Australian joke of the year!!

[Randy Whorewald]

Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find
that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you

 

[Pasquale]

Australian Joke

A cobber and his sheila are drinkin' beer in a pub. After quite a few beers, the guy challenges her to a fight. She refuses sayin' it's her time of the month.
He: Whadaya mean "Time of the month?"
She: I'm havin' me period.
He: Whadaya mean havin' yer period?
She: I 'm bleedin' down there. And she opens her jeans to show him.
He: Good Jesus! No wonder yer bleedin'--they've gone and cut yer cock off!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Pasquale - hilarious, LMAO.