Melania documentary = Sex in a theater fantasy?

[UhOh]

Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.

“How good it might be” LOL.What could possibly be the highlight, watching how many different hats she‘ll wear?
”Good” is not going to be a word used by anyone to describe that abomination.

 

[Rollingstar]

You know there are night vision camera inside the theater…

 

[westwoody]

Bribe no matter what magats call it.
How did Melanoma earn $28 million?
Bezos is getting something for his investment, some big untendered contract or favourable legislation.

 

[Cock Throppled]

“How good it might be” LOL.What could possibly be the highlight, watching how many different hats she‘ll wear?
”Good” is not going to be a word used by anyone to describe that abomination.

Oh, so you've seen it then? Or another person deciding what it is without actually having seen it to offer a legitimate comment? Do you give SP reviews based on their names, without ever having seen them?

 

[Forum mod]

The critics have ravaged it, but the Rotten Tomato fan score is 99%. If you believe that score, I would like to sell you some prime real estate in a swamp in Florida, a short drive from Mar-a-Lago. As for sex in a theater, it's a nice thought, but the ramifications of getting caught are pretty overwhelming, wouldn't say it's worth it.

 

[VinVan]

Oh, so you've seen it then? Or another person deciding what it is without actually having seen it to offer a legitimate comment? Do you give SP reviews based on their names, without ever having seen them?

But if it’s clocking 10% on Tomatoes (although the fan vote is gaming it to 99% - take it for what you will 🤷🏽‍♂️), can we take their word for it? Or must we visit every SP who has 9 terrible reviews and 1 positive one so that we can see for ourselves? Me, I’ll accept the wisdom of the crowd and save myself a few dollars, and more importantly, my time.

 

[masterblaster]

Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.

I don’t need to go sniff a pile of dog shit to know what it smells like. Same with this “documentary”

 

[GeeBeeP]

But if it’s clocking 10% on Tomatoes (although the fan vote is gaming it to 99% - take it for what you will 🤷🏽‍♂️), can we take their word for it? Or must we visit every SP who has 9 terrible reviews and 1 positive one so that we can see for ourselves? Me, I’ll accept the wisdom of the crowd and save myself a few dollars, and more importantly, my time.

Bribe no matter what magats call it.
How did Melanoma earn $28 million?
Bezos is getting something for his investment, some big untendered contract or favourable legislation.

Ligit film critics could be calling it the best piece of cinema since Citizen Kane, I’m still not paying a fucking penny to see it.