Hey Let's start a joke thread. I think we could all use it......

[angry anderson]

Lufthansa plane ditches in the ocean 10 miles off the coast.Pilot sets the plane down in the water giving passengers time to get out and stand on the wings. The pilot tells the passengers "Those who can swim,water temperature is survivable for a while.If you are strong swimmers you have a chance to make it to shore. Those who can't swim.....thank you for flying Lufthansa.

 

[wetnose]

 

[wetnose]

 

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[Lo-ki]

 

[wetnose]

 

[grizzly]

This is hilarious.

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[Lo-ki]

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[Bridge]

I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!

 

[grizzly]

Wife: What are you doing today?
Me: Nothing
Wife: But you did nothing yesterday
Me: Ya, and I'm not finished

 

[Shanghai]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1277476539076993024

 

[Shanghai]

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

[Miss Hunter]

 

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[Walk Softly]

A comparison of US Presidents:

Abraham Lincoln couldn't tell a lie.
Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth.
Donald Trump couldn't tell the difference.