Note to self
Find all the washcloths that have been put away in drawers. Move these to shower. Use them.
Would you be offended if...
- Thread starter blakealridge
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Find all the washcloths that have been put away in drawers. Move these to shower. Use them.
Really sucks that this is needed!! Totally go for it Charlee!!! Hope it makes a difference for you….
I would change the title to: how to get the ultimate girl friend experience 😁
Some glasses have cameras. I ended up editing this to say if you need them I’d like to inspect.
My screening is easy! Someone commented on how simple it was today actually haha
My old workplace posted notes on how wash your hands in all washrooms about 5 years ago.
Being rather surprised, I started making inquiries with management asking why people relatively intelligent making 6 figure salaries need this as I found it a bit insulting.
I was told that it was an ongoing problem that needed to be dealt with.
I replied saying that the problem may be with the HR department hiring idiots.
They were not amused!😂😂😂
Might be better to attach this picture on the final message when you finalize a date after screening. You could word a msg with this so it would appear as a standard that you send to everyone who books
nah, I just spent 2 hours on my hair and makeup, so unless you want me to jump in with a shower cap on and get frustrated when the water bounces off you onto my snatched face, you're on your own lol
just a note that loofas are bacteria factories, I found out about this a few years ago and threw mine away right away. washcloths are great because you can use a fresh one every time!
LOL....that's why when I saw you I asked no makeup please...I found you prettier that way...oh....and I always squeegeed your shower after....❤
Haha yeah. I mean sometimes I don’t wear makeup, but I do enjoy it! I think I’m pretty every way 😉 and you’re one of the elite few who do that. Every time I hear someone squeegee my shower I know I’m gonna go the extra mile.
I fully support the spirit of proper hygiene practices. I can't help laughing at the comment about shit stained bedsheets but it's so real. I feel for ya. I learned a long time ago to wash my ass crack and that's what I taught my kids and their kids. To the specific question about the instruction sheet, I would not be offended at all, and I also support previous suggestions on simplifying the message to diagrams, short bullet points, or more pointed (harsher) phrases.
Maybe this is an opportunity for a "PoonSafe" training and certification. Maybe Perb can facilitate and maybe some tech/media savvy people can put together a quick online self-learning video? SP's can motivate and incentivize this as their preference, and self-regulate (for now). The analogy is similar to handling food... You can fuck in a monogamous relationship, as dirty as you'd like, and it's contained like cooking food in a private household. But when you're handling food at volume that impacts the public then you gotta have proper safety controls. In this case, it's not solely the responsibility of providers, it's mutual accountability - PoonSafe.
I support legalizing the sex work industry and this kind of health & safety practices I'd expect to become part of a broader culture that would be cultivated if the industry was positively regulated. I think taking on this as a grassroots initiative would go a long ways to show governmental bodies that there is need, demand, and benefits to legalizing with proper regulatory support.
On another note, if guys stink around their crotch, maybe they didn't wash properly OR maybe it's a yeast infection that would require medicated treatment. Happens to guys too and the bacterial growth may or may not be visible. I've shared this thought with SPs before cuz I've had comments about how nice I've taken care of myself over the years while they've had to service smelly dicks and balls. Probably best to avoid BB service for that client? Or maybe avoid more because the bacterial growth would be all over the general pubic area and will probably rub onto the vaginal area. Just food for thought. PoonSafe.
Maybe this is an opportunity for a "PoonSafe" training and certification. Maybe Perb can facilitate and maybe some tech/media savvy people can put together a quick online self-learning video? SP's can motivate and incentivize this as their preference, and self-regulate (for now). The analogy is similar to handling food... You can fuck in a monogamous relationship, as dirty as you'd like, and it's contained like cooking food in a private household. But when you're handling food at volume that impacts the public then you gotta have proper safety controls. In this case, it's not solely the responsibility of providers, it's mutual accountability - PoonSafe.
I support legalizing the sex work industry and this kind of health & safety practices I'd expect to become part of a broader culture that would be cultivated if the industry was positively regulated. I think taking on this as a grassroots initiative would go a long ways to show governmental bodies that there is need, demand, and benefits to legalizing with proper regulatory support.
On another note, if guys stink around their crotch, maybe they didn't wash properly OR maybe it's a yeast infection that would require medicated treatment. Happens to guys too and the bacterial growth may or may not be visible. I've shared this thought with SPs before cuz I've had comments about how nice I've taken care of myself over the years while they've had to service smelly dicks and balls. Probably best to avoid BB service for that client? Or maybe avoid more because the bacterial growth would be all over the general pubic area and will probably rub onto the vaginal area. Just food for thought. PoonSafe.
I would not be offended. In my line of work, checklists are used everywhere to minimize the chance of a mistake so hey, just one more checklist for me, lol!!
Do you want to add: “please dry off IN the shower to minimize water on the floor” or something like that? I have no idea why, but I’ve always dried off outside the shower in my home but on dates, after seeing a slew of SW’s complain about this (the mess, leaving them fewer towels, etc), I realized that I can just as easily dry off (mostly) in the shower and leave the floor drier for all
Do you want to add: “please dry off IN the shower to minimize water on the floor” or something like that? I have no idea why, but I’ve always dried off outside the shower in my home but on dates, after seeing a slew of SW’s complain about this (the mess, leaving them fewer towels, etc), I realized that I can just as easily dry off (mostly) in the shower and leave the floor drier for all
I use a generous amount of bodywash directly out of the bottle, lather in between all the nooks and crannies of my entire being, including feet, rinse, and repeat. I wash myself like a surgeon washes his hands.
This shouldn't be offensive at all to anyone, I would even add a line like, "Make sure to get in between all the nooks and crannies, rinse, and repeat. If you're not washing yourself the way a surgeon washes his hands you're probably not clean enough."
Sure, but that's what thoroughly washing hands in the shower are for also. It's not just washing junk and in between my crack and cheeks.
I'm absolutely cool with it.
I saw a similar card once at an incall in Gastown, and was amused. Had a really nice time with a companion visiting Vancouver .. she has since moved to the US last year.
I saw a similar card once at an incall in Gastown, and was amused. Had a really nice time with a companion visiting Vancouver .. she has since moved to the US last year.
