How much does it cost to marry a hooker?
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I am going to generalize a bit during this post, not all circumstances fit neatly into place.
Marrying anyone in general.
The keys to a successful marriage are:
Communication
Being with someone of similar goals.
Someone of similar background and likes. (If she is a princess and you are labourer, give it up!)
Honour and respect.
Give them 100 percent, no lies.
Acceptance (Especially important if your wife would be a sex trade worker)
Care for each other. (No brainer, and I don't mean just sexually)
I am sure I am missing some things. It's late and I need sleep.
Oh yes, equal level of intelligence is important.
Money might "BUY" you a marriage, but I guarantee you, it won't be a good one.
Marrying anyone in general.
The keys to a successful marriage are:
Communication
Being with someone of similar goals.
Someone of similar background and likes. (If she is a princess and you are labourer, give it up!)
Honour and respect.
Give them 100 percent, no lies.
Acceptance (Especially important if your wife would be a sex trade worker)
Care for each other. (No brainer, and I don't mean just sexually)
I am sure I am missing some things. It's late and I need sleep.
Oh yes, equal level of intelligence is important.
Money might "BUY" you a marriage, but I guarantee you, it won't be a good one.
Spoken with the quiet authority of one who has seen it. However, one must consider the "opportunity" costs resulting from a more prudent use of the money. Taking that into account, the number might actually be considerably higher (depending on your investment choices).
But, a wife is not an investment...rather an experience. So, perhaps, it is more appropriate to label the opportunities forgone....as "paths not taken". And there are some expensive paths available that the wife will have kept you from treading...not by reason of her bitching....rather by reason of her ability to distract and hold your interest.
I have more fond memories of my crazy ass fucked up bitch of an ex than I do poor ones. She was expensive, but I have some memories I would not have gained had I not met her. While not a wise investment....she wasn't an investment. She was a wife....and a pretty good one too. We all get a little psycho now and again...it's just your baseline startpoint that makes us difference. One man's psychosis...is another man's normal.
I am starting to ramble and that's never good. There is a website you can use to apply for your money back tho. www.mywifecosttoomuchandiwantarefund.com
I am feeling the need for mead next week...it's been a long stretch of working with four more days to go.
cheers,
eddie.
I've told all my clients that I can be bought with the following:
One Black on Black Escalade, fully loaded, 2004 or newer;
One 2+ Carat Diamond Ring;
One nice house (owned);
Paying off the remainder of my grad school.
Sounds pretty cheap until you realize that you are still going to want to see SP's after we get married, because who wants the same vajajay every night, no matter how pretty or tasty it may be.
Chanel Kelowna
One Black on Black Escalade, fully loaded, 2004 or newer;
One 2+ Carat Diamond Ring;
One nice house (owned);
Paying off the remainder of my grad school.
Sounds pretty cheap until you realize that you are still going to want to see SP's after we get married, because who wants the same vajajay every night, no matter how pretty or tasty it may be.
Chanel Kelowna
Personally I could be totally okay with the right woman. No need for anything on the side.
Isn't it hardwired in men's genetics to want to stick their hand in each and every cookie jar available?
Chanel
It costs the same as marrying any other woman
50-75% of everything you have worked your entire life to get when they decide the grass is greener somewhere else
50-75% of everything you have worked your entire life to get when they decide the grass is greener somewhere else
Just renting, always renting.. sigh.How's that lease to own deal of yours coming along M?
Deal breaker #1 is the caddie; I hate caddies. I agree with your choice of an SUV as it's much more practical for the active person and if you'd of said Audi, BMW, Acura, Lexus or Porsche I would have thrown in a cottage on the ocean in PEI just for fun, but alas, I cannot live with a wife of mine driving a caddie.
Potential deal breaker#2: depends on where you went to grad school as I will only support my Alma Mater.
SC
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