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Dog balls, big hairy dog balls . . . Not a swear word or phrase, but it is something I say when I’m annoyed or frustrated.

I don’t believe half of the humble brags in this thread. :unsure:

I would say it is between small and average in size, a bit on the flatter side. But most Asian women aren’t known for having round bootys.

I saw Lisa tonight for 1 hour. $280 total - $240 + $40 for CIM (no swallow, she’s a spitter). I agree with all of the numerous positive comments in this thread. She also gives a fairly decent massage. The only negative thing was the temperature in the apartment. It almost felt like a sauna...

A bit off-topic, but this is one of the funniest headlines that I had ever seen: https://www.foxnews.com/us/off-duty-cop-bit-mans-testicles-during-fight-outside-bar-police

Canada should go full Starship Troopers.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8r8j1l6j0go Pandemic 2.0 ? Experts say the risk is low. Let’s hope they are right. Lockdowns, social distancing, vaccine mandates, mandatory face masks, travel bans . . . I just can’t do that again. :mad:

As PT Barnum said - “There’s a sucker born every minute“. They will never stop as long as they are making money.

I’ve said it before. A prepper is just stockpiling food and supplies for someone with better weapons than them.

This is an actual product you can buy - a bicycle seat with built-in vibrator. Makes a great Valentines Day gift.

Don't worry, he won't use the really big H-bombs. Just a few teeny-weeny tactical nukes. With luck, the effects will not be felt outside of Iran's borders. ;)

Assless chaps?

I walked in 45 minutes before closing time. Taking into account my shower time before and after the massage, the actual time on the table was about 30 minutes. Maybe she was only charging me the half hour rate? Also, I’m an old geezer and I dress low-class. Maybe they didn’t bother to try to...

NASA is at it again, faking another moon mission. There not foolin’ me - it’s all movie sets and AI generated content. And a manned moon base? Give me a break. Dagnabbit, wheres my tinfoil hat?

Yes, the $130 included the room fee. In my past experience visiting AMPs, the most common procedure is to pay the room fee (usually $80/hour) at the front desk. Once inside the massage room, you negotiate and pay the girl separately for the “extras” that you want. In my case, I was taken...

Last weekend, I went to Canna Massage for the first time. I went in the front door and was greeted by a petite Asian woman with dyed blonde hair. I asked for a 45 minute massage. She told me LaLa was available and took me to a massage room. In the massage room LaLa told me it was $180 for full...

How about a third option - CIA (Cum in Ass). :D

In hindsight, I guess I’m lucky that she ghosted me.

Wow. I tried to see her tonight and the exact same thing happened to me. Earlier in the evening we had agreed on 10 pm, and she texted “hsc” when I asked for the general area. Texting with her is a bit odd. She replies with one word answers, no conversation at all. At 9:50pm I texted her...