Guy with an IQ of 60?......." Nice hat Cowboy!"

 

[bdan]

Art is an experience thing.....if you study the great artists, you will find halfway through their career they got it right, then moved onto, abstract, or whatever.....and pulled it off, and still made a living at it.
It's the theory that ....in order to get it wrong, and pull it off, you must first learn to do it right.

I don't have accurate gaydar either.....mostly because I couldn't give a shit.

People will avoid me if I'm alone as well.....it's the neanderthal jaw, and the jarhead haircut. Fixed that for you

Flies can be controlled by placing your pens full of cattle on the other side of a water system , like a creek or pond, the humidity will distract them.....they are kinda like the male of our species.


One more thing.......
What do you say to a Guy with an IQ of 160?......." Nice hat Cowboy!"

Fixed that for ya. At least according to my school tests ... and MENSA

EDIT: Didn't know this was ""your"" thread. Wasn't aimed at you nor anyone ... except Miss Hunter (obviously). Just random thoughts. And, yeah, that is "air" quotes

 

[sybian]

Fixed that for ya. At least according to my school tests ... and MENSA

EDIT: Didn't know this was ""your"" thread. Wasn't aimed at you nor anyone ... except Miss Hunter (obviously). Just random thoughts. And, yeah, that is "air" quotes

I didn't for a moment take it personal......just to clarify, like any other thread around here, this thread is for everyone.

 

[bdan]

Champagne = expensive shitty wine ... with bubbles

Why does the BCLCB make it so hard to find cheap good booze ... made in Canada. Ontario isn't another country FFS!

I'm tired of provinces treating each other like a foreign country. Vancouverites would no doubt be clueless to this.

Much as they are as to how they heat and fuel their homes\cars.

Why do B.C. fish farms get away with shit that isn't allowed in most any other civilized nation of the world? Shit (and blood) being the operative word there.

People talk about the oil industry polluting. In Canada that isn't so, compared to many places. USA being the closest prime example.

Ever check into logging? Mind blowing regulation ignoring industry

More thoughts ...

 

[sybian]

^^ I’m with you on champagne... yuck!!

Lately I’ve been a fan of New Zealand’s fine selection of Sauvignon Blanc. Low carb. At least when intake is kept to 1 glass.

What's the fun in only one glass.....unless of course your like me, and look at the bottle, (that's made from glass,) as a single portion.

 

[sybian]

Champagne = expensive shitty wine ... with bubbles

Why does the BCLCB make it so hard to find cheap good booze ... made in Canada. Ontario isn't another country FFS!

I'm tired of provinces treating each other like a foreign country. Vancouverites would no doubt be clueless to this.

Much as they are as to how they heat and fuel their homes\cars.

Why do B.C. fish farms get away with shit that isn't allowed in most any other civilized nation of the world? Shit (and blood) being the operative word there.

People talk about the oil industry polluting. In Canada that isn't so, compared to many places. USA being the closest prime example.

Ever check into logging? Mind blowing regulation ignoring industry

More thoughts ...

Don't get me started on Forestry......those mindless fuckers.
They let companies almost regulate themselves in harvesting practices......laugh at you ,when you tell them that their logging will cause erosion, flooding and landslides, and when their fires burn down your buildings and fences, don't have the balls to admit their back burns got outta hand. Then back peddle on funding the Government promises when all that happens.
I fight fires for them every year, and I've seen first hand how the big brass has blinders on, and when the shit hits the fan.....they point the finger at someone else.....like the guys working on the ground, just following their orders.
Like I said.....don't get me started.

 

[MissingOne]

I wonder if gaydar is developed or inherent cuz I have NONE ...

I've been around for sixty-some years. Statistics suggest that over the course of those years I must have met any number of gay men, and made friends with a few of them. I have no idea who they are.

 

[sybian]

I've been around for sixty-some years. Statistics suggest that over the course of those years I must have met any number of gay men, and made friends with a few of them. I have no idea who they are.

There are not that many openly gay guys here in the interior, but I've met a few that do live around here, and the rednecks avoid socializing with them.
It's actually kinda sad, because the few I know, are really decent guys, and I for one don't have a problem with whom they prefer to sleep with.....nor do I care.

 

[jgg]

You’re very observant, Sybian!!

And here’s a repost of the pic for anyone who missed it before I had my selfie thread nuked



The narcissist in me thinks my finger is quite pretty, btw. This is my favourite pic out of all the selfies I posted on here

I'm partial to the lips and lower facial structure.

 

[jgg]

wearing my boots and 10x Stetson with my long hair.

I wonder who knows what any "X" Stetson means?

 

[sybian]

I wonder who knows what any "X" Stetson means?

Alright I'll take a stab at this from the top of my head,.....and I didn't google it ,so it may not be entirely accurate.
By the mid 1850's a 3 x hat from Stetson meant they used the belly fur from three beavers to produce the hat....and I think about 1880 the best Stetson was a 7 x.....the hat industry started using the X as a marketing device.
Even straw hats were given the mark.....just as here in Canada we have the Hudsons Bay blanket with the 3 or 4 point system, going all the way up to 8.... To give the weight of the blanket, or to qualify the quality, after awhile, other companies started using the point system, like Trapper, and Eatons, as it was a mark of trusted quality, coming from a reliable manufacturer.
By about 1920, even Stetson got carried away with its own marking system, and had 200 x, 500 X and even a 1000 x hat you could purchase....even they fell into the false advertising scheme.
Now I'm just a simple cowboy, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't stuff 500 beavers into a steam press, and pop out a hat blank.
In Stetson hat collector circles any Stetson before 1910 is considered superior ....and in the less expensive collections, any Stetson made before 1960 ,is considered superior to one made by about 1970.
Having said that a Stetson 500 X ,is going to be better quality than a 3 or 4 X , or common sense, and the price tag would lead you to believe so.
I have a very extensive cowboy antique collection....over 30 mid 1800's slick A fork plainsman saddles, 40 or 50 antique sets of chaps, over 70 octagon barrel Winchester lever and saddle carbines, and Spurs so rare, I've paid 3500 for a set....the shit is expensive once you get serious about authentic pieces.....I don't have one 1800's Stetson .
As a matter of fact I've only seen a handful, and that's when I toured the Stetson factory in Missouri.
They are very very rare....and incredibly expensive.

Or maybe your 7 X Stetson was owned by a really ,really good Porn Star.

 

[bdan]

In 1976 a 10x meant $300.

Who knows what it "actually" meant.

Now, the last time I seen it. my nephews daughter was yanking it down her head ... made me smile. She is 3

 

[bdan]

What's the fun in only one glass.....unless of course your like me, and look at the bottle, (that's made from glass,) as a single portion.

I'm with you there son.

If you crack it, you toss the cork\lid. That's the way of my world ...