How much does it cost to marry a hooker?

[greenman25]

I've told all my clients that I can be bought with the following:


One Black on Black Escalade, fully loaded, 2004 or newer;
One 2+ Carat Diamond Ring;
One nice house (owned);
Paying off the remainder of my grad school.

Sounds pretty cheap until you realize that you are still going to want to see SP's after we get married, because who wants the same vajajay every night, no matter how pretty or tasty it may be.

Chanel Kelowna

I could be happy with the same VayJajay as long as we actually loved each other.

 

[namssa]

I could be happy with the same VayJajay as long as we actually loved each other.

That sounds like a nice romantic thing to say and feel and I am sure lots of guys generally feel the same. But, if you consider the title of this thread "How much does it cost to marry a hooker", would your answer still be the same? Just not sure that you took that into consideration.

 

[Fuzzy Thumper]

It can go both ways. Sometimes when working girls marry men, they are the ones losing some/most/all of what they have worked for......

But... sometimes they can make different choices the next time around?



P.S. They may not be exciting or good company, but rabbits don't care about your "stuff"... hint, hint, hint....

 

[unlucky]

i have to disagree on being hardwired to jump into other cookiejars because i have been hardwired differently to respect and be with one person since that hasn't happened yet well why not .

 

[Im Cuming]

how much? like 2 days pay?

Well, You didn't say for > How Long? Day Marriage, 1 Hour etc.. LMAO

 

[Im Cuming]

i have to disagree on being hardwired to jump into other cookiejars because i have been hardwired differently to respect and be with one person since that hasn't happened yet well why not .

Hey, face it , Women > Want the BAD BOY.

 

[badbadboy]

Isn't it so much more fun to rent than 'own' ?

 

[somedude]

I prefer the lease method. You get to try it out and if you like it, then you pay much more for it in the end....(literally and figuratively).

 

[titleist]

I've told all my clients that I can be bought with the following:


One Black on Black Escalade, fully loaded, 2004 or newer;
One 2+ Carat Diamond Ring;
One nice house (owned);
Paying off the remainder of my grad school.

Sounds pretty cheap until you realize that you are still going to want to see SP's after we get married, because who wants the same vajajay every night, no matter how pretty or tasty it may be.

Chanel Kelowna

Wait, no fair, I already did all that and my wife isn't hot like you.... plus the last BJ I got was shortly after the wedding 13 years ago.... I have the means to buy more though...