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Since I've known her she hasn't seen more than 3 in a day (24hr period) and everyone sends me these glowing reviews after. I'm still transitioning the takeover since I discovered I live in the bible belt. I thought my becoming ordained as a FSM minister would help. Alas arg matey...no... So...

This and Melody's advice to see a doctor. Plus, the main concern is blood. But then ask, where is the blood? Women sometimes bleed from their vagina, so viral loads will vary according to where she is her cycle, if she has a virus. Also, don't forget about gingivitis. Bleeding gums means blood...

Playing pool is a wonderful analogy for how the world operates in terms of variables. Well, usually in terms of scientific research variables but what is life if not a series of experiments which help one determine truths about reality and how best to operate within these truths? Anyways, as...

Women who like sex are so demonized. It is such bullshit when you think of all the reasons people should be demonized. Being a total shit and bragging about it is reason to be demonized. Hurting animals is reason to be demonized, being mean to kids, kicking homeless people,... But not for...

!!!HOUSEWARMING PARTY TONIGHT!!! College kid whose parents have paid for their education: "I thought I'd get all C's this semester and party my face off and then just make up for it rest of the time. Or not." The rest of us,"No, I cant go to the frat/sorority party because I have to work a...

The price of something is whatever a person is willing to pay. Plus, the learning curve in this game is steep. If you don't charge enough, some may see you as less valuable and this will be reflected in their attitude. It's like a friend I had that sold services at a free wedding show vs. a...

I've had a long talk with the huge breasted Abby. :D She's a tomboy at heart, not unlike myself, and promises from now on to do the Barbie Doll heels/hair and lacy racy underwear. She is willing to make this sacrifice for you, the client.

Another great thing is that Star gives me all of her old clothes...and they're better than a lot of my new clothes. Plus, I can brag how I can fit into a 20something's Corona bikini. Planning another "pain with kettlebells" workout today...since I've just come out of pain from the last one...

It was a haiku! That I'm Japanese sometimes I like to pretend Seriously though, the world needs more pillowing.

This is the thing. If one chooses to remain totally anonymous in regards to their SP activities, one is subjected to the risk of the threat of exposure. The concept of MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) springs to mind. I can out you, you can out me, we can all out each other, so why even go...

The back room is yours my friend. :D You are beautiful and brilliant and one-of-a-kind! One of us!

Slowly we are coming together across the western provinces...SPs of every body type and description with one thing in common; a desire to join forces and use our sexual powers for the good of humankind. Possibly not so dramatic, but there is a place in this world for women who want to do this...

I'm working through the hiccups my friend. I would highly recommend Gia and Rebecca, who are new ladies. Gia is younger than Star, but has an old soul. Plus a great body and is super pretty. Rebecca is late 20's model with pillowy lips, amazing teeth, long legs and great bum. Knickers is always...

How about because I want to know? It lets me analyze your character, and plus, who doesn't like that whole, "you look/act (or don't) look/act exactly how I thought you would " paradigm shift? Why spoil a person's fun?

I just wanted to declare my love for Knickers in front of the entire Perb world!! You are a truly good human being dear lady :)

I'm really fucking weird though. I take pride in my ability to be completely oblivious to what others think of me. If you're a decent looking woman and want to have sex you can put on yoga pants and hang out in the supermarket and pick up a guy no doubt. Why go through the effort of getting all...

I'd say "I would, but it would take too long to rip the knickers off such a giant cunt." That's me though :D

This is why it's easier to bump into people, I'm not saying stalking...but if you see her with a coffee cup just go to that coffee place just casually say, "Hey, it appears we both enjoy coffee. Perhaps we share other mutual interests. Let's sit and discuss this, shall we?" Then look her up and...

I bet they weren't the painfully shy gay guys, just saying. In my experience.

I have had people claim I was coming on to them for all sorts of reasons, too. Once because I told bodily function jokes during a stand-up routine. This guy I had known for years thought my humor was an invitation to grab my ass after I came off stage so I kicked him in the crotch. I felt it was...