Melania documentary = Sex in a theater fantasy?

UhOh

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Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.
“How good it might be” LOL.What could possibly be the highlight, watching how many different hats she‘ll wear?
”Good” is not going to be a word used by anyone to describe that abomination.
 

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Bribe no matter what magats call it.
How did Melanoma earn $28 million?
Bezos is getting something for his investment, some big untendered contract or favourable legislation.
 

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“How good it might be” LOL.What could possibly be the highlight, watching how many different hats she‘ll wear?
”Good” is not going to be a word used by anyone to describe that abomination.
Oh, so you've seen it then? Or another person deciding what it is without actually having seen it to offer a legitimate comment? Do you give SP reviews based on their names, without ever having seen them?
 

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The critics have ravaged it, but the Rotten Tomato fan score is 99%. If you believe that score, I would like to sell you some prime real estate in a swamp in Florida, a short drive from Mar-a-Lago. As for sex in a theater, it's a nice thought, but the ramifications of getting caught are pretty overwhelming, wouldn't say it's worth it.
 

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Oh, so you've seen it then? Or another person deciding what it is without actually having seen it to offer a legitimate comment? Do you give SP reviews based on their names, without ever having seen them?
But if it’s clocking 10% on Tomatoes (although the fan vote is gaming it to 99% - take it for what you will 🤷🏽‍♂️), can we take their word for it? Or must we visit every SP who has 9 terrible reviews and 1 positive one so that we can see for ourselves? Me, I’ll accept the wisdom of the crowd and save myself a few dollars, and more importantly, my time.
 

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Did you not notice the title of this thread? Documentaries are movies. Do you actually know what a documentary is? And you're criticizing a film you haven't seen, based on the subject, so you'd hate it no matter how good it might be.
I don’t need to go sniff a pile of dog shit to know what it smells like. Same with this “documentary”
 

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But if it’s clocking 10% on Tomatoes (although the fan vote is gaming it to 99% - take it for what you will 🤷🏽‍♂️), can we take their word for it? Or must we visit every SP who has 9 terrible reviews and 1 positive one so that we can see for ourselves? Me, I’ll accept the wisdom of the crowd and save myself a few dollars, and more importantly, my time.
Bribe no matter what magats call it.
How did Melanoma earn $28 million?
Bezos is getting something for his investment, some big untendered contract or favourable legislation.
Ligit film critics could be calling it the best piece of cinema since Citizen Kane, I’m still not paying a fucking penny to see it.
 

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Oh, so you've seen it then? Or another person deciding what it is without actually having seen it to offer a legitimate comment? Do you give SP reviews based on their names, without ever having seen them?
Fuck no I didn’t see it. Id have to be a moron to not know beforehand that this flick sucks.
Would I have to sit through a Kim Kardashian flick to find out only after the fact that it sucked?

Seems you have zero inductive reasoning. Must be tough going through life like that, not having a clue as to a highly probable outcome.
Can I assume you sit through every sucky movie that’s released only to be repeatedly disappointed?
If not then why are you so ramped up about this one, you have a ladies hat fetish?
 

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Fuck no I didn’t see it. Id have to be a moron to not know beforehand that this flick sucks.
Would I have to sit through a Kim Kardashian flick to find out only after the fact that it sucked?

Seems you have zero inductive reasoning. Must be tough going through life like that, not having a clue as to a highly probable outcome.
Can I assume you sit through every sucky movie that’s released only to be repeatedly disappointed?
If not then why are you so ramped up about this one, you have a ladies hat fetish?
You're probably the type to shout ACAB at police. Or think everything one party does is great, but any contrary opinion is always bad. It's called the certainty of ignorance.

You do realize that she's the subject of the doc, and didn't direct or produce it.
 

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You're probably the type to shout ACAB at police. Or think everything one party does is great, but any contrary opinion is always bad. It's called the certainty of ignorance.

You do realize that she's the subject of the doc, and didn't direct or produce it.
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Sorry to burst ur bubble
And of course she couldn't direct it, you'd need talent for that but at least they got a director whose been accused of sexual misconduct and now gets to make rush hour 4, lol

there's no way she wouldn't have not gotten any movie credit, can't just give her 28mill for nothing, or would they, sure seems like they did,.... Let's not forget they announced this movie a cpl days after trump had a dinner with bezos a while back and bezos also gave them like a 3 episode tv show too..... Funny how bezos is also pausing his space exploration, now that he's got nasa contracts ..... If I recall right, that said dinner was crashed by Elon that same night, tried to protect his deal he's got, and he got dragged to shit for it too, lol, sounds like sumthin u see on tv ... Dunno how anyone can deny no corruption

Too much weight is being put in the fact it made like 7-8million us only, .... Only made 64000in UK/Ireland and 32500 in AUS premieres

Obviously bezos gonna make the money he loses back on his other deals
 

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You're probably the type to shout ACAB at police. Or think everything one party does is great, but any contrary opinion is always bad. It's called the certainty of ignorance.

You do realize that she's the subject of the doc, and didn't direct or produce it.
You do realize she being the subject is the reason no one is interested.

As far as your other suppositions, I’d address them if they made any sense but I see I should lower my expectations in that regard so will leave you to believe whatever gets your jimmies rustled. Besides I have police to go yell at.
 
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The trick to having naughty fun in a theater without creating a scene is to put a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bag, slip your weiner though and get ready for some fun with a consenting partner.

 
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carvesg

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There's that famous tolerance, inclusion and acceptance again.
Also known as DEI in some circles but outlawed last year in the US and US embassies tried to enforce the ban abroad...so we simply apply a sort of fair treatment for her movie to make sure Melania and her hubby don't feel being treated any differently than any other bad movie at the box office.

You don't want us to treat her bad movie any differently than any other rotten tomato out there ?!?!? Most of us based our decision on the trailer ... enough to know how bad it is... which has been confirmed since by thousands of reviews and comments 👍
 

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Folks, this thread was made in good fun. Who cares about the actual film/doc. The topic is about theater nookie.

I see no SPs responded they might be down for some adventurous empty theater fun. Looks like Melania's cooch isn't the only one Donald turns into the Sahara. Damn. 🤣
 
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