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Some of my cows are still not home, so that’s a very long time. In this Cowboys eyes……you have moved to the Goddess category.

I’ve had that sorta thing happen in Red Deer, Kamloops, and Surrey, but this was a ways back. it was long enough ago…..2 to 1 in their favour was still a fair fight. As I age, I will walk a mile around trouble…. if I can.

Do you have a game cam hidden in my backyard?

Or you could just use a propane torch with quick sweeping motions. Just be sure to remove the batteries from the smoke detector.

That’s another thing….there’s a bit of a hay shortage. If I keep them for another few months I’m screwed.

I have 200 head to ship towards you people…….and no way to get them there. Every grocery store for 200 kilometres is empty, and today the snow is hitting hard and Ive heard there’s nothing but accidents, further clogging the few roads we have left. On a brighter note….I have a landslide on my...

If you live in a colder climate, and tend to work outside…….any male with at least a little self esteem, would never consider it.

Carhartts are considered to be Tuxedo’s in the Interior.

As long as your not wearing a creepy 70’s leisure suit , your doing fine.

I’m more of a GI Joe guy….but if there’s a Barbie handy, I will arrange them inappropriately. That may have something to do with why I need adult supervision ,at kids birthday parties.

Don’t judge me….. 😂

If you add a little lime juice to it………..it still tastes like Kens hiney

Let’s play “ The End of My World” Beef prices drop into the sewer. They stop making Allsorts candy, followed by a shortage of Scottish whiskey. Pornhub crashes, along with Netflix….Facebook takes over the internet with their stupidity. My dog runs away with my horses…..and Riza stops speaking...

Proof there’s a little cowboy in us all.

Part of the problem is, they are in a customer service field, and are getting minimum wage. I paid 600.00 for a kitchen tap at Home Depot , with a lifetime warranty…..12 years later it explodes, wrecking my hardwood cabinets and hardwood floor….piss me off. I go to get a new one, and talk to the...

The older the violin….the sweeter the music. Augustus McRae

No problem wearing gloves……I tend to work without them, and my hands are not exactly pristine, or sensitive, so I do have to be aware of the Young Lady I’m with. Having said that, I’ve also been told there is a attraction for some women , being with a more rugged or roughshod man, and the...

I see whatchya did there!…..now that was funny.

My point exactly

For the record…..I have hounds. They are very different from other dogs, as they will remain squatting and slide their asses along the grass ….to effectively wipe their behind and leave a foot long skid mark. This might also explain when I’m invited to a backyard social campfire…I’m asked if...