Recent content by Pasquale

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair. She loved to race around the ward getting up to top speed in the long corridors and take the corners on one wheel. Since the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the male residents tolerated her, and some even joined in. One time, Ethel...

Two guys are sitting side by side on a curb. One is sober, the other drunk. The sober guy has his forefinger deeply inserted in the drunk's asshole. Policeman comes along, stops and asks them what they think they're doing. Sober guy says "My buddy's drunk and I'm gonna make him puke."...

Sweet angelic six year old Nancy was on her hands and knees in the garden filling in a large hole when her next-door neighbour peeked over the fence. "What are you up to there, Nancy?" he asked. "My pet goldfish died and I just buried him" she replied tearfuilly without looking up. "Gee...

"The Secret Supper" - Javier Sierra

There once was a Bishop of Goring Who bored a small hole in the flooring Into which he would stick His Episcopal dick And declare it much cheaper than whoring

Fact or fiction. I would guess the latter. If nothing else it's good for a laugh.(Unless, of course, it's true, in which case it's just plain scary.) A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a box of 24 rare and very expensisve cigars, insured them against ... fire. Within a month...

Obviously the ugly motor-mouth on the right is the female. Personally, my favorite bird is the Heavy-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

LAIYA my love Maligayang Kaarawan! Best wishes from Pitumpu't Siyam

Australian Joke A cobber and his sheila are drinkin' beer in a pub. After quite a few beers, the guy challenges her to a fight. She refuses sayin' it's her time of the month. He: Whadaya mean "Time of the month?" She: I'm havin' me period. He: Whadaya mean havin' yer period? She: I 'm...

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive array of calluses on his feet. Because he ate very little, he was quite frail, and his odd diet caused him to have very bad breath. He was--wait for it--A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Any woman can learn to ride a horse. It takes an aristocrat to look like one.