I'm wondering if the guys who are the target for this will actually read it.
Would you be offended if...
- Thread starter blakealridge
- Start date
I wouldn't be offended at all, since I hear many women complain about the average man's hygiene.
Considering that the provider and I will be orally exploring each other's bodies very intimately I would be horrified to know that my hygiene was not as close to perfect as I can get it. So I personally treat every visit with a SP like a date, and I worry about my hygiene to the point of nearly being OCD. Whenever possible I try to organize my shower so that I have it ~30min prior to my booking time.
I even have a special shower "ritual" that I go through to ensure I am squeaky clean. I have a heavy/coarse beard so I shave twice while in the shower to ensure my face is baby smooth so I don't leave razor rash all over my SP. I also do a thorough soap and rinse twice, and do my crotch and crack 3 times. I have a hairy crack, so I actually worry that even 3 times is not enough.
The whole time I am in the shower I am swishing a mouthful of Listerine, and while I am travelling to the incall I take also take several sips of water and swish it around in my mouth to ensure it is still fresh on arrival.
Most ladies who know me don't require me to shower on arrival, but if they do then I am happy to oblige.
If I'm coming over from work and not able to do my shower ritual prior to leaving then I'll do it at the SP's incall (including bringing a razor).
Considering that the provider and I will be orally exploring each other's bodies very intimately I would be horrified to know that my hygiene was not as close to perfect as I can get it. So I personally treat every visit with a SP like a date, and I worry about my hygiene to the point of nearly being OCD. Whenever possible I try to organize my shower so that I have it ~30min prior to my booking time.
I even have a special shower "ritual" that I go through to ensure I am squeaky clean. I have a heavy/coarse beard so I shave twice while in the shower to ensure my face is baby smooth so I don't leave razor rash all over my SP. I also do a thorough soap and rinse twice, and do my crotch and crack 3 times. I have a hairy crack, so I actually worry that even 3 times is not enough.
The whole time I am in the shower I am swishing a mouthful of Listerine, and while I am travelling to the incall I take also take several sips of water and swish it around in my mouth to ensure it is still fresh on arrival.
Most ladies who know me don't require me to shower on arrival, but if they do then I am happy to oblige.
If I'm coming over from work and not able to do my shower ritual prior to leaving then I'll do it at the SP's incall (including bringing a razor).
I wouldn’t have a problem with any of that but I have learned the hard way to always fold up my clothes and take them with me. I have had my wallet depleted a few times by leaving it out of my sight and leaving it in the bathroom is a no for me.
Yeah I have my cats trained to take money from men’s wallets during the session, so I get it
I bring my own deodorant, mouthwash, and sometimes razors to my bookings. I like to come prepared.
For many years I had a sign hanging in my studio bathroom that included the importance of DRYING those cracks and crevices after you thoroughly washed them. Moist butt crack is a NO.
I wasnt referring to you specifically just in general I make a habit of keeping my shit with me, there are some light fingered babes out there.🤷🏻♂️
Damn, tough crowd at the comedy club tonight
I never take my wallet. It gets locked in the glovebox or hidden under my mat.
Sometimes you just gotta go even if you went right before in the parking lot. I might not have fully emptied the tank the first go around. Hate when that happens
Also depending where I was coming from I'd get in a quick shower/rinse before I left and then get a shower right when I arrived.
I didn't want to go in all sweaty from the gym. 1st impressions and all that jazz.
.
I don't mind if you stand outside the shower micromanaging me. With a dom vibe. If you're dressed to the nines in heels, then rewarding me with good behavior while I'm cleaning properly. For example talk dirty, play with yourself. But if I'm doing a half ass job you yell sternly and not let me out of the shower till you're satisfied that I'm clean. Saying stuff like, you're wasting money right now you filthy piece of shit!
I seem to recall a few years back some SP on here posting that she caught a client in the bathroom with the shower running but standing outside it waiting for an appropriate amount of time to pass. Some guys are slobs, a sign won’t change that.
Some classy guys you entertain.
as if it's her fault 🙄 it's all types of guys who come to see us. and yeah, it happens.
I'm kinda anal about cleaning my ass 😁
