Random Cowboyography

[sybian]

Speaking of dogs.....is it wrong to have two 150 pound drooling dogs, and whenever they see a woman ...they run over and stuff their head between their legs?
I suppose I should add that, when I call them off to rescue the poor violated lady.......I scratch their head and say " Good crotch dog!"

I mean....is that offensive , or no big deal,? I would think if I ran around doing stunts like that to random women, I'd probably end up in the back of a police car...or at the very least, my nose would get sore.

 

[Damaged]

Random thought of the day....seems to be some really thin skinned people on this forum.

 

[uncleg]

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Who you calling thin skinned...:twitch:

 

[Addison Cortez]

:love_heart: oh my

 

[Damaged]

I wonder what ever happened to that creative guy that used to post interesting pictures of fake rats on and or in SP's? Hmmm....

 

[Har-Don]

I wanted to respond to this post but I thought it wasn't appropriate to do it in the "A very important message" thread by Fred Zed so here goes...

Amen to that brother. As far as I see it, senior members who've contributed to the forum in the form of USEFUL info SHOULD get more leeway because without them, this place would be a ghost town full of stupid fucking 411 threads and "Who's the best DFK'er this week that has DD tits, a shaved clam and a Cindy Crawford mole on the right face cheek?"

Cindy Crawford's mole is on her left side and technically not her cheek.

I was also going to come back with a zinger about Marilyn Monroe and Eva Mendes but it turns out their moles are on the left side of their faces as well. The closest I could find was Blake Lively, but then I kinda got lost looking at all the Eva Mendes/ Blake Lively/ Marilyn Monroe/ Cindy Crawford photos and was about to give up then I saw her... Natalie Portman has a mole on the right side of her face. Actually there's one on both her left and right cheek but it'll have to do.

But no wait a second... here it is! Mecca! We have found her. Kate Upton! Kate Upton has a mole on the right side of her face. Down to the wire buzzer beater!

















What's really funny is that I bet a lot of you start Googling the ladies I just mentioned and about half of you will forget to look for the mole.

 

[sybian]

Does drinking Caesar's and Mimosas for a week , count as a juice cleanse?

 

[ddcanz]

Random thought of the day....seems to be some really thin skinned people on this forum.

That was hurtful- especially to the sensitive and fragile- please don't generalize an entire group of individuals or think to label them as such, it's bad manners and not in keeping with the spirit of this Board :wink:- or so I've been told! :biggrin1: :nod::laugh:

 

[Damaged]

That was hurtful- especially to the sensitive and fragile- please don't generalize an entire group of individuals or think to label them as such, it's bad manners and not in keeping with the spirit of this Board :wink:- or so I've been told! :biggrin1: :nod::laugh:

Lol...yeah I've been told that too.

 

[sybian]

That was hurtful- especially to the sensitive and fragile- please don't generalize an entire group of individuals or think to label them as such, it's bad manners and not in keeping with the spirit of this Board :wink:- or so I've been told! :biggrin1: :nod::laugh:

There ,there buddy......so insensitive.
( that would be funnier ,if you could hear my fake lisp)

 

[ddcanz]

There ,there buddy......so insensitive.
( that would be funnier ,if you could hear my fake lisp)

Let me gueth- you enjoyed your mimothaths at the Shaggy Horthe? Before a night of line danthing at Thelebritieth?

 

[sybian]

Let me gueth- you enjoyed your mimothaths at the Shaggy Horthe?

.....yeth, and your recommendathons, were vewy helpful ,my good and twusted fweind
Mimothaths awe On me nexth time.

 

[ddcanz]

.....yeth, and your recommendathons, were vewy helpful ,my good and twusted fweind
Mimothaths awe On me nexth time.

Happy to be of thervith, Thybian. Thoundth good to thith guy!

 

[sybian]

Just because it may be a bad idea.....doesn't mean I wouldn't be a good time.

 

[sybian]

they are letting them sell pot at vending tables in public, without a permit, and technically it's still illegal.....
I wonder how long it would take them to throw me in handcuffs, if I did the same with moonshine?

 

[bdan]

they are letting them sell pot at vending tables in public, without a permit, and technically it's still illegal.....
I wonder how long it would take them to throw me in handcuffs, if I did the same with moonshine?

If nothing else it would make for an interesting court case.

Interesting take on the #metoo movement

 

[sybian]

Going silent for awhile.....

 

[MissingOne]

They let me out of detention early

The place was looking kinda boring.

 

[ddcanz]

If we’re in the season of lifting bans, I noticed even Mr 100+ handles/jazzhands has been forgiven for his indiscretions. Is there any chance the powers that be can lift Goldhunter’s ban too?

I know PERB does want to encourage more reviews, and he was a reviewer.

Please

Are you buying this "I'm actually a Lesbian" line form "Mr" jazzhands?
And I agree with letting Goldhunter back in.
Probably better to send a PM to the Mods, though. As long as we don't overly question the decision publicly.
Outspoken- yes he was. As are many that are no longer around.
But everyone knows my feelings on THAT subject!

 

[MB Mod]

Goldhunter was banned for trying to sneak back with a new handle, different situation. Welcome back Miss Hunter!