Frozen pizzas from grocery store: are any worth buying?

[RedDragon64]

I don't know about frozen pizzas but I've found the $12 pepperoni pizzas at Costco tasted good and were a great value for money.

I suppose you could freeze one and reheat it.

 

[Oldfart]

I'd be happy to contribute to a GoFundMe account for Oldfart.

Is there such a thing as a GoFuckMe account for pooning?

 

[westwoody]

7-11 has pizza? Gross!

Yes it is.
Tied with Little Caesar for worst pizza ever.

 

[robi]

...
Unless it has pineapple. Fuck that shit.

Classic

 

[robi]

Agree about frozen pizzas being pretty bad, doesn't seem to matter much if it's $2 or $10 pizza.

A couple of ideas seem to be to try turning your oven as high as it will go and reducing the baking time. Also, put some fresh topping on it, but if you're adding your own topping you're almost making a new pizza, which kind of defeats the purpose

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/how-to-upgrade-frozen-pizza

 

[Lady Vanessa]

Mmmmm, pizza. I don't buy frozen often, due to shallow freezer side, but when I do, I always have extras in the veggie, meat and cheese side in my refrigerator to pimp my pizza pies out.
Oh, Dr. Oetker or DiGiorno are my only two go to's.

 

[Billiam]

Dr Oetker Ristorante's are on sale for 3 bucks at several of the chains. I like the quattro formaggi.

Best flavoured sauce(for me) with a nice thin crust. My goto.

 

[Big_Guy_Rye]

I make flatbread pizza at home.

Naan bread, pizza sauce, cheese, deli meats, pineapple, olives, peppers.... way cheaper and healthier, than frozen pizza, or convenient store...

 

[Lady Vanessa]

I make flatbread pizza at home.

Naan bread, pizza sauce, cheese, deli meats, pineapple, olives, peppers.... way cheaper and healthier, than frozen pizza, or convenient store...

I do and prefer this too, although not cheaper. However, I use Greek style pita bread and try different sauces. Pesto, teriyaki, BBQ, etc.
It's a great go to when inviting my adult children over, or smaller gatherings to create their own pizzas.

 

[scooner]

Motor City Co. pizza from Costco is surprisingly not bad if you are looking for a deep dish frozen pizza

 

[rlock]

Dr Oetker Ristorante's are on sale for 3 bucks at several of the chains. I like the quattro formaggi.

I'm usually after the spinach ones, or the plain pepperoni.

 

[worldshaker]

Dr Oekter is pretty decent frozen pizza. 7/11 IS frozen pizza, BUT you don't have to do anything.

Bagel Bites are also a good late microwavable pizza snack. Let's face it these options are for late-night-is-there-anything-in-the-fridge situations.

 

[Dick Ford]

Nightengale has the best frozen pizza I've ever eaten (especially the spicy salumi) -- hard to find, though

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Nightengale has the frozen pizza I've ever eaten (especially the spicy salumi) -- hard to find, though

IGA sells the Nightengale frozen pizza.

 

[PuntMeister]

If you love pizza, you don’t do frozen pizza.

if you’re mofo munchie at 1am, I pull out the cheapest Freshco or Prez-Choice slab, slut it up with a redunculous amount of grated cheddar, blue cheese, and shrimp bits. Sprinkle on Old Farts discarded/under-loved poneapple on half of it. Broil on Duke-Nuk-em for ten. Life is good.

 

[80watts]

Frozen pizza is a "I forgot to go to the store today" meal. Avoid the ones that taste like cardboard.... check best before date and check for freezer burn.....

 

[Oldfart]

If you love pizza, you don’t do frozen pizza.

if you’re mofo munchie at 1am, I pull out the cheapest Freshco or Prez-Choice slab, slut it up with a redunculous amount of grated cheddar, blue cheese, and shrimp bits. Sprinkle on Old Farts discarded/under-loved poneapple on half of it. Broil on Duke-Nuk-em for ten. Life is good.

I resent the implication I would ever have pineapple to discard.
It's fine on sweet and sour pork, and I relish every Hawaiian morsel.
Just don't Dole any out onto my pizza.

 

[PuntMeister]

Just don't Dole any out onto my pizza.

oooh, I see what you did there Mr. clever old fart pants! Funny 😆

I tried to make a pineapple pun once, but ended up making ananas out of myself! 🤪

 

[zippy45]

to reply to the OP. no

 

[SexualHealing]

The Nightengale Pizza is what I was talking about when I referred to the Hawksworth Pizza. I got the name mixed up. It is probably the highest quality pizza you can get at grocery store. I used to always get that spicy salumi. However, it is harder to compare to the frozen pizzas, because it doesn't come frozen. Its just a pizza made at the restaurant, and then plastic sealed, and then sold in the deli section of the grocery store.