This is why I always say no to anal play. Nothing good cums from it. ?
What's the funniest thing that happened with a SP?
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i love this story... imagining you politely setting the money down somewhere and asking if can use the shower. eventually just walking out of there... with a tv stand!
I normally come fresh showered, but I really don't know how awkward that would have gotten upon coming in. Hilarious that both were for a CL ad, yet for completely different transactions LOL
Or she shows you a humongous tv stand and you say "Oh is it stable enough for the both of us ? "
1. I was on my back enjoying a bbbj. I asked her if we can do 69. She nodded. She swung her leg over my face and hit my cheek with her toe nail. She was embarrassed.
2. I had a session with an ATF. As I was walking back to the elevator, I reached for my phone and realized that I still had the donation in my pocket! I quickly rushed back to her incall and handed her the donation. I was embarrassed but she just laughed about it.
3. Once I was seeing this lovely lady and I took some white wine with me. There was a bit of delay and a mix up before I got in the session. Finally, I managed to get in. She was there, in lovely dress, acting sexy and everything. She took my hand and guided me inside to the kitchen counter where two lovely wine glasses were waiting. Guess what! In all the confusion and excitement, I left wine in the car! We were late already and she was like on the millionth floor of her Yaletown incall so we decided to just Forego (with a capital F) wine. Session was good anyways.
2. I had a session with an ATF. As I was walking back to the elevator, I reached for my phone and realized that I still had the donation in my pocket! I quickly rushed back to her incall and handed her the donation. I was embarrassed but she just laughed about it.
3. Once I was seeing this lovely lady and I took some white wine with me. There was a bit of delay and a mix up before I got in the session. Finally, I managed to get in. She was there, in lovely dress, acting sexy and everything. She took my hand and guided me inside to the kitchen counter where two lovely wine glasses were waiting. Guess what! In all the confusion and excitement, I left wine in the car! We were late already and she was like on the millionth floor of her Yaletown incall so we decided to just Forego (with a capital F) wine. Session was good anyways.
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literally...farts or shit...nothing pleasant about either lol (unless you're japanese then all bets are off....)
I thought it was the Germans who liked fudge and chocolate cake.
Pretty sure your ethnicity has nothing to do with what you like in bed ?
This just sounds disgusting lol
Do you think she might have done that on purpose? Almost sounds like she did it on purpose as some sort of sick joke ?
May be she had constipation and his tool worked as a rectal suppository.
(Warning: Please don't try it though.)
no, but a quick google search of scat vids leads to a high proportion of asian filmed ones...so if the shoe fits....
A quick google search also confirms that 59.76% of the total world population is Asian so that could also explain it...?
When I was a teen and new to the internet all the shit porn being distributed was German at the time. The most viral video was 2 girls 1 cup, which wasn't Asian either.
After a session with an SP, I showered before leaving her apartment.
I had taken off my watch in the shower, and placed on a high ledge of the stall.
After I left, I realized I had forgotten my watch, so phoned to be let back in. No answer.
Keep phoning, and get no answer.
Another resident saw me outside and let me in, and I knocked on the SP's door. Again, no answer, and now I was stuck in the hallway with nowhere to go, not wanting to create a disturbance banging on her door, so I went back outside and kept phoning.
Took 40 minutes before she called me back. Turned out she decided to relax in a bath after our session, didn't take her phone, didn't hear me knocking and never saw the watch.
We laughed about it afterward, but was stressful at the time.
I had taken off my watch in the shower, and placed on a high ledge of the stall.
After I left, I realized I had forgotten my watch, so phoned to be let back in. No answer.
Keep phoning, and get no answer.
Another resident saw me outside and let me in, and I knocked on the SP's door. Again, no answer, and now I was stuck in the hallway with nowhere to go, not wanting to create a disturbance banging on her door, so I went back outside and kept phoning.
Took 40 minutes before she called me back. Turned out she decided to relax in a bath after our session, didn't take her phone, didn't hear me knocking and never saw the watch.
We laughed about it afterward, but was stressful at the time.
Booked with a girl visiting from out of town. She had a 400 sq foot AirBNB. One mattress on the floor and no other furniture.
She had a girlfriend whom was traveling and working with her. The friend had nowhere to go. As such, she decided to stay on the edge of the bed for my entire session. Just quietly sat there as I was plowing her girlfriend in multiple positions.
I have done a threesome before. Being with two girls in same bed wasn't the novelty. Just getting it done with no awkwardness or involvement by her as she sat on the corner of the bed will always stick out.
Was surreal.
Well neither of us figured it out until about the fifth session so grooming? Only the terminally woke would think that.
