British Humour
5 passengers on an otherwise empty plane with 4 parachutes. It's going to crash.
Trump says "I need one as I'm the most important, smartest person in America." and jumps.
The pope says "I need one as the world needs the catholic church" and jumps.
Boris says "I need one as the UK needs me" and jumps. Merkel says to a ten year old boy"you have the last one,
I've lived my life and yours is just starting ". The ten year old says to Merkel" there's 2 left,
the smartest person took my schoolbag".