Hey Let's start a joke thread. I think we could all use it......
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Since they don't have the great emoji's here no more. I'm rolling on every floor I can
see and laughing my fuckin' ass off to the Nth degree!!!!
Super funny!!! Hey isn't mail sent to the whitehouse free, like our parliament buildings
in Ottawa?!
HEH HEH, just a thought.
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I posted this joke on another thread recently that ventured into the topic of odours eminating from women's vaginas (you will understand why I did after you read the joke). But in case you missed it (a joke I heard around 1981):
A sawmill required a wood grader and put out an ad saying as much. The foreman was in the process of interviewing when he came running into the bosse's office saying "We have a problem!". What is it asks the boss. The foremen tells the boss that there is a guy who wants to apply for the job but he is blind and has no arms. The man claims he can judge the grade of lumber by smell alone. The boss says, I don't think this will be a problem, but we are equal opportuity employer, so we will have to give him an interview. The boss says I want to run this interview myself, so him and the rest of the office go along to see this guy do his stuff.
So the blind guy stands beside the conveyor belt as the boards come by. Each time a new piece of lumber came by he would lean over, smell and proclaim "maple second grade", "cedar 2nd grade", etc. He is correct every time!
The boss is getting concerned because he really does not want to hire this guy. So he tells his secretary, take off your panties and lie on the conveyer belt. This is back in the 80's you have to understand, so she goes ahead and does as he asks. So the guy lowers his nose near her pussy and stands up and the boss is happy to see the guy looks confused. The guy asks for the board to be turned over. The girl flips over onto her stomach. The guy goes down for another sniff. He then slowly stands up and a big smile appears on his face. "You guys tried to fool me!" he exclaims. "But I know what this is!"
"Its the shit house door off a tuna boat!!!".
I cannot say if he got the job but I would certainly have given it to him
JD
A sawmill required a wood grader and put out an ad saying as much. The foreman was in the process of interviewing when he came running into the bosse's office saying "We have a problem!". What is it asks the boss. The foremen tells the boss that there is a guy who wants to apply for the job but he is blind and has no arms. The man claims he can judge the grade of lumber by smell alone. The boss says, I don't think this will be a problem, but we are equal opportuity employer, so we will have to give him an interview. The boss says I want to run this interview myself, so him and the rest of the office go along to see this guy do his stuff.
So the blind guy stands beside the conveyor belt as the boards come by. Each time a new piece of lumber came by he would lean over, smell and proclaim "maple second grade", "cedar 2nd grade", etc. He is correct every time!
The boss is getting concerned because he really does not want to hire this guy. So he tells his secretary, take off your panties and lie on the conveyer belt. This is back in the 80's you have to understand, so she goes ahead and does as he asks. So the guy lowers his nose near her pussy and stands up and the boss is happy to see the guy looks confused. The guy asks for the board to be turned over. The girl flips over onto her stomach. The guy goes down for another sniff. He then slowly stands up and a big smile appears on his face. "You guys tried to fool me!" he exclaims. "But I know what this is!"
"Its the shit house door off a tuna boat!!!".
I cannot say if he got the job but I would certainly have given it to him
JD
As a child I loved the ridiculous violence that you don't see in the politically correct cartoons that are made now.Love that cartoon.......
Wile E. Coyote blown up by dynamite, falling off a cliff, taking a shotgun blast to the face, run over by a truck, getting crushed by a huge rock/anvil/one ton ACME weight - effing hilarious!
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For all you coyote, road runner cartoon lovers. Man how many saturday
mornings spent watching these. LOL!!!
Enjoy folks!! These are the best and will be classics for all time.
It was interesting to hear these cartoons in the background on a tv set during
the playing of the movie "The Shining" with Jack Nicholson.
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mornings spent watching these. LOL!!!
Enjoy folks!! These are the best and will be classics for all time.
It was interesting to hear these cartoons in the background on a tv set during
the playing of the movie "The Shining" with Jack Nicholson.
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What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? Is a matter of where the dirt bag is located.
HAHAHAHA HHAHAH HAHA HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
You couldn't have hit the perverbial nail more squarely on the head MB!!
Classic bro!!
Prayin to god come November that is the scenario put forth.
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The joke starts out with 3 racists.....
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they all eventually ended up in hell.
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they all eventually ended up in hell.
I heard that joke many years ago with Joe Clark as the Trump character and it was a hippies backpack.
A joke within a joke. Nicely done Metaxa. I forgot about that clueless moron Joe CLUCK!!! LOL!!!
And you're right that joke back then was great too.
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