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My large paychecks and the unusual friendliness of female bank tellers

SexyBoy

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Know nothing about banks except reading about their subprime exposure on the tabloids by the supermarket checkouts, sandwiched between alien abduction stories and Britney's shape shifting photos. .

Wondering why bother with tellers when someone is loaded. The manager from Toronto will want to talk to you. And then if it is really really loaded the tax people will be interested in talking to you also..
Who wants to make an appointment for a simple task?

There are ways around income tax especially for companies and even more so in the United States.

It all comes down to capital gains. You don't need to hide anything everything is legit and legal
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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Oh my god this is so true, 100s of women too have had sex with me for MY money. Wow and I thought I was the only guy who had experienced this.

This is a forum dedicated to women who have sex with men for their money...
 

SexyBoy

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The bank knows their major customers so no appointment required! one walks in the bank and the bank guy will greet you in his office in no time..Tellers are for folks like myself ... .

Isn't there regulation in place for banks to report large transactions covering large sum deposits, especially after 911. You may want to look it up in the Federal Register...
The best part is you get to do what you want to do. That blonde was actually someone higher then a bank teller. It doesn't matter to me.

Sometimes amounts just in the thousands are tracked.

All I was doing was changing one of the branches that we use. There was a new branch that had just opened and it was closer to our buisness. Normally I would have to fill out some paperwork etc. She did it all for me. I was just looking right at her breasts and made it obvious. No problem there either.

The other tellers would also flirt etc.

I was wearing a nice suit etc. However not until they know who they think you are do they change like that and drastically.

I do have a question though.

What do those ladies think? Do they think I am going to give them $$$$$$$$$ or something? It felt like they would have slept with me that day.
 

arianna_royale

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What is your point here?? That girls flirt with you because your money?

Besides, why not deposit your cheques in a bank machine?

I find this thread odd... The only time I see a teller is if I am changing in all my coins I have collected in a jar over the last couple of years because it is overflowing. Or... to get some US dollars..
is someone jealous??..awe ill flirt with ya:rolleyes: :D
 
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I'm so glad visoneast brought up this thread because it reminds me a very strange incident happened to me at the bank long time ago.
So I went to bank, not making a deposit but asking for a loan. I had no job, lousy credit, basically dead broke. But the slutty personal banker lady found me so hot that we fucked for an hour in her office. Exactly like how it happens in the porn.
 

visioneast

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The point of his thread is his physical attraction goes thru the roof when he cashes his big-ass cheques.

Yes most bank tellers are friendly to me as well. But I bet I'd get a better reception if I cashed in a cheque 50K or over.

His point is money is POWER.
Thanks, bud, that's exactly my point. I guess it's true that most women do find that men with money to be more attractive.

A friend of mine whose young wife just left him recently for her boss who owns a mid-size company. My friend is in his late 40's and his wife is only 23. They have an two-year old daughter together. My friend is one of those rednecks who likes to brag about how well-endowed he is than most men with power, money and status. I know him very well. He drives a delivery truck and is very in debt. It is ironic that his wife has left him for some other man who's with power, money and status. :(

Who said this was a dumb thread? This thread is hilarious either that or I've had one too many drinkie poo's, but I don't think so. Anyway if you want some really flirting action with your paycheck, just bring it to your fav SP and she'll cash it for you, no problem, we do come with a built-in debit and credit card strip .... hehehehe Front or back it's your choice lol
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! :D

I'm so glad visoneast brought up this thread because it reminds me a very strange incident happened to me at the bank long time ago.
So I went to bank, not making a deposit but asking for a loan. I had no job, lousy credit, basically dead broke. But the slutty personal banker lady found me so hot that we fucked for an hour in her office. Exactly like how it happens in the porn.
Why don't I have that kind of luck? :confused:

I hate you. :(
 

visioneast

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lol i advoid seeing banktellers cause they'd laugh at my paycheques;) They might think gee how does this guy survive making so little:(
No way, bro! :D
If it were true, how would you be able to date different girl each month. ;)

There are a lot of hot bank tellers....

The one married woman that hit on me had a huge ass diamond ring and fake breasts. Looked like a Barbie doll.

In my case my name was on the account it wasn't my money but millions was in the account.

When they would look up my account their reaction would drastically change.

This would happen by all of the female staff all of the time. Only after they saw the account or large sums of money etc. maybe if they found out what company I worked for.
Barbie doll, eh? Now, where is that branch? :D

All I was doing was changing one of the branches that we use. There was a new branch that had just opened and it was closer to our buisness. Normally I would have to fill out some paperwork etc. She did it all for me. I was just looking right at her breasts and made it obvious. No problem there either.

The other tellers would also flirt etc.

I was wearing a nice suit etc. However not until they know who they think you are do they change like that and drastically.

I do have a question though.

What do those ladies think? Do they think I am going to give them $$$$$$$$$ or something? It felt like they would have slept with me that day.
I stare at breasts, too. :D
 

aznboi9

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Who said this was a dumb thread? This thread is hilarious either that or I've had one too many drinkie poo's, but I don't think so.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was LMAO at the responses.

Anyways, I can relate to visioneast, as I've experienced the same thing.



Except it's only the male tellers that flirt with me. :(
 

visioneast

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I was thinking the exact same thing. I was LMAO at the responses.

Anyways, I can relate to visioneast, as I've experienced the same thing.



Except it's only the male tellers that flirt with me. :(
You are joking, right?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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I'm so glad visoneast brought up this thread because it reminds me a very strange incident happened to me at the bank long time ago.
So I went to bank, not making a deposit but asking for a loan. I had no job, lousy credit, basically dead broke. But the slutty personal banker lady found me so hot that we fucked for an hour in her office. Exactly like how it happens in the porn.
So did you get the loan?
 
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I believe you, my cousin.

Years and years and years and many weekends ago, I was in a Value Village looking for a really cheap polyester suit to wear to impress a hot date and so I went to the fitting rooms to try on my prized Dacron polyester treasure when I literally stumbled upon an attractive woman trying on some pants in the middle of the aisle because her aisle was deserted. I said hi and she didn't appear too bashful. She returned my greeting and I told her that Value village was the ONLY place where I like to buy my clothes, shoes, underwear, socks, mattresses, groceries, baby clothes, jewelry, life insurance, RRSPs, TVs, and other life essentials and that I still lived in my parents' basement at age 39 and that I had a semi on-and-off part-time job which paid minimum wage. I then asked her if she would be interested if I were to come over to her place so we could have a good time.

Well, can you believe she didn't accept my offer? I really don't understand it--I thought I looked HOT in that Dacron polyester suit. That's what my mom said when I brought my treasure home as she helped me dress for my date later that night.

Hmmph, go figure!!

(Damn, but I love Value Village--so may prized treasures just waiting for a warm loving home to start a new life. Value Village--you should go!! Or is that Winners's slogan . . . ? Mom, can you help me with this one, please?)
Man, that's a great story!!! OMG that's so cool!!! Your the man!!!
Again, just to show its never the money. :D

I wonder if anyone else has similar encounters and willing to share???
 

visioneast

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Visioneast,

What would have been the reaction if the tellers were male?
Hi, if the tellers were male, they would often try to promote visa cards, Guaranteed Investment Certificates or chequing/saving accounts with better rates and etc. Their reason is usually that "With this kind of balance sitting in your chequing account, you won't be making any money, would you like to invest in..." or "I see your visa cards does not earn you any point, would you like to upgrade it to..." and etc. :)
 

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LOL! What bank is this? The bank of Monopoly? Your moms piggy bank? Please tell me beacuse a REAL bank would never say that.
Damn! That explains it! I've been dealing with a fake bank for the last ten years!

Thanks for the insight there Cummin.
 

visioneast

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Who the hell is he promoting to? The other pooners and hobbyists? The SPs who advertise here?

Visioneast is not bragging. He is stating specifically how he is treated after despositing a LARGE amount of money in the bank. Women are shamelessy throwing themselves at him because they see a potential walking bank account.

If it was you or me or anyone else depositing a big chunk of change wearing a fancy suit any broad automatically changes her attitude.

I don't understand why this thread offends anyone. It's a good topic showing how materialistic women in our society are. Yeah it's obvious but who cares?
Thanks, bro.

I never go around and tell girls how much I make. Heck, I don't even tell my own mother how much I make. Only female tellers at the bank get to find out how much I make. In order to the transactions to be conducted, they have to have access to the amount of my paychecks and they get to see my account balance. I am just merely stating the reactions I have observed from many female bank staff over the years. :)
 
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I hate dealing with tellers usually they are so slow. Have a USD bank account and you can use a bank card to do deposits. Unless i lose my bank card im usually advoiding those tellers.
 

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Tell them this...

Tell them you are an international male escort...you suck and fuck rich gay old CEO's for $1000 per hr or $8000 for overnight stays.

That should shut them up pretty fast!
 

visioneast

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I hate dealing with tellers usually they are so slow. Have a USD bank account and you can use a bank card to do deposits. Unless i lose my bank card im usually advoiding those tellers.
Hey bro, which bank do you use? Their machines don't allow access to USD accounts, except for some of those downtown ones.

For some reasons, the CIBC branch in Langley on 64th has an unusual high concentration of hot chicks working there. ;)
The BMO on Austin and Nelson in Coquitlam, too. :D

This is one of the most funniest threads I've read on here in a long time, thanks for the entertainment boys! lol
:D
 
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