(Sexy) Saunas - nearly 100% guaranteed to satisfy you...
Those of you that have read this report from the start might recall me mentioning my first night in Chang Ping? My first night at the Miraton Hotel?
Recall that Sam suggested he take me to a Sauna? (I add (Sexy) before Sauna to make clear it's not really a Sauna place - though you can have a sauna if you want to).
You'll recall I passed at the time and went for takeout to a nearby KTV.
Next day I went to Chang An for three nights of partying with M in two different KTVs; Monday I returned to Chang Ping and pulled Nian Nian from the Mayflower; and then probably on Tuesday I asked Sam to show me to the Sauna place.
Sam not only showed me to it - he also went in with me and waited with me for about twenty minutes until I was shown to a room. Then he came with me to the room to make sure I was shown a decent selection of girls - if need be.
He explained that some mamasans or papasans would try to say there were no more girls available when more than likely the truth was they themselves had none left.
What Sam didn't do, before we got there, was describe the place. Oh he told me it was one of only two Saunas he knew of that could provide a Thai type soapy massage - though he thought, incorrectly, that they used oil in Chang Ping.
So we exited the Miraton Hotel; turned left and walked past the 7/11 and down the street to the Virgin Hotel - which is on the corner at the end of the short block.
We walked into the small but elegant lobby; took the elevator up to the Sauna; were shown to a sofa nearby and waited.
I could see just from the little bit of the place I'd seen so far that it was bigger than I expected. I just didn't realize how much bigger. I expected it to be kind of like Cielo Private in Buenos Aires, Argentina: three nice rooms and one or two waiting/viewing rooms.
How silly that preconceived idea was - especially since I'd already seen the scale of the KTVs nearby.
Not having booked a room in advance we waited longer than I expected. During that time I got up to check out what the three nicely dressed girls were doing at the reception desk they were at. That was when I learned what I'd walked into.
In front of them was a grid like peg board with lots of pegs in it. I thought maybe each peg represented a room but didn't really think that possible given there were so many. At my request Sam asked how many rooms they had.
Eighty-three came the reply.
Oh.
I see.
Eighty-three rooms, each busy with a client or being cleaned. Hmmm. That meant that there were probably over a hundred working girls on shift at any given time - though of course not all would be available for selection.
Finally a large room came open and we were walked to it - through very nice hallways busy with well dressed men and girl support staff walking around, plus the odd working girl.
The large room cost, I think, about $30RMB ($4.50USD) more than the smaller room. Both have king sized beds and thirty something inch LCD TVs in them. As well both have well stocked, five star hotel quality bathrooms. Well stocked with toiletries I mean.
The difference between the small and large rooms is that the small ones have no room for a wet bed. Their showering area is large. Plenty large enough for a guy and a girl; or a guy and, oh, three or four girls. And there's a grooved stool for you to sit on - the groove being for her to be able to wash every part of you.
The larger room is what you want boys! It has a double sized leather or vinyl bed over which the girl will stretch a fitted plastic sheet - for your sanitation. Then she'll wet it down and invite you to lie on it.
Before that happens though her first task is to undress you and hang up your clothes.
Here I should mention why you're practically guaranteed good/great service in a Sauna of this quality: the girls are trained in how to treat you like a King or Rock Star. They know that a complaint about poor service can get them fined or fired. So they're highly motivated, if they like the money they're making, to get you off the required two times in two hours. Sound good?
With you now naked, on your back on the king sized bed, and your clothes put away she'll get down to business. Will she provide a GFE? Maybe. Maybe not. That's definitely a YMMV type thing. She will provide very pleasant professional service at the very least. In theory.
The first thing she'll likely do is open her tool bag and pull out, and then organize, what she needs. That'll include lots of tissues; condoms; maybe lube; a little two ounce spray bottle filled with coloured liquid - which she'll, from time to time, spray into her mouth...
Let's see, what else is in that bag... Oh yeah! She might have a tiny vibrator which she'll sweetly offer to put up your ass at some point. (I passed).
For sure she'll have antiseptic wipes and will proceed to clean your little friend and his sidekicks. Then she'll blow you without a condom.
Your part in this scenario is to cum in her mouth. I think. That seemed to be what the first girl I had there meant when she pointed first to my cock and then to her mouth. I don't know though. Maybe she thought I was slow and was just informing me she was now going to put it in her spray bottle primed mouth. Since not only do I not cum while fucking, I also don't while being blown, I can't say for sure. (Yes I suffer in silence doubly).
I should explain how I came to choose that first girl - as she was petite and I intended to select a tall beauty. Why? By that time I'd already had trouble getting small girls to fully accept me, if you know what I mean. I figured taller girls should have taller vaginas yes?
When the lineup came in though all the girls but one maintained neutral expressions on their faces. None were making sexy eyes with me - the tall, and probably HUGE, "white devil,"
The petite one was the exception. The first thing she did as she walked into the room and saw me was cover her mouth and giggle. I took that as a good sign and chose her - though there as a taller girl that I nearly selected. Given how my session went, probably I should have.
With my girl selected the other girls and Sam left; the door was closed; and Lulu(?) asked me if I wanted a second girl. I said no. She pressed the question again. I said no more firmly. She gave up and undressed me and I got on the bed.
Then she asked me one more time if I wanted a second girl. (This was a pattern repeated by at least one of the two other girls I saw there). Again I declined, probably with a bit of a cross tone.
She gave me a decent blowjob and, when I'd had enough, I sat on her tummy and tried to jack off into her mouth. Junior wasn't cooperative though. Sigh.
Trouble was, she had a real cute face but man she was SKINNY. Her body in no way turned me on. Ah well. Live and learn eh? The price was cheap enough so I determined to enjoy the session as best I could.
How much was it? Three hundred RMB ($45USD) to the girl - paid in cash at the end - and nearly that for the room - paid in cash (or by credit card?) upon leaving.
Not bad for being treated like a King for up to two hours.
After the opening blowjob she went to prepare the wet bed. Now we were coming to the moment I most anticipated. I mean... the main reason I thought I might go to Thailand was to experience a soapy massage. If what I got here was good maybe I wouldn't go.
Once ready I got on the bed on my stomach. She hosed me down and soaped me up and then slid around on her chest for, well, too short a time. (Here's just one instance when it would have been really handy for me to know more than about five words, literally, of Mandarin - the language spoken in mainland China. (Cantonese and English are spoken in Hong Kong - though I've read or been told that Mandarin is widely understood).
After the pleasant slip sliding around was done she really went to work cleaning my body - everywhere. I mean everywhere - thoroughly and FIRMLY. Ha ha.
Then she rinsed me off and applied a cream to my butt hole and little me's head. Within thirty seconds I was gesturing pretty frantically for her to wash that cream off of me. She did, with my eager help, and I had a look at the tube.
It was toothpaste! "Cooling Mint," toothpaste! "Cooling Mint" my ass!!! Ouch!
With those two little fires put out I again rested on my stomach and let her start another kind of massage on my back and ass. I didn't know what she was using but it felt weird yet quite nice. As I couldn't see our reflection well enough in the glass walls of the shower room I strained to see what she was using. It was her stuck out tongue! Nice!
Then she performed another type of massage, again on my back and ass, that I again had to strain to check out. She was creating suction with her mouth and again moving it in circles all over my skin. Even nicer!
The one thing she didn't do, which I found out she should have when the other two girls I had there did, was get me onto my elbows and knees and lick my asshole. I guess she figured I didn't know enough Chinese to explain her omission to management - and I didn't - or she gambled that I didn't know she was supposed to. I did know though - thanks to Sam.
Once done that we quickly washed and rinsed and got back on the bed. This is when I found out, in a comical way, that - even though I had a single entry visa stamp in my passport, that didn't carry any weight in a Sauna with her. Damn! (She was really gambling now boys).
The comical way in which she explained that we couldn't fuck was by forming a circle with the thumb and forefinger of one hand, and demonstrating that something bigger, like the misting bottle she'd picked up, couldn't possibly fit through that little hole.
Ha ha ha ha. If I'd had the words I'd have said let's give it a try for real anyway missy. Problem was, what with her being so skinny, junior wasn't interested in venturing where probably no (white) man has gone before anyway. Ah well.
At about the ninety minute mark we went our separate ways and I paid for the room, after being presented with the bill for it in a little plastic folder, and left somewhat satisfied - and amused.
In wrapping this up I'll briefly mention the much better experience I read about on the board I've previously alluded to.
This guy's first experience in a Sauna, somewhere about a half hour drive out of Shenzhen - which could put in in Chang An - was, in his words, "the best ninety minutes of his life,"
He's white too but can speak some Mandarin. During the lineup one girl looked at him and said, to the other girls, something like "This guy looks like Nicolas Cage. I've never fucked a white guy before. If he picks me I will devour him,"
At that the guy said something like, "I'll take the chatty, hungry one," causing much giggling and laughing all around.
Then, during his opening blowjob, the girl put a condom on his big toe and, while fucking her pussy with it, managed to blow him real good until he came in her mouth. Then she made a show of tasting his cum a bit before swallowing it.
Damn! Some guys have all the luck.
For the record he said he didn't see how he looked like Nicolas Cage - but he should probably send him a thank-you note don't you think?
I should also mention that, while being walked to your room, or waiting for that moment, if you see a girl that looks good to you don't hesitate to approach her and get her number. Just like in the KTVs, all the girls wear number tags so you don't even have to speak with her - though you'd be wise to do so to gauge her reaction to you.
The same goes for when you're walking the halls of a KTV.
Also I forgot to mention that above the king sized bed is a mirrored ceiling.
Chica Chaser
