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I know from experience, that if you show up at church with orange stripper glitter on your face from the night before, it’s kinda frowned upon.

Or in my case…I coulda bought / put down that annoying deposit on that custom hand made saddle.

I know a young person that does exactly this……works for 3 months in summer, goes on unemployment because they just made the time threshold to collect. They then go camp with their protestor buddies, stir up some shit, get fed and wasted, then go live in some flop house till early summer. Yet...

If everyone here has had enough…..I’d like to go for a second round.

I just love when you pre-butter your buns in advance…

Elsie Dawson and Miss Hunter……. They collaborated, and kicked the shit outta me free of charge.

I’ve had an awful lot of problems solved for me sitting around a campfire with a few 80 to 85 year old cowboys…..all of them conclude their advice with the wise phrase ”…….and fuck them, and the horse they rode in on if they don’t like it”

PTSD, can be a bitch…..particularly given the fact that you’ve obviously suffered some trauma. You did the right thing and removed the trigger or threat, and looked after your well being. Dont bottle it up for later, otherwise you become something your not…..or in my case, something you'd never...

Whatever you do today……..just don’t saddle and ride a pale horse.…and resist the urge to go buy a pitchfork…..you know, please try and remember that although we had a very rocky start, we’ve gotten along as of late. If your car burst into flames, after it rained toads from the sky, we may have...

The Gas Station….

Yeah …..I Remember that one as well.

……….and people in cow camp ask me, “ why do you sleep with a Colt in your sleeping bag?”

George Carlin said thousands of things that you can live by….the man missed his calling as a Philosopher.

Hayloft, and an old abandoned trappers cabin on a lake, ….man did that old front porch creak like a old 1970’s Ford.

Well…..the authorities don’t look at you in a very positive light, when you start burning down peoples vacation homes, just to control property prices. I learned that one the hard way.

For the record……I’ve been informed I’m a horrible neighbour. That bit if info was given to me by someone who has a vacation home 3 miles from my homestead, and only visits it about once every two months. If you don’t want cow shit on your front lawn, put up a fence!

Thats also effective in teaching a cowboy few new dance moves…..as farm kids we used to practice break dancing ,by pissing on a electric fence.

When your heart slows to that resting rhythm, and you exhale that little bit of air in your lungs to set the elevation of the scope, you see that 3 inch black spot on that target At 500 yards, and the wind takes a moment to calm…… you know that trigger….and when it will fire between heartbeats...

I’m confused…..you say the servers got an upgrade ? So your saying the waitresses at the Perb office lounge got boob jobs? Fuck I’d love to be a Mod.

Yeah…..sorry about that. Ive come to the conclusion my acting career might be over……