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sybian

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Miss Hunters Random thread has been locked.....and I'm not sure if it ran its course, or if she in fact requested it.
We all have random thoughts, or stories....and some of us rant about things that don't matter to anyone else, but they may be important to us alone....just get it off your chest....or post a pic. of your chest.
It doesn't matter.
So this thread is to post what you want in a random Cowboy fashion, as most of us are almost impossible to have a conversation with, keep it civil, keep it random,... cause we all have a little cowboy in us all.
 

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The IPhone has taken first place, as the most popular handheld device.....bumping the penis to second place.
Of course my advice wasn't taken into consideration....this problem could be solved by simply cutting the pocket liners out of all jeans you own.
 

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Miss Hunters Random thread has been locked.....and I'm not sure if it ran its course, or if she in fact requested it.
Do you think it may have been because she gave us the finger?
 

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this problem could be solved by simply cutting the pocket liners out of all jeans you own.
That's quicker than waiting for your pocket knife to wear a hole through.

Did you know Hutterites sew their pockets closed? That is to keep their hands out of the devil's playground.
 

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Look left. Way left.
That's my goal. Have a little cowboy in all the ladies.
Hell, Sybian, it's nice to have a real cowboy around.

Here in the urban jungle, we have lots of cowboy wannabies that never get there giant pickups dirty and don't know cowshit from shinola.

I grew up rural and real cowboys were a rarity...... just posers in the city.
 

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Today ‘s January 10th: Is it just me or days are getting noticeably longer?
 

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I love random thoughts! Thanks for starting this thread bovine-young male.


Does penis shrink with age?
 

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I love random thoughts! Thanks for starting this thread bovine-young male.


Does penis shrink with age?
I sincerely believe mine has gotten larger since I started using viagra in my 50s. I get a lot more positive comments from the ladies now than I did before I started using viagra. So I don't think getting older made it bigger, but using viagra seems to have, and I only started using viagra because I was older :)

When I noticed my penis seemed to be increasing insize I googled to see if other people had encountered the same changes, but could find no evidence of this on the net. Strange ...

JD
 
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sybian

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I love random thoughts! Thanks for starting this thread bovine-young male.


Does penis shrink with age?
No....it's temperature sensitive.
It's -19 at this very moment, and I just went outside for an armful of firewood......I could get a blowjob from a year old trout right now...
 

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This is hilllllarriousssssssssss !!!

Nothing more fun than guys talking about penises............. just a matter a time before we are going to "get into' vaginas.
 

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I already am on a regular basis :)

JD
Yea it can get ..... hard.... talking about penises. Vaginas, on the other hand are always on tip of our tongues.
 

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Do you think it may have been because she gave us the finger?
I'm not sure but ,in my books......she just got a little hotter for doing so.
One thing I know about the very fine Miss H is, she is very sweet, until you manage to piss her off.
Hell hath no fury like a Dom with six feet of rope, a paddle, and the only key to the door she just locked you behind.
 

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Hell, Sybian, it's nice to have a real cowboy around.

Here in the urban jungle, we have lots of cowboy wannabies that never get there giant pickups dirty and don't know cowshit from shinola.

I grew up rural and real cowboys were a rarity...... just posers in the city.
Kinda like another Cowboy, with Canine connection, in another thread, whining about suburbanites and their loud polluting ,cars driving in his neighbourhood?
DDcanz is making his opinion known just fine in that one without my help....all I need to do is make some popcorn for that one.
Next time I take a load of cattle down in my stock trailer, I'll have to park my diesel around the PNE.....and push my cows through town to the ship yards.
I wouldn't want to smoke out anyone with my very black exhaust, while they are sipping their 6 dollar coffee on the sidewalk ,outside of Starbucks.
For the record......a horse and cattle have the right of way in all traffic, as well as pedestrian traffic....so I can do whatever the hell I want....providing I'm on horseback, and pushing stock.
 

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You’re very observant, Sybian!!

And here’s a repost of the pic for anyone who missed it before I had my selfie thread nuked



The narcissist in me thinks my finger is quite pretty, btw. This is my favourite pic out of all the selfies I posted on here :)
Yes...very nice finger....just be careful with that thing, you don't know where it's been!
Good to see your still around....
 

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... never get there giant pickups dirty and don't know cowshit from shinola ...
My large-ish pickup truck is dirty. I've stepped in enough cowshit to know it. But, I have no idea what shinola is.

Adding it all up, there still isn't enough there to make me a cowboy.
 

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My large-ish pickup truck is dirty. I've stepped in enough cowshit to know it. But, I have no idea what shinola is.

Adding it all up, there still isn't enough there to make me a cowboy.
Anyone can be a cowboy, it's an attitude, and way of life that a little closer to the dirt than most....be the last to quit, and the first to buy the beer.

Well Cowboys like the ladies,
They like beans, and sour dough
Good horses, good stories,
and campfires burning low
And they love their cowboy music
But I guess you didn't know....
Even Cowboys like a little Rock n Roll.
 
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