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You’re in luck. Don’t be fooled by the Asian Leolist ads that show pictures of slim, petite, 20 year old angels. When you get there and she opens the door, chances are that you will be greeted by a plump, 40 to 50 year old Auntie.

Reminds me of a joke about why a camel is called the “ship of the desert” . . . .

A few years ago at an AMP in Regina. I had just flipped over and she had slipped off her dress in preparation for the topless happy ending. She had a sweet, petite little body, absolutely magnificent. I was getting a boner just looking at her. :p At that moment, we heard the front door open and...

Jello wrestling.

Are you a banker? 💰

I like using an envelope because I can make sure in advance that the correct amount is in it. I'm a bit of a klutz and have been known to miscount or have bills stick together if I am retrieving the money from my wallet.

A bag of loonies and toonies.

Maybe they had the munchies. There is a Chicken Delight next door.

A prepper is just stockpiling food and supplies for someone that has better weapons than them.

Was it a standard patrol car or an unmarked unit? Maybe they were responding to a customer being an asshole.

If a major catastrophe occurs (nuclear war, asteroid impact, super volcano, etc) and civilization breaks down, I think the humans most likely to survive are those primative “savages“ still living subsistence lifestyles in the jungles of the Amazon, Congo, and Papua-New Guinea.

I only use the left hand. The right hand is for operating the computer mouse.

$$$$$.25 if you use top secret pooner code, or 5 browns, 1 green, and 1 blue.

I like Halloween because it gives women an excuse to wear sexy costumes at the bar.

Using my sleuthing skills and powers of deduction (along with Google Search and Google Maps), I have determined that this secret location is a massage place with "dream" in it's name, located on Stadacona Street.

If you admit to giving anything in exchange for sex (cash, drugs, roses, chicken nuggets), you have committed an offence under the current prostitution laws. So saying that you gave an SP "300 roses" will not save your ass in a court of law. No one would believe that anyways. You would need a...

My biggest pet peeve is when they use the top secret pooner code for how much they paid. For crying out loud, just write $300, or $350. Not $$$, or $$$.5.

I concur. I will never wear tighty whiteys. It’s too easy to see the skid marks and pee stains.