My large paychecks and the unusual friendliness of female bank tellers

[visioneast]

Not that bank tellers are usually unfriendly but I notice everytime I bring my US dollars paychecks to Royal Bank to deposit them, the bank tellers (the female ones) would be extra friendly to me. Regardless their ages, ethnicity, the girls would smile, chitchat, ask me personal questions and try to flirt with me, even the married ones with rings on their fingers. Do some of you gentlemen experience this sometimes?

Let me tell you just a few of my encounters.

Today, I went to my local branch to deposit my paycheck, a female teller asked me what I do for a living, smiled the whole time, told me about her Christmas, asked me about my holiday and flirted with me.

Last month, a blonde teller complimented on my good handwriting, flirted with me and gave me her business card.

Last Valentine's Day, a female teller asked me if I had any plan for that day, I told her no plan, then she said she didn't have any plan, either and then gave me this sweet, innocent look and her voice sounded like she was hoping someone would ask her out... Well, I was a wuss because I didn't ask her out at the end...

I am not rich or anything but I do make above average income and receive a large paycheck in US dollars every two weeks. Maybe if I make more then perhaps the girls will jump over the counters.

 

[CBR JOCKEY]

funny that never happens to me....

Ugly people try harder.....

 

[SexyBoy]

It is true

It almost feels like you can have sex with the married woman.

 

[O-Shoes]

??

What is your point here?? That girls flirt with you because your money?

Besides, why not deposit your cheques in a bank machine?

I find this thread odd... The only time I see a teller is if I am changing in all my coins I have collected in a jar over the last couple of years because it is overflowing. Or... to get some US dollars..

 

[GoodKat]

They don't treat me like that when I cash my Grandmas birthday checks.

 

[neon]

What is your point here?? That girls flirt with you because your money?

Besides, why not deposit your cheques in a bank machine?

I find this thread odd... The only time I see a teller is if I am changing in all my coins I have collected in a jar over the last couple of years because it is overflowing. Or... to get some US dollars..

Ditto!

 

[visioneast]

Ugly people try harder.....

Like my income, my look is above average as well, so my mother tells me.

It is true

It almost feels like you can have sex with the married woman.

Only loose married women though.

What is your point here?? That girls flirt with you because your money?

Besides, why not deposit your cheques in a bank machine?

I find this thread odd... The only time I see a teller is if I am changing in all my coins I have collected in a jar over the last couple of years because it is overflowing. Or... to get some US dollars..

Hi, all my paychecks are in US dollars so I must use a teller because one time I used the machine to deposit my US dollars cheque, it did not convert.

I guess my point is that money is power, so make more money.

So what are you doing tonight..big boy?????

I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight.

They don't treat me like that when I cash my Grandmas birthday checks.

Hahahahaha!!! That is funny!

 

[MissingOne]

Not that bank tellers are not usually friendly but I notice everytime I bring my US dollars paychecks to Royal Bank to deposit them, the bank tellers (the female ones) would become extra friendly to me.

Must be your looks. I frequently have fairly substantial US dollar cheques from clients, and I get no more than usual routine chit-chat from tellers.

 

[MissingOne]

Besides, why not deposit your cheques in a bank machine?

Well, visioneast has his own reasons, but I too always take my larger cheques to a teller. Sometimes my entire revenue for a month may be on one cheque. I want to see it entered in my account and I want a receipt issued and stamped by a person. I only use banking machines for walking-around money.

 

[the_shogun]

wow that's funny, cuz i get the same reaction when i bring in my unusually small pay cheques..........maybe it's all part of their job to be friendly.

 

[MissingOne]

Hi, all my paychecks are in US dollars so I must use a teller because one time I used the machine to deposit my US dollars cheque, it did not convert.

I have a US dollar account in my Canadian bank, but even so I can't deposit US funds in a banking machine. It's always necessary to go to a teller.

 

[visioneast]

lol
I get tellers flirting with me because im cute!!!!!!!!!
And I smile lots when talking to them
And I have a friendly personality.........
And a big bulge in my pants......

Hey, good for you.

Must be your looks. I frequently have fairly substantial US dollar cheques from clients, and I get no more than usual routine chit-chat from tellers.

Thanks, bro. I'd like to think it's my look, too. I do get tellers flirting when I do other types of banking as well, but I just can't help but notice that the female tellers would be even more flirty than usual when they see the numbers on my cheques and the balance on my account.

Just wish they had paid us in gold, in silver and even in Brazil real over the last three years instead of US$ (Gisele Bundchen, anyone???)

Yes... the damn exchange rate.

Well, visioneast has his own reasons, but I too always take my larger cheques to a teller. Sometimes my entire revenue for a month may be on one cheque. I want to see it entered in my account and I want a receipt issued and stamped by a person. I only use banking machines for walking-around money.

That's correct. I believe it is much safer to see my larger cheques entered in my account and receipt issued and stamped by a real human teller. Also, the bank told me I am supposed to use a real teller when the cheques need to be coverted into Canadians.

wow that's funny, cuz i get the same reaction when i bring in my unusually small pay cheques..........maybe it's all part of their job to be friendly.

You must be good looking, too.
Well, what I am saying is, I am very good at observing behaviours and facial expressions and I notice that female tellers tend to be even friendlier when you deposit a large cheque.

I have a US dollar account in my Canadian bank, but even so I can't deposit US funds in a banking machine. It's always necessary to go to a teller.

I know. The bank also told me I must not use a bank machine to deposit US dollars fund even if I had a US dollar account.

 

[Bartdude]

This has to be the stupidest thread on here in a while.

 

[humanfly009]

what color is your bank card? black, gold, or blue?.... the color determines your socio-economic status at the Royal Bank

 

[visioneast]

what color is your bank card? black, gold, or blue?.... the color determines your socio-economic status at the Royal Bank

Mine is VIP gold.

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

Most bank tellers arent that attractive for christ sake

 

[visioneast]

Most bank tellers arent that attractive for christ sake

A few are.
But I am a wuss.

 

[LittleAsianGuy]

lol i advoid seeing banktellers cause they'd laugh at my paycheques They might think gee how does this guy survive making so little

 

[SexyBoy]

There are a lot of hot bank tellers....

The one married woman that hit on me had a huge ass diamond ring and fake breasts. Looked like a Barbie doll.

In my case my name was on the account it wasn't my money but millions was in the account.

When they would look up my account their reaction would drastically change.

This would happen by all of the female staff all of the time. Only after they saw the account or large sums of money etc. maybe if they found out what company I worked for.

 

[Krustee]

Like my income, my look is above average as well, so my mother tells me.

I can't believe you actually wrote that on a adult board?

Only loose married women though.

Mom tell you that too?

I guess my point is that money is power, so make more money.

Yes, organ donation is a lucrative business.

Hey, are'nt you pretty much out of organs to donate by now?