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There’s a place near my ranch called the ghost ranch, the local natives won’t tread across it, I glasssed it several times chasing cows, further down the valley there’s a low lying area that releases methane from the ground. If any creature lays down on the ground , it never wakes up. I know...

just remind me not to use the washroom in your place, and it unexpectedly power washes my backside…. things or objects don’t Survive well when I’m surprised. Although I know a few rodeo dance halls that could use a set of those.

Yeah…..me and my buddies just bought an archery set nothing is more fun than watching a kid run away from you screaming for his life with a target arrow stuck in the back of his leg.

Too many unwiped butts sliding across those bars for myself unless of course your into that sorta thing……?

….and here all they have to say is “ Honestly your honor….I thought I saw antlers!”

Yeah I’ll take a hard pass on that! around here ….in the sticks, and in the neighborhood of the gravel crunchers, screwing with another man’s wife, is a sure way of having that unfortunate hunting accident.

I remember licking the paint off the swings in the playground, which they now claim has heavy metals in its ingredients…… that probably explains a few things.

I’m very fit, but that comes with the occupation, but I do have some incredibly large scars. some like it ..,..some recoil from it, and I’m good with that. but there’s always curiosity and questions.

I’ve had a few people mention this opportunity to me, and if they know me well enough they will also add….. that I may not have the social graces to survive to the second episode. and one individual said “ I give it a half dozen episodes, before you kick the shit outta the producer” I think it...

Yeah ,we are a friendly bunch…. nice thing about the women in my family, they have just the right amount of stupid to make them attractive.

They should have a Mod dating site…..but who would moderate the chat rooms? Obviously I would never make it through the screening process.

i Know when I don’t want it to be over, I’ll order strawberry’s and forty creek Irish cream from room service, and it always turns into a drinking game. or I’ll go get my lariat from my truck and a roping the bedpost competition will happen, if you know what I mean?

Hey man….the last time you recommended a farmers only dating site to me…..I was lined up on a blind date with my cousin. I will never forgive you for that one😀

Up in the B.C.interior…..the lake levels are rising At least that’s what I’ve observed, and the government is saying…..

“Muted “is the only way I can tolerate watching Baywatch

Man you got that right!

That would affect his time spent at his desk, making his computer screen sticky….

Never really been a rule follower, if I get caught, there are consequences, and I know that.

You do need your firearms license to purchase ammunition…i for one have no problem with the current laws when it comes to possessing a handgun, of which I have many. I also technically break the law daily ,by carrying them on my person or in a saddlebag, as they have saved my ass numerous times...

Most western wear retail outlets will have them…..but I’d have to agree with “try Amazon” holy shit they have everything, from saddle making supplies to sex toys