Hey tant,Hey brother,
Nice to see you sharing your amazingly perceptive insights again, on pooning in Latin America...
I certainly nominate this thread as possibly being the single most interesting I've ever read on PERB, and as far as I'm personally concerned, the most influential. I'm currently saving up for a trip, either to the Philippines or to Buenos Aires!
Looking forward to the next instalment of your report.
Thanks again for the flattering compliments. Are you really considering BA? Is this solely because of what I've said about it or were you already thinking of heading there? It really is a great vacation spot with lots of outdoor cafes and restaurants - due to its mild to very warm climate. (It's north far enough that it doesn't usually snow there. In fact, in 2007 it snowed for the first time in 75 years!)
I have to go to work soon so I've no time to write anything now. What I will do is re-post a review of one of the best girls I've ever had anywhere. She's the main reason I'm thinking of returning to BA next year. Really I should try more of Asia but, being that I'm nearly 52 and so have not a lot of mongering vacations left in me, it's hard not to just go with what I know.
WARNING!
This is a long read, about a single girl, in a far away land and, NOT, sadly, here in Vancouver. It is also somewhat of a reality distortion tale. Meaning that, even further north in Rio, the kind of absolutely stellar service this girl gives is very much an exception - and in Buenos Aires it is even more so...
Romina: April 29th and 30th, May 2nd and 3rd, 2011
Short Version:
Romina is a somewhat tall, white, bleached blonde. There were a few other blondes in Madonna each night I visited but, for me, she really stood out. She has a way of walking that is sexy, of course, but in a kind of light, carefree way.
Overall looks: 8? 9? - She's FINE - if you ask me
Face: 8? 9? - She has a cute/pretty face with flawless skin and a great smile
Body: 8? 9? - There's not much to fault and plenty to adore - up top especially. (See Tetas) She does have a minor flaw, since birth, below her navel. Actually the flaw comes out of her navel as a, ummm, crease I guess you'd call it. Imagine pinching the flesh together just below her navel and you have the idea. It is a minor flaw that in NO WAY DETRACTS from her beauty. (It could be considered karma for her tetas - described below)
Tetas: 10? 100? 1000? Off the chart! They must be Ds or DDs and they're real but oh-so-firm. The nipples are, being about the size of a pencil eraser, perfect. The area around each - only about an inch and a bit. In other words: PERFECTION. Millions of women would kill for tits like hers.
Pussy: MUY BONITA! (VERY PRETTY!) For my fourth session with her it was freshly waxed!
Anus: Just a tiny little rosebud is all. No discoloration around it at all. Very lickable/likeable
Attitude in the bar: 10 - Perky, pleasant, and willing to please
Attitude in the room: 10 - She isn't lazy, that's for sure
Energy Level: Like I just said, she sure ain't lazy
Blowjob Skills: Tell her what you like and she won't disappoint. From my experience, I think if I'd have wanted her to lick and suck my cock and balls the whole time she would have - with (apparent) gusto. She happily let me cum on her chest the first time; on her face once. Two other times - during which, for one, she said I could CIM, I couldn't pop! (Update: another guy posted, two months after me, that she not only let him CIM but swallowed too. If true, well, what a thrill that must have been - being that she's so HOT!)
Sex: She's up for all positions and doesn't overact. Assuming she's acting and isn't actually enjoying the sex. With her it's hard to say. The only thing she wouldn't do was anal. Since I've never done that I didn't, uh, press the issue. I did have my index finger fully up her butt during the first session though
Damage: 640 pesos - and well worth every centavo
Long Version:
I walked into Madonna Night Club after a four year absence from it, and BA. A local guy that I keep in touch with updated me on the prices. They were confirmed by the first chica I called over: a tall hard bodied morena with the beautiful legs of a dancer - which she was.
70 pesos for the entrance - with one drink
110 pesos for a lady drink - required to take a girl upstairs
110 pesos for the room for an hour
400 pesos for the chica - or less/more depending on hers and your negotiating skills
When the pretty server came around, immediately, to ask if I wanted to buy the chica a drink I declined. I hadn't written her off but I'd just sat down and wanted to enjoy the view for a while. Those of you that have been there know what some of the chicas do - kneel on the bar stools with their elbows on the counter; their asses on full display. Ahhh.
I deliberately positioned myself by the women's washroom. It's to the right as you walk into the bar. From there I soon got a decent look at most of the girls. When Romina walked by my interest was really piqued. When she came out of the washroom I wasted no time in waving her over.
Pretending ignorance about the pricing I quickly, before the server came over, asked her about them. She confirmed what the dancer had told me - with the exception that Romina priced herself 50 pesos cheaper.
The server made her appearance and I told them both that I wanted to sit for a while before I decided on a girl. Each pleasantly excused themselves. Romina especially so.
Not a lot of time passed before I thought of a second excuse to chat her up without actually buying her a drink - yet. When she again pleasantly, perkily, plopped herself down next to me I asked for how long she'd sit with me for that 110 peso drink. Just then the server came along and said five minutes. Romina figured more like ten.
Geesh! That was disappointing. In years past though I'd had some girls down a drink in five minutes; others took over thirty - so I figured I'd just have to pay up and see. I let her go for the moment though - and another guy snagged her.
I should mention here, for those of you that haven't been to Madonna, that the girls nearly always significantly outnumber the guys. That night was no exception yet a competitor had chosen Romina.
She sat next to him for almost exactly ten minutes. They went upstairs and I asked the bar tender for how long she'd be gone. Half an hour was the reply and she was back in thirty-five minutes.
I grabbed her right away - asking whether, if I sat her for a drink, we could kiss. She replied, in her pleasantly perky way, that we could.
I've long favored sitting in the back corner of Madonna and that's where I pointed for her to go - with me following and enjoying the view.
I sat and motioned her onto my lap. To my delight she complied - and almost immediately started light and deep french kissing me.
Tearing my lips away from hers for a bit I indicated, with my leering eyes, her tetas and asked if they were natural. Yes she said but I was skeptical. She popped one, and then the other, out - and my eyes just about did the same.
Remember Teri Hatcher's final word to Gerry (Seinfeld) as she stormed out of his apartment?
"Oh and by the way: they're real and they're SPECTACULAR!"
Well those words in no way do justice to Romina's glorious globes. I mean, I'm a tall guy with long fingers, but I can just barely cup each of her tits in my hands - using their full length from the "heel," of the wrist to the finger tips - yet they stand out firm and proud. They look like bolt-ons but they're not!
I kissed and licked her beautiful nipples and then tore myself away for more mouth to mouth action - while cupping her tits in my hands.
Time warped.
I didn't care what that drink had cost me.
Too soon, but after at least ten minutes, the server came back. It was time to either buy another drink; take her upstairs; or throw her back. There was only one possible choice though.
Unlike in previous years I didn't pay at the bar. By this time, with this new arrangement, the bar had already made its money - with the entrada and the lady drink. All that remained was to slip 110 pesos through the reception wicket up in the love hotel - and pay Romina in the room.
I let Romina choose the room each time - rather than dither around looking for the best one available at that time. Immediately I ponied up the 350 pesos and she left me to clean my front and backside - while she put the money away and did the same.
With a full hour, or near enough, I took my time with her. I even told her to keep her titties in their bra for a while - loving the sexy look of them.
In the bar I thought she'd said the BJ would be covered. I'd agreed to that as long as she was willing to lick and suck the shaft and balls beforehand. That's what I'd thought we'd agreed on.
Well either we did and she changed it or I totally misunderstood because she went right to it without reaching for a rubber. Ahhh.
As I recall Romina's BJ was like others I've had until I took the initiative and started urging/suggesting things. Some girls, I'm sure, hold back from really going at it because they really don't want to; others do so because they're not positive about how far the guy wants them to go. (That's my theory and I'm sticking to it).
Romina only needed to be told that I like a good slathering and off she went - even venturing south enough that, at times, all I could see of her face was one beautiful eye.
It became apparent to me, during the four sessions I had with her, that she'd lick and suck me for as long as I wanted.
She's just that kind of girl.
On the other hand, I'm sure if I didn't want any sucking, only fucking, she'd fuck my brains out for the full hour.
She's just that kind of girl.
With Romina you get what you pay for, and then some, with ABSOLUTELY NO PRISSY ATTITUDE.
Does she enjoy it? Try her and judge for yourself.
I can tell you that, if she's only acting, she doesn't over or under do it. She does say "Mi amor," and "Rico," a lot but in a very pleasant, light way.
My favorite position is doggy and its variations: her flat on her tummy with my body fully grazing hers; and her flat on her tummy with me sitting upright thrusting, thrusting, thrusting - a pillow folded under her hips to properly raise her soft ass.
It was during the first session that we were positioned in a way that I could clearly see her face in the mirror. She was on her tummy and I was almost lying on top of her - supporting my weight mostly on one elbow while cradling her chin and neck in my other hand.
The vision of her face in the mirror will, I hope, stay with me forever. Her eyes were half shut, her breathing accented with apparent excitement and pleasure; her neck felt so delicate in my fingers; her ass so cool and soft against my abdomen.
It doesn't get any better than that fellas.
In subsequent visits the routine was much the same but still very satisfying: in the bar I'd sit her in my lap and pop those puppies out. Then it was always hard to decide what to look at more: her awesome sweet face or the lethal weapons that are her tits.
And lady drinks lasted 20 minutes with her - after that first night.
In the room she'd again give her full attention to my every desire. She always met my urgency with her own; my restfulness with hers; always in sync with me.
She moved into new positions eagerly - as soon as she worked out just what position I wanted.
Want to lay her across the bed, on her back, with her head hanging over the edge? Do it! She'll happily open her mouth to let you in.
Don't expect to violently face fuck her though. She'll craftily control the depth and speed of your strokes but, I assure you, you will enjoy the feeling and the view.
While you're at it dive into her sweet pussy with your mouth. Stretch, if you can, and swipe your tongue over her butt hole. She seems to like that!
Actually, with Romina, I started planting my face in her ass cheeks, while she's either standing or on her knees, to lick her ass and pussy. I love the feeling of those cool cheeks on my face. That just might be a new favorite position - with a girl I really really like of course.
And of course I wouldn't be licking her ass if she hadn't cleaned up beforehand.
She, for her part, more than once flicked her tongue around my butt hole. She never dug in though and that was fine with me.
During the second to last session she spit on my cock while sucking me - unprompted! I heartily encouraged more porn star type action but her mouth was too dry to really slop it up.
Speaking of cock: I tried teaching her how to say it. It's cute the way it sounds more like Coke. If you see her train her some more; tell her to open her mouth more while she pronounces the O. Either way you'll like what you hear - and watching her say it.
Yes Romina is a girl that gives a lot of other chicas a bad reputation - not because most of the others aren't a cut above what we're used to up here, but because she's just so spectacular.
Romina dives into her assignment - YOU - gives 100% - and isn't satisfied until you are.
She'd give a proud Carioca a run for her Reales.
If you see her please please please tell her how much John, the tall Canadian, misses her.
Take heed though: if you're on a tight budget save your visit till the last night of your trip - or not.
Really now, when you get home, which would you rather regret? Spending so much on a girl that doesn't easily leave your memory - or not?
CC
And a followup I did after a reader complimented my review:
Jackpot,
Thanks for the compliment. I'd be very surprised though, if it's the best report ever on AP. Some guys organize and structure their reports very well. Mine isn't.
Sometimes I think I should develop a template and then write my stream-of-consciousness style into it.
Anyway it's nice to get such praise to counterbalance the sometimes greater tendency for people to only criticize.
Here is more that I should have said before:
Romina is 22 years old and hasn't had a child yet."That's why my tetas are still firm," she told me in Spanish.
Her body, which I didn't describe enough, is very very good. She has the narrow waist and wider hips that a woman should have. And just the right amount of flesh. Pleasantly plush she is.
She's from Asuncion, Paraguay and has been working at Madonna, if I remember correctly, about six months.
She has no idea for how much longer she'll be there.
I did tell her about Cielo Private and how nice and upscale it is. She liked the earlier finishing hours but didn't like the idea of losing 50% to the house. It would have been great for me if she'd jumped at the chance to work there. I'd have paid just 380 pesos - the price for full sex with an uncovered blowjob - instead of near double that.
Oh and my last visit to Cielo, on my last day in BA, confirmed what Romina figured about the 50% loss. Nati (recommended with reservations) said that's what she loses to the house. That's steep!
Still, she seemed keen to check it out. Before you pay the entrance at Madonna ask if Romina is working that night. (She works Monday to Saturday). If they say she no longer works there check out Cielo - fingers crossed.
By the way I gathered that Madonna is no longer open during the weekdays. They open up at 22:30 now every night, Monday to Saturday.
If you want to be Romina's first of the night get there between 22:30 and 23:00 and tell the server that you want to see her as soon as she's changed. Of course if there are no other guys there so early, and there won't likely be, you could play it cool and just wait for her.
You needn't worry about being her second or third though so far as having a great session with her goes. She just doesn't seem like the kind of girl that ever slacks off after accepting a guy's hard earned cash.
What else is there to say. Am I forgetting anything?
Oh yeah.
She steadfastly refused any suggestion to come to my hotel either before or after work. She says she has a boyfriend but who knows? (I asked if he fucks her once or twice per day and she laugh and smiled and said "Si,")
I think she's a very bright girl that would rather do what she came down from Asuncion to do - make lots of cash - than sit around and be bored. I think she knows that guys are buying a fantasy, when they select a girl like her, and she aims to fulfill it as best she can - while staying within her very broad comfort zone.
I like to think she enjoyed some of the sex; some of the fucking in multiple positions. Her quiet and unsettled breathing and sighing certainly sold the fantasy well.
Some of you I'm sure would balk at paying so much for any girl. Those that have been to the best Termas of Rio though: Quatro por Quatro (4x4) , L'uomo, Monte Carlo, Solarium - know that, by the time you walk out the door, you'll have spent nearly $200 USD - granted after mingling in the bar for as long as you like, chatting freely with the girls, and taking one hottie to a cabina.
That was my experience back in 2007. I'm not a big drinker either. In fact I usually buy peach juice for myself and not a lot of drinks for the girls.
I'd arrive and check out the pickings for at least an hour or two; maybe eat a meal; zero in on my target (s) ; head for the cabina; afterward have a sauna and steam bath; and lastly chill in the bar a while longer. Hopefully I'd arrange a bed warmer for the night or, at the least, get some numbers.
In other words that money bought a lot of pleasure time besides the forty-five minutes of sexo.
Romina was costing me right around $160 CDN all in - meaning including the entrance to the bar, her lady drink, the room cost, and her fee. Since I was not free to chat her up in the bar, instead of hanging out for four or five hours there the visits tended to be about two hours. It was always hard to leave though.
In fact, because of her, I stayed longer in Buenos Aires itself than my fuzzy plan, uh, planned for. I finally talked myself into leaving with the pipe dream of finding her equals as I worked my way up to the pussy paradise that is Rio. So far, of course, I have not done so.
I'm in Florianopolis right now and have sessioned just once. It was last night, in a casa I found with the help of a cab driver. The cost was not bad at 140 reales for an hour. The place was clean and spacious. The girl an 18 year old named Nicole.
After the session, I entered her name as Nicole LTD in my notebook - in reference to her having muitas limitações. Ha ha ha. She explained that it's normal, in these parts, for any extras beyond a fully covered suck and fuck to cost more. Extra cash for uncovered blowjobs sure; but extra for the privilege of going down on them? for kissing?
I took a chance and licked and nibbled one nipple a bit. And I got away with it! Hurray!!!
I wonder if girls like this ever wonder why we go soft when faced with such up-selling?
Romina doesn't up-sell. I can't say for sure but, after several sessions with her, I think she'd have let me SLOWLY in the back door if I'd have, uh, pressed the issue - without requesting anything extra.
She doesn't refuse a tip though.
I think that about covers it.
CC
To those of you, here on the PERB, that read all the way to here, well, I hope you feel it was worth the read.
Chica Chaser
