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LOL I just noticed a lucky guy watching her at the top left corner.

At least this time they are being honest. Usually when the Yanks go to war, they loudly proclaim “We are fighting for Freedom and Democracy !!!” Now it’s “Meh, we just want their oil”. 🙃

My prediction for 2026 - this year we make contact:

Simpers gotta simp.

Nothing beats the thrill of back alley sex.

I have a disturbing fantasy of having my balls shaved by a woman with a straight razor. It’s frightening and erotic at the same time.

Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” in Old Norse:

Yes! I always keep these handy in my car.

There was a TV series called “Locked Up Abroad” that I watched a few years ago. It featured true stories about people caught up in these situations.

Consciousness resides in your head. It’s just neural activity in your brain.

I think this is an excellent review. It contains a lot of details and info that are important to many guys when they are deciding if they want to see a particular woman. It sure beats the useless reviews that say “I won’t go into details but I had a great time. Treat her well, guys!” Or the...

D) Hide behind some bushes and wank like the pervert that I am. :p

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Minus 15 with the wind chill. 🥶 (if you’re in Winnipeg)

It’s Dolores !

I once met a guy whose last name was Crapp. I would be angry and bitter if I was born with a last name like that, but he was a happy, friendly fellow.

As a last resort, just shit your pants and claim that you are having tummy troubles. Sure, it’s embarrassing, but anything is better than having your partner’s suspicions aroused by an unfamiliar scent. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Maybe he has a urine bag and catheter strapped to his leg. It‘s better than wearing an adult diaper, I suppose.