Can you tell the sex of these birds?

[Randy Whorewald]

I'm having trouble with telling which one is male or which is the female. Help me guys.

 

[gravitas]

LMAO.....I quite like that!

 

[necko]

u don't know than u never been married

 

[ezsmile]

judging from the plumage those are both males.
but one is a metrosexual bird

 

[LonelyGhost]

Can you tell the sex of these birds?

I'm having trouble.

dude, if you think these two birds are having sex, then you ARE in BIG trouble!

 

[hitrack]

maybe one's a tranni

 

[bartendr]

And which one is indifferent?

 

[Pasquale]

I'm having trouble with telling which one is male or which is the female. Help me guys.

Obviously the ugly motor-mouth on the right is the female. Personally, my favorite bird is the Heavy-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

 

[LonelyGhost]

Obviously the ugly motor-mouth on the right is the female. Personally, my favorite bird is the Heavy-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

you haven't been out on a friday night in a long time, have you? the one on the right is your typical 'tiny-dick-ego-compensator' who's managed to gulp a few too many and is now verbally assaulting some chick with great lines like:

"awww ... c'mon-you know you want to!"
"i haven't had that many! just enough to make you look sexy!"
"I'll be fast!"
'puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"