My recent HK and China trip: sex141.com girls; KTVs

[Chica Chaser]

Cock blocked, by a KTV girl, in the KTV!!!

This oh so annoying event happened in the same KTV mentioned above: Fuhao. Fuhao was, in fact, the KTV Sam took me to that first night in Chang Ping nearly three weeks earlier.

That time, you might recall, we went there late and I did takeout with a cutie.

This time, and for the first and only time of the four times I went there, I actually did the KTV thing of partying in a room. I'd already learned that I could go to any KTV and, either for no fine or a paltry one ($100RMB or $15USD) just take a girl out straightaway. That night I felt like doing the party thing though so I joined a group Sam had put together.

So I did the Flower Street Walk, only my second after the nerve racking virgin one at Mayflower, and selected a petite girl and one a head taller than her. Both had very cute faces but the shorter one was definitely the winner on that count - and judging by her body, on that count too.

Going in I'd intended to pick a tall beauty - to minimize any chance of a denial of full service. None were giving off the right vibe though so I went back for the shorter one. Meng was her name - pronounced more like Mong though.

I probably would have noticed such a cute, sweet face anyway but she kind of forced the issue. See... she was standing next to a tall busty girl. As I came near, with a mischievous expression and much giggling/laughing she pushed the busty one out to me. Little did she know that, being that I didn't fancy her victim, she'd caused me to bookmark her in my mind.

I was a little surprised to see she was still available when I came back around, but there she was.

I scooped her up and continued shopping for my second girl. Before long I had the other picked and off we went to our room.

The evening went pretty much as evenings go in Chang Ping's KTVs. By near 10:00 PM I was ready to leave with my little cutie. I paid the taller one the $200RMB sitting fee and cut her loose. Then I found out that Meng did not want to; was refusing to go to my hotel with me.

Sigh!

Why? I called Sam and explained the situation. He said he'd be there in ten minutes. When he arrived he talked with the girl and her mamasan. I'd already said how I didn't feel I should have to pay her anything under the circumstances. Hell the night in the KTV was going to cost me about $400RMB plus the $200RMB I paid the other girl.

He came back and explained her change of heart. He told me that the other girl told him that, after I'd fucked her, she'd been sore for three days.

WTF!

I'm sure my mouth dropped open and then I said, "I fucked that other girl?!"

"Yes," Sam said - surprised by the question. "That's Fong Fong, the girl you selected the first time I brought you here. Don't you remember?"

Well fuck me I didn't until then. Thinking back on it, when she'd given her name I thought how it was the same as that first girl I'd had. Fong Fong is a pretty common KTV name though so I didn't think much of it.

How could I have not recognized her face? Well all I can claim in defense is a prolonged brain fart. Obviously I should have. I probably would have too if I was able to converse at even a beginner level with her. After all, when speaking with someone you look at their face a lot. Probably I'd have recognized her in the lineup.

You can imagine how pissed I was with her. She had no business telling that other girl what she did. If I'd known about this before she left I'd have denied her payment - or tried to.

Sam asked me then what I wanted to do. I opted to give the girl $100RMB and learn from the experience. She accepted it with what I think was a genuine sorry manner - kissing me sweetly on the cheek. (God! She was cute). It was probably because Sam had explained how much I was paying to the KTV, whilst leaving empty handed, that she seemed apologetic. Not enough to change her mind though - even when I told Sam to tell her she need only sleep with me, for a cut rate.

As for Fong Fong? How did I come to pick her again? Maybe unassisted but more likely her mamasan remembered me and thrust her in front of me. As I've already said I normally ignore such ploys but sometimes it's hard to. After all, she appealed to me that first night so of course she appealed to me again then.

Live and learn eh? Some of us slower than others though.

Chica Chaser

 

[Chica Chaser]

CC, thanks for these stories about your amazing journey. In all my years of pooning, I could never have even imagined anything like this. I think this "Flower Street Walk" would bring tears to this old pooner's eyes.

When I retire, I think I would happily take a year's pension and use it to pay for a month in this wondrous place!

You're welcome Bad Santa.

It wouldn't take a year's pension to pay for a month's pooning. Staying at the Miraton, even paying a nightly rate instead of cutting some deal for a one month stay, would cost about $1650USD. Taking a 2 5 8 girl out of a KTV <u>every</u> night, until morning, without partying in a room, would cost about $3600USD. Add no more than about $20 to $25USD for you and a girl to each enjoy two sit-down-and-order Chinese restaurant meals each day and you're up to about $6000USD all in - airfare not included.

Really though, you probably couldn't handle fucking a girl one or two times each night for thirty days straight could you? If you can, well, probably you'd find a favourite and make a cut rate deal for her to be your "wife," from then on.

Six thousand dollars comes to less than three months pension I'm guessing. Yes?

 

[Chica Chaser]

I trust this gives you an idea of what I an talkin bout

SR

Oh right. I knew I'd read about a Lisboa Hotel sometime during my too short trip prep. I didn't make it to Macau this trip. Might next - if there is a next.

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>I rated my own thread five stars.</B>

Since no one had yet done so, even hours after my request, I decided to try it and see whether my rating would show right away. I figured maybe a certain number have to be cast before any rating is shown.

Immediately afterward my five star rating showed.

So much for that theory.

Now we'll see if lesser ratings will knock it down from five stars...

Chica Chaser

 

[Bad Santa]

You're welcome Bad Santa.

It wouldn't take a year's pension to pay for a month's pooning. Staying at the Miraton, even paying a nightly rate instead of cutting some deal for a one month stay, would cost about $1650USD. Taking a 2 5 8 girl out of a KTV <u>every</u> night, until morning, without partying in a room, would cost about $3600USD. Add no more than about $20 to $25USD for you and a girl to each enjoy two sit-down-and-order Chinese restaurant meals each day and you're up to about $6000USD all in - airfare not included.

Really though, you probably couldn't handle fucking a girl one or two times each night for thirty days straight could you? If you can, well, probably you'd find a favourite and make a cut rate deal for her to be your "wife," from then on.

Six thousand dollars comes to less than three months pension I'm guessing. Yes?

Thanks CC. With the incredible prices there it sounds more affordable than I thought. You're right, I probably couldn't handle fucking a girl 2 or 3 times a night for 30 days straight. But I might like to die trying!

One would probably need a friend like Sam who knew the ropes and spoke the language. Otherwise you could truly get lost in a sea of fucking madness!

 

[ryubuz]

Awesome read. Makes me want to pack my stuff and take the next flight to China/HK…... I may not be able to wait till late March as previously planned.

Looking forward to reading more from your one month venture in Asia…….and personally your detailed reports will help to maximize all who attempts such a trip.

Simply…….you did what seemed difficult to try…..to something very attainable and enjoyable!

Thanks a lot CC!

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>Learning Mandarin with LiveMocha and/or Pimsleur</B>

One would probably need a friend like Sam who knew the ropes and spoke the language. Otherwise you could truly get lost in a sea of fucking madness!

I don't advise going there without having a grounding in Mandarin. After all, Sam can't be in the bedroom with you. Or maybe he could be, but you wouldn't want him there.

There's a great website for learning various languages. It has a lot of free instruction that utilizes every means possible for teaching: text (of course), photos, drag-and-drop sentence construction - with more words provided than are needed to properly complete the sentence.

In addition there are text and voice assignments that, when you've done them, you upload to the community. Native speakers of your target language can then, voluntarily and for free, read/listen to them and offer advise/corrections. You can, and should a little at least, do the same.

I'm not sure, because I did tend to help a lot of people when I was active on the site, but I think if you do not help out then instruction sets that can be free cost $. I think that's the way they work it.

The site is http://www.livemocha.com .

The difficulty in learning Mandarin is not so much listening and repeating as it is learning to read those Chinese characters. In that way learning Portuguese, as preparation for Brazil, or Spanish, as prep for Buenos Aires or Colombia, is easier. Both languages use a similar alphabet to our own.

Then there's the excellent Pimsleur audio instruction. Very expensive - though I've heard there are ways to download it for free from the net.

With Pimsleur there's really no need to read anything - though some reading is provided. Ninety-nine percent of the instruction uses a conversational style between a native speaker of the target language and the learner. Plus there's an English narrator that plays a smaller and smaller role as the lessons progress - with more and more instructions being given in the target language.

If you apply yourself to learning with either method, or both, you could be well prepared to poon with confidence within a few months.

Chica Chaser

 

[Chica Chaser]

Awesome read. Makes me want to pack my stuff and take the next flight to China/HK…... I may not be able to wait till late March as previously planned.

Looking forward to reading more from your one month venture in Asia…….and personally your detailed reports will help to maximize all who attempts such a trip.

Simply…….you did what seemed difficult to try…..to something very attainable and enjoyable!

Thanks a lot CC!

You're welcome.

I would strongly advise against rushing your trip. If you already know a lot of Mandarin then ok. If not, invest the time to learn some. Enough for tourist type stuff.

Look above this post and you'll see I've just mentioned two ways to do so.

I can't say for sure but probably I would not have near the trouble I had getting girls to accept me if I was able to joke with them and maybe put them at ease.

Without some Mandarin, a playful spanking and some tickling are about the only ways to get the girl laughing. Good ways too!

As for myself? I've got to decide whether I'm going to try Chang Ping again, with a good grounding in Mandarin, or resume learning more Portuguese for a return to Rio de Janeiro.

It's a tough choice. If I only knew for sure what was frightening the China Dolls it would be an easier decision.

That said, for sexual satisfaction, I doubt any place can top Brazil.

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>The other board I've alluded to; Saving webpages for offline reading; Sam's website</B>

A moderator can remove mention of the board I'm now naming if it's against policy to post it here. Likewise Sam's website address.

The board, being that it covers pooning places around the world, is not really competing with this local to Vancouver one anyway.

On that board, by the way, we call ourselves mongerers.

Drum role please...

The board is not the International Sex Guide as some of you might have guessed. I don't really use that board.

No. It's http://www.clubhombre.com and it has the distinction of being one of the only such boards that require a paid membership just to read it.

Maybe that's why there seem to me less aholes posting on it. Actually there are probably less posters in general but still there is a wealth of great reporting on the site. Bwana Dik’s Rio Guide 2009 (Seventh Edition) alone is worth joining for one month anyway.

The board's bbs software is a bit dated, to say the least, but it has a feature others lack... a so-called multimedia gallery with which you can screen pictures by Location, Poster/Reporter, or by Date.

After you make a screening selection you can click the Score button to sort the results by highest scoring to lowest.

Browsing photos you'll see how few and far between truly exceptional ones are. Very few hobbyists (a name for us I sometimes like to use) use bounce lighting and reflective screens to really do a good job of capturing the beauty in front of them.

Then again some just pick ugly girls. Ha ha ha.

Cubanut is an exception. His photos, and his choice of girls, are usually top notch. Note that Colombia seems to be his playground of choice now.

If you cringe at the thought of paying month after month to read reports don't. Join and cancel near the end of the first month. In the meantime identify the reports you'd like to read and save them to your hard drive in the following way...

With Internet Explorer:

- from the File menu select "Save As..." a familiar looking screen will open
- now left click the "Save as type" drop down menu and select "Webpage, complete (*.htm; *.html)"
- finally, above that drop down menu is the "File name" field. Type a meaningful name in that field and click Save - being sure to note what directory/folder you've saved to.

If you then open that folder you'll notice that an htm or html file has been created using the File name you typed. You'll also notice a folder has been created with the same name. Within that folder will be any images that are embedded within the page you've saved.

Double click the file and, voila! You've a report you can read anywhere.

The only downside to this trickery is that pictures of girls are not normally embedded in the reports. Instead there are links to them. Click the link and a small window pops up. Even then you won't see the picture until you hover your mouse over the file name in that window. Try pointing at the pic to Right Click and Save and you can't. The pic vanishes.

Yeah that Hombre guy is one crafty dude.

Unless you're finding great info on the free to read ISG why not join for a month and do as I've suggested.

Firefox users go through a similar procedure but instead select "Save Page As..." from the File menu. "Webpage complete" is already selected by default in the window that pops up.

Note that you can also use this method to save Craigslist postings, pic and all, for offline viewing. Out on the road in your car you can then browse your targets for that night.

Now for Sam's website address:

http://www.havefuninchina.com

It's still a work in progress but that's it. Tell him a tall, skinny, middle aged, blond Canadian referred you to it please. He did so much for me without charging me that I want him to know I'm doing what I can to return his kindness.

Note that I'm not sure his Contact Us message sending system works. I sent him a message with it and didn't get a confirmation that it had in fact been sent. I suggest using his e-mail address to e-mail him directly. It's shown below the submit button.

Chica Chaser

 

[lenny]

Without some Mandarin, a playful spanking and some tickling are about the only ways to get the girl laughing. Good ways too!

As for myself? I've got to decide whether I'm going to try Chang Ping again, with a good grounding in Mandarin, or resume learning more Portuguese for a return to Rio de Janeiro.

It's a tough choice. If I only knew for sure what was frightening the China Dolls it would be an easier decision.

That said, for sexual satisfaction, I doubt any place can top Brazil.

One of the best things i found with Thailand was no need to learn the language at all,
not even a single word. Many girls there speak enough English to have a great time.
I'd think it's quite a lot cheaper than HK also.

The board is not the International Sex Guide as some of you might have guessed. I don't really use that board.

I'm fairly sure this site has tons of free info, going back for years, re mongering in China
and HK, by both newbies such as yourself and seasoned travellers, including the KTV's.

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>Pussy Pileup (on me) at the Huimei Hotel's KTV</B>
<B>Disaster Girl - and a missed opportunity I wouldn't have otherwise known about</B>

One time, probably half way through my stay in Chang Ping, I went to the Huimei Hotel's KTV to check out their girls. It's across the street from the Virgin Hotel.

I must have gone well after 10:00 PM for some reason. I don't know why I would because I'd have thought the pickings would be pretty slim by then. I guess I figured it didn't hurt to look. As things turned out though, it did - to the tune of $300RMB!

When I walked in I was greeted in the fashion all KTV staff greet the men that walk in... with a glad to have you here, eager to please manner.

I indicated I wanted to take a girl to my hotel by saying "girl," and showing my hotel room's entry card. I didn't even learn how to say girl in Mandarin. I said it in English.

The greeters showed me to a nearby KTV room and before I knew it girls girls and more girls were streaming in through the door. Within seconds of sitting down I was surrounded, near smothered, by this great Pussy Pileup. All totaled there must have been at least thirty in the room.

Many of the girls were very animated - joking and laughing and smiling; maneuvering to get a look at me even as I did the same to look at them or others.

As usual, by then, I was paying attention to facial expressions - and levels of beauty. There were some lookers to be sure but not all the girls looked like they wanted to do anything more than just see the Westerner.

My eyes settled on a somewhat petite cutie that was pressed against my left side. She was willing to go with me but not without backup. (Ha ha).

I continued scanning and spotted a girl that had kept her distance. Actually she'd disappeared around the corner. Since she had the look I like: fair skinned, tall, with long black hair, I got up to see where she went.

She was in the washroom I didn't realize I'd passed as I entered the room - checking herself in the mirror.

I selected her and she seemed fine with that. Then I was told it would cost $100RMB to take her out without first renting a KTV room. I was fine with that. After all these places have to make money or they're out of business. And really, they were making very little with the fine in comparison to the $400RMB, or so, I'd have spent if part of some group.

Before leaving with her I confirmed, using my iPhone's calculator, that she was a 2 5 8 girl. Good. She was not priced higher for being model height.

I don't remember her name so I'm calling her Disaster Girl. Probably I'm overstating the matter but I can't think of a better nickname than that.

Here's what happened when we left the KTV...

We walked the short block to the Miraton. Probably I suggested, with a gesture, that we get a few things in the 7/11. I was in the habit of doing that but, in the future, I will not - the better to see what kind of girl I've selected: a giver or a taker.

This girl was definitely a taker. I mean, she didn't find what she wanted in the 7/11 so she practically marched past the hotel entrance to the C Store on its opposite side. (Remember that's the store that sells Cialis and Viagra (but sadly not Viadrone) and lube and such - plus drinks and snacks, shampoos, soap, etc.).

In the C Store she found what she was looking for... chicken feet!!! No. Not some sort of cracker shaped like chicken feet. Actual vacuum packed chicken feet!!! A popular snack in China it seems.

I couldn't help it and laughed out loud when she held them up. In English I exclaimed, "No. Not those. Anything but those!" (I did NOT want to watch any girl I might kiss eat chicken feet thank-you-very-much!)

She insisted and I refused. Finally she paid for them herself and walked out in a huff. Or at least I thought she did. To be sure I caught up to her and looked at her expression. Yup! She's mad.

Here's where a much more experienced and wise pooner than I am would have cut her loose. Without walking into the hotel he'd have instead walked back to the KTV to trade her in for another model. (Ha ha. Model. Get it? I crack myself up sometimes).

I didn't do that though. Oh no. I figured with a little chit chat using the online translation site I'd been using we'd be good to go in no time. No such luck.

I don't recall everything we said - except my opening question/statement, "You're mad?"

I also recall her, I think, playing dumb when I mentioned blow jobs. Try as I may she wouldn't acknowledge that she knew what I was driving at - even suggesting at one point that did I mean that I'd blow her?

After about an hour of very very tedious translating back and forth I'd totally lost interest in doing her. I told her as much and said she should leave. Since she hadn't taken her clothes off, nor had I, and all we'd done is try to clear up a few misunderstandings, I didn't feel I owed her payment. She, of course, thought otherwise.

And so began the battle of wills. Which would win? Only time would tell - and a lot of time passed before the answer came.

I was bound and determined not to reward the girl's bad behavior. To that end I tried calling the front desk and, being sure she'd hear me, asking for the "police". Of course I said it in English so who knows if she understood. It was a bluff anyway. Knowing that prostitution is illegal in China I wasn't about to risk bringing them in. Thankfully the receptionist thought the same thing.

Next I tried putting her substantial bag in the hallway. By this time she'd planted herself firmly on the bed and looked very comfortable there. In a KTV she might sit from early evening until after midnight for the $200RMB she was demanding I pay her - so as far as she was concerned, if it took an hour or two to get her money she'd still be ahead. Probably that's what she was thinking.

Seeing that she wasn't the least bit concerned about her bag, and not wanting it to actually be taken and then be held accountable for that, I went to retrieve it.

That's when a moment I wish I could relive happened guys. Imagine the timing too. Of all the brief seconds, that I could have had that door open, that there are in a night, I opened it when what I judged was either a KTV or Sauna girl had just exited and closed the door of the room opposite mine.

She looked fine - dressed, I think, as a Flight Attendant. She was tall too; had great poise; and a warm, welcoming expression on her face that invited my attention.

What did I do then? Why being the dummy I sometimes am I merely smiled and closed the door.

I should have stepped over to her, smiled and whispered "Hi" in Mandarin, and noted her badge number. Then I should have waited until I figured she'd caught an elevator before paying Disaster Girl the money she wanted. Being that she was on the bed and didn't see the girl she'd have not had the idea to hold out for even more.

Also, with the beauty gone on an elevator already, she'd have had no opportunity to warn her, "Be careful. That guy had to be forced to pay me," or some such thing.

Woulda, coulda, shoulda eh?

Dumb dumb dumb.

Not long later there came a knock on the door. The concerned receptionist had sent two men up to help out. One even spoke, or at least understood, a lot of English.

To them I explained the situation and said I'd rather give them each $100RMB than give her the satisfaction of getting it. They turned me down - probably judging that she'd then become their persistent pain in the ass.

After speaking with the girl they suggested that, like it or not, the best thing to do would be to just give her the money. At that I nearly did, but instead decided it would be better to give it to them to give to her once she was out the door.

That's what I did.

End of story but not of regret.

Chica Chaser

 

[cbh1]

what a great thread. you got me planning a trip to china.

 

[Chica Chaser]

One of the best things i found with Thailand was no need to learn the language at all,
not even a single word. Many girls there speak enough English to have a great time.
I'd think it's quite a lot cheaper than HK also.

You're right about Thailand being cheaper than both Hong Kong and China - or at least Chang Ping - and about English being more widely spoken. I've never been there but I have read up on it. I guess about $30USD is all it takes to have a pretty girl stay with you around the clock.

I've also read though that it's not as easy to find a real beauty there, nor in the Philippines either - where prices are similar. Those of you that have been to all three places can say whether that's true or not.

It is easier, M told me, to find a girl that will fuck the shit out of you though. That's worth something.

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>My little multi-night bed warmer - that repeatedly denied me entry! (And why I kept repeating with her)</B>

This isn't actually a very interesting story - except in being an example of me screwing up yet again.

I guess about two weeks into my trip I went across the street to the Walter Hotel's KTV. I'd already pulled one girl from there and had a good time with her. She must have been a real country girl too cause when we got to my room she looked at the bathroom scale the same way she examined the digital safe - as though she'd never seen one before.

So I went back with a mind to picking a tall girl that would, I hoped, let me fuck her without any fuss.

The first time I went to that KTV, if I remember correctly, I was shown to a vacant party room and then shown a bunch of girls. The one I wanted didn't want me but the girl mentioned above was game so I went with her. Pretty enough and a fun attitude so I lucked out there.

This time I arrived earlier. So early that the girls themselves were only just arriving. I think it was about seven o'clock.

I was shown not to a party room, and by that I mean a KTV room, but instead to a big bar type area. It was empty when I arrived but within minutes filled up with, oh, fifty? sixty? maybe seventy girls? I think it's an area where they wait before they're paraded, in groups of six to eight, from room to room. (There is no Flower Street Walk there).

Probably the leavings also hang there after all the men have made their choices.

I walked around and browsed - paying attention to facial expressions and body language. A few times different mamasans dragged girls off their butts and over to me but I mostly waved them away - preferring not to be rushed.

As luck would have it none of the taller girls that appealed to me looked keen to be taken out.

Is it that I'm white? Tall (187 cms; 6'2")? Don't speak Mandarin? Or too old? (Fifty but slim with a fully head of mostly blond hair).

I'd <U>really</U> like to know.

One mamasan presented me with a really really cute - and fresh looking - not-so-tall girl. She was probably average height. Of course she didn't want to go with me.

Another mamasan brought a spinner to meet me. She was cute and said "Hello. I love you," as a greeting. Not normally something I want to hear from a working girl - like the "baby," and "honey," we get over here. I liked her though - plus there didn't seem to be any other options.

I confirmed, using my fingers, that she was a 2 5 8 girl and the mamasan enthusiastically said she was.

Good.

As before, I walked out of that place without paying any fine. Nice. It's understandable if there is a fine because, as I've already said earlier, these places have to make money. I sure don't mind when there isn't though.

Back at the hotel we chatted, tediously, using an online translation site. The one I like is at:

http://translation.imtranslator.net/translate/default.asp?dir=en/zh

It's good because it has the back translation option - meaning it translates from English to Chinese and back to English. That's good for seeing if what you're saying in Chinese is close to what you mean. You'll find that mostly isn't.

It's also good because it doesn't have any loading problems. It loads fast reliably.

So after about an hour of chatting I suggesting we shower and have some fun. Up until this point everything has gone well. I'm happy with my pick.

Once she starts undressing that's when things could have gone better. I mean, it was cute the way she was shy and really hesitant to take off her bra and panties. I didn't mind that and took it as a sign of inexperience. In fact she said she doesn't get taken out often. That's probably very true, as you'll understand if you remember what I wrote earlier. Once or twice a week is probably the most for most girls.

After the shower things went downhill fast. Back on the bed she wouldn't let me DATY or fuck her - claiming both hurt. DATY hurts?

It's at this point that I screwed up. I should have started getting dressed and indicated for her to do the same. Then I'd have returned to the KTV and traded her in or, more likely, she'd have suddenly become more co-operative.

I can cut myself a little slack because, when I exclaimed, "No fucking?!" she very enthusiastically said, "Blow job! Blow job!" in a manner that suggested she likes giving them. Up until then I really hadn't had a memorable one so that caught my attention.

She actually did give good head. She made good eye contact and not only sucked on the head but licked, and sucked, the shaft and balls. When I figured she'd worked hard enough, knowing I wouldn't cum that way, I climbed on her tummy and indicated I'd cum in her mouth. Strangely she was fine with that. Hesitant but ultimately accepting. She'd rather have me cum in her mouth than let me fuck her?!

So with that done I was in for at least the short time price of $500RMB. Really though, since she didn't fuck me, I could probably have knocked that price down a bit.

I liked her though - in spite of her No Entry policy. She stayed the night... and was GREAT to sleep with. I mean, I like body to body contact as I fall asleep and, no matter what position I chose, she went with it. And being that I am a lot taller than her a few positions were a bit awkward to say the least.

I screwed up in the morning when I let her go. I paid the full $800RMB. I should have, the night before when I decided to let her stay, made it clear right then that I would not be paying full price without any fucking. My bad.

Ultimately, she slept with me about twelve nights. She was fine with another three CIMs - and with me going for a (Sexy) Sauna at the Virgin Hotel too now and then - or takeout from a KTV. She'd playfully laugh about my need to fuck someone. Better I fuck some other girl than her I guess.

I didn't pay her a lot. Just $200RMB if I waited until 1:00 AM when she got off work; $300RMB if I wanted her at six o'clock. That was more often than not the case because by then I was getting very discouraged with the quality of the experiences I was having with other KTV girls. Numerous times I took a girl out only to have a lack luster fuck - paying her short time instead of keeping her to sleep with.

So the times I paid her $300RMB I basically had her twenty-four hours. She took good care of me too - like a frigid wife. (Ha ha ha).

For sleeping with, no one topped Xiaoyan. (That's her name). Actually that's not true. Nian Nian topped her - not because she cuddled as well. In fact I don't think we cuddle much at all - being that when we first went to bed I was drunk and passed out very quickly. It's just that I was so turned on just lying next to her that, well, that was as good or better than wrapping my limbs in Xiaoyan's.

From time to time, of course, I tried to get her to fuck me. Always to no avail. Eventually I started, now and then, simu-fucking her. I'd put her on her stomach and put my cock up against her pussy and close her legs. That actually felt real good. In fact, with lube, if I didn't know that my cock wasn't actually inside her I could have easily believed it was.

I also tried simu-fucking doggy style but that didn't feel believable.

The odd thing about my experience with Xiaoyan is how she disproved a theory I had about what worked more reliably than Cialis of Viagra in keeping me hard. That being an attractive girl that was, to all appearances, into the sex. Time and time again my theory had been supported by experience. With Xiaoyan though, it was proven wrong.

I mean... here's a girl that steadfastly refuses to fuck me - yet I repeatedly got wood lying next to her. GOOD WOOD! Why?!

She did have a hot little body. Shorter than average height; trim and naturally toned; a cute face with adorable eyes; great hips too - not too narrow like so many Chinese girls but actually wider in relation to her chest and waist. Nice. The only thing she lacked were decent tits. Hers probably were not even A cup sized. Sitting up and hunched over a bit they looked alright. Lying on her back they were nearly flat.

On my third last morning waking up with her something miraculous happened...

I had good wood again - and pressed the issue. I got her up onto her knees with her head still on the pillow and said "Fuck," (This, cruelly, was a position she often assumed when we were lolling in bed).

Of course she said no but this time I made as though she hadn't and kept her in position. Really she didn't resist. Apart from protesting weakly a couple of times she was, thank God, strangely compliant - as long as I wore a rubber.

I don't know, maybe she figured she'd tortured me enough.

With the rubber on and her still assuming the position I eased in and yes - finally fucked her. It was pretty nice.

Based on that fuck I decided, in an instant, that "Yes. We'll go to Shenzhen," I'd thought of it a few times but was always reluctant because I wanted a couple of more good fucks before my flight home. Now that she had let me in I was looking forward to at least two or three more times.

No such luck.

We got to Shenzhen; went out for the afternoon to eat and sight see; got back to the hotel. That's when she showed me that she'd started her period.

FUCK!!!

She wasn't faking either. After she put a fresh pad on, and had had it on for two hours, I asked her to show me again before she went to the washroom. It had blood on it alright.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

DAMN YOU Murphy!!!

So it turned out that that morning fuck, two days before my flight, was my last of the trip.

End of (sad) story.

By the way, when I started writing this tale, Xiaoyan messaged me on Skype to bid me goodnight. She looks real cute on her web cam! She even flashed me her titties and wiggled her ass at me once.

Chica Chaser

 

[Chica Chaser]

<B>Squat Toilets - "They're everywhere! They're everwhere!"</B>

Apart from your hotel room, and the lobby washrooms of it and other nice hotels, you'll mostly find squat toilets when out and about.

I am happy to say that in the near month I was in China I didn't have to use one.

If you have to, M told me that the trick to not soiling your clothes is to keep your feet as far apart as possible and spread your knees so that your under shorts and pants don't fall to your ankles.

If you're thinking, "Hell I wear shorts everywhere I go. I'll just hang them up!" Hmmm. When you see the floor in some of the places you'll soon nix that idea. Pulling your undershorts and shorts off over shoes that likely have a bit of urine (or worse) on them won't seem like such a good idea.

I was careful not to eat anything that would likely get me, as Kramer would say, percolating. Or if I did I'd do so when I knew I'd be heading back to the hotel right away.

We can thank these squat toilets for the girl's ability to do the Asian Cowgirl thing so comfortably. Hell everyone in China must have great leg muscles.

Just in case you're not as lucky as I was, it might be a good idea to practice squatting at home.

Chica Chaser

 

[tantalizeme]

We can thank these squat toilets for the girl's ability to do the Asian Cowgirl thing so comfortably.

Hey Chica Chaser,

You're an impassioned erotic connoisseur—someone who epitomizes the pooning spirit.

I've printed this whole thread out and intend to re-read it in a leisurely fashion, as a morale boost prior to my next China trip.

You're an intelligent, observant, gutsy, resourceful, persevering kind of whorist par excellence, an inspiring role model for some of us. http://www.whorist.com/

Just curious: if you've the resources to go to China or Brazil, why choose to bus to pooning locations around here? I guess you're an environmentalist too.

Would love to meet you for coffee or a beer. Hope you keep making your voice heard on this board.

 

[athaire]

Hey Chica Chaser,

You're an impassioned erotic connoisseur—someone who epitomizes the pooning spirit.



You're an intelligent, observant, gutsy, resourceful, persevering kind of whorist par excellence, an inspiring role model for some of us. http://www.whorist.com/

Just curious: if you've the resources to go to China or Brazil, why choose to bus to pooning locations around here? I guess you're an environmentalist too.

Would love to meet you for coffee or a beer. Hope you keep making your voice heard on this board.

+1......great read, though I am not printing it off.......My hat is off to you sir....

 

[Bad Santa]

Hey Chica Chaser,

You're an impassioned erotic connoisseur—someone who epitomizes the pooning spirit.

I've printed this whole thread out and intend to re-read it in a leisurely fashion, as a morale boost prior to my next China trip.

You're an intelligent, observant, gutsy, resourceful, persevering kind of whorist par excellence, an inspiring role model for some of us. http://www.whorist.com/

Just curious: if you've the resources to go to China or Brazil, why choose to bus to pooning locations around here? I guess you're an environmentalist too.

Would love to meet you for coffee or a beer. Hope you keep making your voice heard on this board.

+1......great read, though I am not printing it off.......My hat is off to you sir....

As great of a read as you'll ever get on PERB! It's like 50 awesome reviews packed into one fantastic thread! Thanks again CC!

 

[Chica Chaser]

Hey Chica Chaser,

You're an impassioned erotic connoisseur—someone who epitomizes the pooning spirit.

I've printed this whole thread out and intend to re-read it in a leisurely fashion, as a morale boost prior to my next China trip.

You're an intelligent, observant, gutsy, resourceful, persevering kind of whorist par excellence, an inspiring role model for some of us. http://www.whorist.com/

Just curious: if you've the resources to go to China or Brazil, why choose to bus to pooning locations around here? I guess you're an environmentalist too.

Would love to meet you for coffee or a beer. Hope you keep making your voice heard on this board.

Man you're making me blush. Compared with some of the guys that post on CH I'm a rank amateur. Any of you that join CH, even if only to save certain posts to your hard drive as I described doing earlier in this thread, should check out Murasaki's posts. That guy's poetic - and knows the KTV scene very well.

MongerX is has also posted lots and lots of reports for many different Asian pooning destinations. He's a wealth of info for that area.

For laugh-out-loud, uh, creative reporting, read Jaguar's posts. He's only posted about Brazil, and I'm not sure how much is imagination and how much is fact, but a lot of it is funny. Like the time he said a street thug, who he'd pissed off, kept calling him Morty when in fact he was saying "Morto! Morto!" meaning "Dead! Dead!"

That whorist.com site has a nice front page that invites further examination. Thanks for that link.

I haven't owned a car since '91. My job provides a free bus pass - and I live a five minute walk from it - so I've no real need. It's cheaper to rent now and then.

I don't drink beer but sure, we could do coffee sometime. I take it you live in Vancouver too? I'm in Marpole near the airport.

PM me and we can set something up.

Chica Chaser.

 

[Chica Chaser]

Thanks athaire, Bad Santa,

I'm glad more than a few are enjoying it - and no one's complained about my verbosity. (Is that a real word?)

I've more to come. At some point I'm going to cite the pros and cons of Chang Ping vs Costa Rica, Buenos Aires, Cuba, Rio de Janeiro, and Colombia. Those are the only places I've gone so far.

The next post I'll be adding right after I post this message will be an easier one to write - and short. Just an observation really; something I noticed while in Shenzhen.