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That's not how you spell 'moron'.

Can't speak to Class Choice or Seduction Unlimited as they closed just as I was getting back into this hobby. However, SweetVIPs certainly had some gorgeous and exquisite women working there -- Siren (now at IF); Ravi/Frankie (Vogue, now Indy); Mischa (Indy); all top of the line in looks and...

On statues and vases. It is a representation of status and that indicates comportment and civilized behaviour. The Romans had the same form of representation in their art. At no time did it mean that having a small dick in reality meant you were civilized, or cultured. In representation it...

I concur -- Vienna was one of my faves when she was at VC and she's hot, she's good and she tastes divine. Never had a bad session with her and I think she is only going to get better over time. She's a classic beauty, with a wonderful body, and such a great attitude. If some guy wants to...

If that's all it took to improve tongue-based performance, all the ladies would be taking their men to get their tongue studded.

Lincoln for all he did and for his great speeches. Obama for being cool. Clinton for proving all we do as men is for that opportunity to get a blowjob from an intern.

Years ago I went to a specialist because my armpits would reek. Shower 3x a day, baby power, baking soda, deodorant, antiperspirant, you name it, nothing worked. So doctor gives me a list of progressive levels of treatment and costs (all the way up to zapping the sweat glands in my armpits)...

I'm just there for a blowjob. If she's talking, she's doing it wrong.

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I'm definitely not rich. However, I've also never been married so no divorce costs. A friend is going through his second in five years and is losing half his shit again. How many SP's could he have seen over the past five years compared to what he is now paying this ex to go away? Or the...

Recently saw an SP who had 'dreadlocks' (I think that's what they were), and the only thing I didn't like about them was that I love the feel of running my fingers through a woman's hair. The statement that 'more than a handful is a waste' does not apply to a woman's hair (at least when it's...

This is where naked jello wrestling would solve everyone's problems!

I thought that many little brothers were simply named 'Dick'.

I find that too many reviews fall into either the "I got scammed on Leolist!" or "She's a goddess, treat her right fellas!" kind of bullshit. What happens when an SP has an off night? Or you remind her of her brother, dad, stepdad, stepmom, neighbour, or dog? Are you going to have the same...

now that's a sandwich I could eat!

I often wear vinyl gloves when I cook -- wash them first with soap and water and then prep ingredients for cooking. During the actual cooking I'll take the gloves off.

I was bringing in the garbage cans today and then washed my hands three times afterwards. I was really grossed out thinking about what other stuff the garbage collectors might have touched before they touched my garbage cans. A couple days ago I had a session with an SP and went hog wild with...

I can only write about my experience in the early 2000's and now 20 years later! Do I think it was better then than now? Define 'better'. As noted: it was all 1/2 and 1/2 and the moment you came you were tossed out the door. Sometimes prices were reasonable, sometimes they were insane and...

There is one SP I've booked who enjoys a good bottle of wine as much as I do. I book extra time just so we can enjoy the wine before we enjoy each other. It would be fun to do a wine tasting with some extra 'tastings' with her some time. I'm also big on cuddling. It's a really healthy part...

I was at the beach recently. Someone's doggie brought me a stick and wanted to play fetch. Walked up and down the beach throwing a stick for nearly an hour. That's the highlight of the past three years being single. Some random puppy thought I was fun.