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your well come RW I did not want you to remain in the dark on that one ... I will try to clairify some of those other nagging questions for you also... let me see where should I start
You just may not be able to stop me ..bad spelling and all:)
 

lenny

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Xmas gift suggestion for your GF/wife:

How about a pair of slippers and a dildo? If she dosen't like the slippers she can go fuck herself.
 

lenny

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what are you getting your wife or girlfriend for christmas?

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One-way ticket back to Colombia......

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my GF's roomate agreed to a 3some. I guess I better upgrade her gift.
 

lenny

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We can put a man on the moon but we can't de-fart a lentil.

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I was going to say the same thing. Your insides need cleaned up. You need your ass pumped out.
 

lenny

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"Now many of you will think that if I am not interested in sex then why the hell I like to go for girls and that too of 9 or 10 standard well if the girl is extra ordinary beautiful then definitely I will do sex with rubber on plus there is a charm in every woman in her naked body and woman with clothes on is different from when clothes off.
 

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BANGKOK, Thailand (AP) -- Thai police officers who break rules will be forced to wear hot pink armbands featuring "Hello Kitty," the Japanese icon of cute, as a mark of shame, a senior officer said Monday. Hello Kitty is not something "macho police officers want covering their biceps," a Thai police chief says. Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late -- among other misdemeanors -- will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day, said Police Col. Pongpat Chayaphan. The officers won't wear the armband in public.

The striking armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts. "Simple warnings no longer work. This new twist is expected to make them feel guilt and shame and prevent them from repeating the offense, no matter how minor," said Pongpat, acting chief of the Crime Suppression Division in Bangkok. "(Hello) Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It's not something macho police officers want covering their biceps," Pongpat said.

He said police caught breaking the law will be subject the same fines and penalties as any other members of the public. "We want to make sure that we do not condone small offenses," Pongpat said, adding that the CSD believed that getting tough on petty misdemeanors would lead to fewer cases of more serious offenses including abuse of power and mistreatment of the public by police officers. Hello Kitty, invented by Sanrio Co. in 1974, has been popular for years with children and young women.
 

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Two guys are sitting side by side on a curb. One is sober, the other drunk. The sober guy has his forefinger deeply inserted in the drunk's asshole.

Policeman comes along, stops and asks them what they think they're doing. Sober guy says "My buddy's drunk and I'm gonna make him puke." Policeman says "Sticking your finger up his ass ain't gonna make him puke. Sober guy says "It will when I take it out and put it in his mouth."
 

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Ryan Reynolds on the law and morality in Waiting

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But that's probably someone's fantasy!

You can’t let the guy enter married life in fear. If he does, a year from now he’ll be wearing an apron and watching ice skating on TV.
He's naked underneath that apron right?
 

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Pearl Harbour sucked and I miss you.

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Spiders on Drugs

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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair. She loved to race around the ward getting up to top speed in the long corridors and take the corners on one wheel.

Since the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the male residents tolerated her, and some even joined in.

One time, Ethel was travelling at top speed along one of the corridors when a door opened and Addled Albert came out, arm outstretched and said "Stop.
Do you have a license for that thing?" Ethel rummaged in her handbag and produced a Kit Kat wrapper which she handed over. Albert scanned it and said "Very good. Proceed."

Ethel continued down the corridor and just as she took the corner by the TV lounge on one wheel Kooky Clarence appeared, and asked "Do you have proof of insurance?" Ethel went back into her handbag and handed up a drink coaster. "Very good, on your way." Ethel was speeding down the last corridor before the entrance when Weird Willie jumped out, stark naked and with a sizable erection.

"Oh good grief" said Ethel. "Not the breathalyzer test again?"
 

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Hahahahahahahah!!! That was funny!
 
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