Would you be offended if...

[easkey]

I'm absolutely cool with it.

I saw a similar card once at an incall in Gastown, and was amused. Had a really nice time with a companion visiting Vancouver .. she has since moved to the US last year.

 

[Kikoolol]

I'm wondering if the guys who are the target for this will actually read it.

 

[RedDragon64]

I wouldn't be offended at all, since I hear many women complain about the average man's hygiene.

Considering that the provider and I will be orally exploring each other's bodies very intimately I would be horrified to know that my hygiene was not as close to perfect as I can get it. So I personally treat every visit with a SP like a date, and I worry about my hygiene to the point of nearly being OCD. Whenever possible I try to organize my shower so that I have it ~30min prior to my booking time.

I even have a special shower "ritual" that I go through to ensure I am squeaky clean. I have a heavy/coarse beard so I shave twice while in the shower to ensure my face is baby smooth so I don't leave razor rash all over my SP. I also do a thorough soap and rinse twice, and do my crotch and crack 3 times. I have a hairy crack, so I actually worry that even 3 times is not enough.

The whole time I am in the shower I am swishing a mouthful of Listerine, and while I am travelling to the incall I take also take several sips of water and swish it around in my mouth to ensure it is still fresh on arrival.

Most ladies who know me don't require me to shower on arrival, but if they do then I am happy to oblige.

If I'm coming over from work and not able to do my shower ritual prior to leaving then I'll do it at the SP's incall (including bringing a razor).

 

[CapnMaynards]

I love this! The more information available upfront the better.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

I wouldn’t have a problem with any of that but I have learned the hard way to always fold up my clothes and take them with me. I have had my wallet depleted a few times by leaving it out of my sight and leaving it in the bathroom is a no for me.

 

[blakealridge]

The only part I'd disagree with is the "spray deodorant" instruction. I hate that stuff.

Would you prefer I had a stick you can share with all my other clients? 😂

 

[blakealridge]

I wouldn’t have a problem with any of that but I have learned the hard way to always fold up my clothes and take them with me. I have had my wallet depleted a few times by leaving it out of my sight and leaving it in the bathroom is a no for me.

Yeah I have my cats trained to take money from men’s wallets during the session, so I get it

 

[RedDragon64]

Would you prefer I had a stick you can share with all my other clients? 😂

I bring my own deodorant, mouthwash, and sometimes razors to my bookings. I like to come prepared.

 

[Cougar Collective]

I had this in my bathroom? Please tell me your thoughts <3

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For many years I had a sign hanging in my studio bathroom that included the importance of DRYING those cracks and crevices after you thoroughly washed them. Moist butt crack is a NO.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

Yeah I have my cats trained to take money from men’s wallets during the session, so I get it

I wasnt referring to you specifically just in general I make a habit of keeping my shit with me, there are some light fingered babes out there.🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[blakealridge]

I bring my own deodorant, mouthwash, and sometimes razors to my bookings. I like to come prepared.

Well clearly that’s different 😘

 

[blakealridge]

I wasnt referring to you specifically just in general I make a habit of keeping my shit with me, there are some light fingered babes out there.🤷🏻‍♂️

Damn, tough crowd at the comedy club tonight

 

[Originalscrappydoo]

I wouldn’t have a problem with any of that but I have learned the hard way to always fold up my clothes and take them with me. I have had my wallet depleted a few times by leaving it out of my sight and leaving it in the bathroom is a no for me.

I never take my wallet. It gets locked in the glovebox or hidden under my mat.

 

[heyhowareyou]

Might want to add that if they need to have a waz, to please close the door first (and wash yer hands after)!

Better yet, take one before you arrive at the in-call

 

[Relax10]

Better yet, take one before you arrive at the in-call

Sometimes you just gotta go even if you went right before in the parking lot. I might not have fully emptied the tank the first go around. Hate when that happens

Also depending where I was coming from I'd get in a quick shower/rinse before I left and then get a shower right when I arrived.
I didn't want to go in all sweaty from the gym. 1st impressions and all that jazz.

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[blakealridge]

It’s live!

 

[Beasting]

nah, I just spent 2 hours on my hair and makeup, so unless you want me to jump in with a shower cap on and get frustrated when the water bounces off you onto my snatched face, you're on your own lol

I don't mind if you stand outside the shower micromanaging me. With a dom vibe. If you're dressed to the nines in heels, then rewarding me with good behavior while I'm cleaning properly. For example talk dirty, play with yourself. But if I'm doing a half ass job you yell sternly and not let me out of the shower till you're satisfied that I'm clean. Saying stuff like, you're wasting money right now you filthy piece of shit!

 

[UhOh]

I seem to recall a few years back some SP on here posting that she caught a client in the bathroom with the shower running but standing outside it waiting for an appropriate amount of time to pass. Some guys are slobs, a sign won’t change that.

 

[masterblaster]

I’ve had shit stains on my sheets more than once. AFTER sending a guy to a shower. I’d say 50% of clients’ balls still smell sweaty post shower.

Some classy guys you entertain.

 

[blakealridge]

Some classy guys you entertain.

as if it's her fault 🙄 it's all types of guys who come to see us. and yeah, it happens.