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Not so stealthy I guess . . .

Borat: How dare you make hand party over Pamela!

Well said, comrade.

Close but no cigar. The Mexican Air Force has never flown Mig-17 fighter jets. However, they do have several Russian made Mil Mi-17 utility helicopters.

And I thought multi-tasking was a good thing.

If your “side chick” is also in a relationship with someone else, that makes you a “side dick”. :geek:

Check out this thread: https://perb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-art-of-approaching-women.397362/ Also, there are lots of instructional YouTube videos on how to be an awesome PUA. Guaranteed that you will be drowning in pussy. (y)

No thanks. I don’t want to see myself naked.

This gets me every time:

Maybe the poor kitty got a whiff of your dung encrusted cowboy boots . . . 😝

I have been told that there is a lot of empty space inside my head. o_O

A bald, hairy Tom Cruise dancing in Tropic Thunder:

I saw Bunny this weekend for a 45 minute massage ($180). Advertises as "Bunny & Friends" in the massage section of Leolist. They are located on Corydon Ave a couple of blocks west of Confusion Corner. She is friendly, talkative, and has an attractive face. The massage was really good, not RMT...

Size doesn't matter.

Will God be angry with me because I am a member of an escort review board and I pay for sex? :unsure:

A “shallow” vagina is generally considered to be less than 3 inches deep. I don’t think I would be satisfied if I could only get half of my dick inside a woman. Just sayin. 😐

The cops finally figured out the $$$ code. The new XXX code will keep them guessing for a while. :unsure:

Thread locking in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . .

Nuru gel is edible (but tasteless), so getting it in your mouth is not a problem, compared to massage oils. It does take a few extra minutes to rinse off in the shower. Ever watch those prank videos where someone secretly squirts shampoo on a person trying to rinse their hair and the suds...