Would you be offended if...

Relax10

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Hell no. Some dudes need direction. Might suggest you may need to create some visuals like a 30 second video for them to watch upon entering.

 

Real Sonny Burnett

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No. I would rather see that sign as I am alone in the bathroom than be told during a session that something isn’t happening because I stink or I’m really filthy.

You see rules for things everywhere these days…not a problem for me.
 
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masterpoonhunter

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That video Relax10 posted is just the ticket. As part of the screening, the guy needs to sign off they watched and understood. Kind of like the terms and conditions when you're getting your insurance and shit.
 

Relax10

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Its embarrassing to me that you even have to post this when it is really just common sense and good manners. Have we really sunk that low that we don't even have good hygiene as part of our daily routine? Sad.

Remember when Covid started and all those news and morning shows had "experts" on to show us how to wash our hands for 20 seconds. I hate to say it but I can only imagine some of the dirty dudes she's had to deal with or any SP for that matter. Heck people who worked at a fancy high rise office I used to work at didnt wash their hands after a dump. I guess some folks got that natural antibiotic sweat that kills gems.
 

Cliffy Ronaldo

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"spray deodorant on your underarms but not your genitals".

Who sprays deodorant on their genitals?!?!

I think I would find this sign mostly amusing, but I prefer the idea of making them watch the video first. Good times.
 

oldshark

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I would be okay with the instructions. I have been in industrial facilities where they had similar instructions but with cartoons to help define what you had to do.
 

TerrR

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If somebody is dumb enough that they need to be told how to bathe themselves, I highly doubt they're smart enough to read the sign in the first place.
I think that Bizzaynass meant this tongue in cheek but actually I think it rings quite true. I like the idea of a sign but if I were you I’d make it a little shorter with the key points in the first few words. The knuckle heads who need this are not going to read the whole message if it’s to long.
 

PuntMeister

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I would not be offended. However, I am a horny guy and I didn’t come over to read an instruction manual. Lol. A few bullet points would do the trick. Make it funny or a clever rhyme, and you win an Sp gold star.
 

MissingOne

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I need my glasses to see!
The person who would be offended is presumably the person you wouldn't want to see anyway. Hopefully your screening would have eliminated that person before he ever got to see the sign.

I'd be happy to see the sign, if I were fortunate enough to get through your screening and have the opportunity to see your bathroom.
 
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